Botox Brawl
It was the cunts of NYC vs. the cunts of O.C. at Bravo's A-List Awards the other night in NYC.
Bethenny of NYC told People that it started while they were all going over the script. Bethenny said, “They [The O.C. Housewives] said in our material that my apartment is a two-by-four, and it’s actually a one-by-two, and so I can take it, I don’t care. But they’re offended that I’m saying something about them living 65 miles from the beach. Jeana said, ‘I don’t think that’s funny.’”
When they got backstage, it went down. Tamra from O.C. claims Bethenny went at her ass, “Bethenny scratched me a little bit. I swear to god. She tried to get me from behind and I put my arm up, and she scratched me. I covered it with makeup." Tamra's lying. Her skin just went back to normal because she's made out of plastic.
Bethenny denied the catfight, but said, “Give me a can of hairspray and a match, and I’ll take care of that in the dressing room later.” To which Tamra responded, “The Housewives of the O.C. can kick the Housewives of N.Y.C.’s ass!"
Their children must be so proud. These are 85-year-old women for fucks sake! Ok, maybe they aren't 85, but close too it. If you're going to fight, don't scratch! Shank a bitch and then kick her in the snatch bone.
I'm on neither of their teams. I'm on "Team Get This Shit On Video Next Time."
I have seldom seen so many shades of hideous. What's wrong with the cheekbones of (bleeched) 4th from left? The only one who looks vaguely human is most right, but I can't see her face properly, so who knows?
So happy I don't do cunt.
J E Eggelaar
bethenny is the hottest slut ever. she needs to be hot slut of the month. she can talk shit to me any day. i'd love every second of it.
"ya packin' ya red baaag..."
Love Bethenny, the morons from OC are pathetic. Team NYC!!
She looks good in that dress. Her blog was just seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now. Is she single now?
Kick her in the snatch bone..that's awesome! My sister and I have always referred to it as a cunt punt, but now we have a new word for our arsenal. As far as the old hags are concerned, I have no comment because I have no idea who they are or the shows that they are on.
*sigh*
Whatever.
Team NYC. At least they PRETEND to have "culture". I Love Bethenny and I hated her on "Martha Stewart's Apprentice". I also like Jill.
I hate Tamra and Countess Luanne.
tell it spacemanspliff
I LOVE Bethenny, been a fan since she was on Martha Stewart Apprentice - but I totally didn't even recognize her in that photo. These shows are hilarious.
They're all vulgar as fuck.
Are NYC garbagemen on strike or something?
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Bethenny, Jill and Countess LuAnne are the hottest sluts EVAH!
I would have thought Bethenney could have come up with something better than "you live 65 miles from the beach!" Yeah, the show isn't called The Real Housewives of Laguna Beach, it's O.C. Why are these dumb whores fighting anyway? Does Botox make you nasty?
Ive met Bethanny. She is actually fucking hilarious, and really sweet. I met her at a dinner party she was at with some friends when I was in the city working. It was before the show, though.
I wish she would kick the shit out of Tamra. I cant stand that whore. She and Ramona are both whackjobs.
The "mask" chick is from a dirt farm in Kansas...Google her. She needs to find a dentist STAT. At least shes a good hag to her hubby.
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
The two on the far left are competing for Hot Slut or something...ridiculous.
Tell these bitches you have to do better than that to be nominated for HS-look at Pheobe Price-she works it!
Team NYC !
Submitted by Otter Pop on June 6, 2008 - 4:47pm.
I'm especially drawn to the NY housewife located fifth from the left. I find her so hideously ugly I can't help but stare at her whenever she comes on. She kind of looks like the kid from Mask
LMAO. I counted too!
But you can't hate her! All of them leave her out of the 'inner circle' the way it is because she likes to hang with her British hub.
She brought him to the last girls night out, and one of those bitches had a hissy fit from hell. She couldn't believe someone would bring their husband to a girls dinner party.
You have to see the episode. I have never seen anyone that needs Paxil, Xanax, and Zoloft more than that ho that threw a tantrum. lololol
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Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
Cota is a million miles from the coast, Newport Beach is an hour away, easy. I love Bethenny, all the NYC housewives were smart, none of the OC housewives have 10 IQ pts between. Smarts aside, the OC girls are just trash, kids are just trash, and they over pay for the tackiest clothing ever worn by skanks anywhere, anytime. The NYC gals really to have money, and are NOT over extended weasels like the OC gals.
Let's play pin the liposuctioned ass on the drag-queen.
I LOVE Bethanny and Jill! The OC BITCHES SUCK!
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Looks so pretty and large sexy. _____________+++++++++++++++++____________++++++++++_______++++++++ She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.I hope her sick will be ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Otter Pop on June 6, 2008 - 5:47pm.
I'm especially drawn to the NY housewife located fifth from the left. I find her so hideously ugly I can't help but stare at her whenever she comes on. She kind of looks like the kid from Mask.
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Look at me... I actually sat here and counted one, two, three, four, five. LOL Yes, she is odd looking.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Bethenny could whip all; but yeah RHO NYC would win.
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I'm especially drawn to the NY housewife located fifth from the left. I find her so hideously ugly I can't help but stare at her whenever she comes on. She kind of looks like the kid from Mask.
I like the OC bitches WAAAAY better than the NY sluts.
That Tamra chick annoys the hell out of me.
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What else would you expect from this trash?
I'm sure "the countess" spat a few lugies and kicked those OC broads in the coochie.
I'd like to see this go down too and count how many times one of these wax figures had a facial expression.
This makes me appreciate my neighborhood.
Over done, middle aged, orgasmically challenged women with too much of everything.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
It's fucking sad that these plastic hags have raised a horde of children to act just like them.
All that money could do a lot of good for people who actually deserve it.
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Back up the dumpster and throw all of them in it.
What a bunch of celluloid sea hags.
Next time these bitches meet up, I wanna see plastic hair, nails, boobs, cheeks (face/ass), and contacts ripped to shreds!
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
It's sad that grown ass women are this vapid. And the idiots that are fucking and financing them are even worse!
you guys are all correct: the shallow, selfish, materialistic jeuvenile behavior these women display is nothibg short of replusive... that what makes it so great!!
The most memorable moment I saw was when Tamra was upset that her son was rebelling and not listening to her. SHe started to cry and it was literally like a mannequin that sprung a leak. No facial expression whatsoever. So bizzare.
Its like the 2008 version of a freak show IMO:)
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 4:35pm.
duly noted and comment seconded... *banging gavel*
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"Crystal world with winter flowers.
Turns my day to frozen hours.
Lying snowblind in the sun.
Will my ice age ever come?"
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 6, 2008 - 1:37pm.
When you saw them, were they trying to figure what size sausage to buy?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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I think I saw a few of them at the Florant in the meat packing district in NYC that night. They were loud, rude, and acted stupid. Oh and the three women looked exactly the same.
ESE...hehehhehe, you can second my comment! I like having you on my side.....
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
– Kathy Griffin
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 6, 2008 - 3:32pm.
ah, gainful employment I DO support.
Stupid fucking shows and stupid fucking money spending whores can all kiss my white ass!! I beat them all sluts..i live less than a block from the beach in south o.c.....These fucking plastic bitches would never let their precious toes touch the beach sand, just like that fucking idiot no-talent cunt lauren from the laguna beach show!
I don't even get it? Isn't a two by four a two inch thick, four inch wide piece of wood? How the fuck can you say an apartment is a two by four? Why the fuck do I care?
*holds gun to head*
Is it five yet?!!?!?!?!?!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by angry mom on June 6, 2008 - 1:29pm.:
Should you be so kind to these cretinous creatures?
However, they do have one redeeming trait: Look all the people who have jobs taking care of them.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Please, if the Housewives of NYC and OC were in a brawl, NYC would win HANDS DOWN. And Bethany is awesome.
Skanks, whores, sluts, ugly, worthless, pretentious, whiny, liars, self-absorded, uneducated leeches- ALL of em damn it!!!
Feel free to add to the addendum of adjectives to describe these whores.
yes, these bitches make me angry, hence my name.
No carpet, hardwood floors all around.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 4:20pm.
who the fuck are these idiots, and why does anyone care?
hey! you stole my comment!... *muttering under breath*... just 'cause you said it first doesn't mean anything
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"Crystal world with winter flowers.
Turns my day to frozen hours.
Lying snowblind in the sun.
Will my ice age ever come?"
Not one of these twats has a thought for anyone outside of herself, or her precious looks.
I'd rather have a real person for a friend than one of these useless bitches.
Sorry, just hit a nerve.
the OC girls are Jealuos that the NYC look better whit less surgeries and botox
There's enough silicon in this picture to refloat the Titanic!
I bet that the curtains and drapes do not match with any one of these breastacious babes.
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my precious brain cells just went on strike after reading this post...lol
@psl: you mean that the glamour, beauty and sophistication that is the Real Housewives of Orange County has never graced your TV screen?!
the show is TRASHTASTIC!
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Haha what dummies!
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