Friday, June 6th 2008
Troll Goes Down
Seeing people fall down makes me laugh, but watching an evil troll hit the ground is hilarious. It's no joke though. Whoever made MK's troll ass fall down last night will pay dearly. They probably woke up with their dick permanently in their ass and face covered in warts. Those diabolic Olsen trolls know black magic! Dark-sided!
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Looks like you need to brush up on your English a little bit, homie...
Submitted by RichBitch on June 6, 2008 - 10:04pm.
Anyone got another link for the video? This one is gone.
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I found some by googling "mary kate falls". Seriously though, it has to be hard to navigate with that hail of flashbulbs, and probably wearing stupid shoes too.
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Anyone got another link for the video? This one is gone.
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Mary-Kate probably had one Coors Light after not eating all day.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Grumpy Old Troll fell under her bridge!
Dayum, that was funny.
I love the guy "Ooooh Ooooh, look out y'all, she's fallin'."
LMFAO
I think Mr. Meth and Mrs. Whiskey made her fall down.
They were inside the club and had no comment.
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wow, drunk much?
she's so tiny, no wonder she couldn't climb into the back of that truck. Just look at how high that door comes to on her.
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Wtf? She's too weak to climb into her giant SUV?
Eat something!
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That's messed up, can't believe the guy rather than trying to help her says "yes! I got that shit". I know he doesn't owe it to her to help her but anyone on the street would help a stranger if they fell rather than taking out their camera and shooting it.
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Submitted by M.E. on June 6, 2008 - 12:43pm.
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
What a fucking life, piss away millions of dollars on troll clothes, spend all day sleeping off the hangeroner from the night before, only to do enough blow to get out of bed to do it all over again.
Pathetic.
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Last time I seen someone fall in slow motion like that they were doing downs...lol.
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Submitted by TOPANGA on June 6, 2008 - 11:58am.
LOL, Not only did she fall, but she fell down slooowly, who falls down in slow motion? lol.
I think they're exactly like in the soaps the good twin (Ashley) and the Evil Twin (Mary-Kate)
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I read somewhere that a lot of times when Britney's on the phone there's NO ONE ON THE OTHER END!
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Submitted by M.E. on June 6, 2008 - 10:24am.
PSL - not only that, but she can't be bothered to buckle in her own kid? Did you see the video, Sean got out of that car and ran to the nanny, didn't even slow down or LOOK at Shitney.
They clearly have no fucking clue who that crazy bitch is.
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or they are in denial.....lol
The Star Mag is saying that Jamie is offering K Fed $4.5 mil to get back with Britney...riiiiiiiiiight.
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
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"Whoever made MK's troll ass fall down last night will pay dearly."
His name was Jack..
Jack Daniels
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PSL - not only that, but she can't be bothered to buckle in her own kid? Did you see the video, Sean got out of that car and ran to the nanny, didn't even slow down or LOOK at Shitney.
They clearly have no fucking clue who that crazy bitch is.
Submitted by M.E. on June 6, 2008 - 10:16am.
Where is our GD Cheeto report? I've got something to fucking say about Cuntney and her "quality" time with her little mistakes yesterday.
MK!!!!!!!!
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what? that she was texting the whole time she was with them?
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
– Kathy Griffin
Where is our GD Cheeto report? I've got something to fucking say about Cuntney and her "quality" time with her little mistakes yesterday.
MK!!!!!!!!
Priceless
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Aww, I was expecting her to bust her ass. Instead, it was like a slow-motion squat. Oh well, at least that one pap was funny.
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LOL, Not only did she fall, but she fell down slooowly, who falls down in slow motion? lol.
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"Yeah I Got That Shit", that was funny.
that security guy scoops her up like a toddler!
Bitch must weigh NOTHING!
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People, it's all fun and games until a drunk troll falls, then it's fucking hilarious!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Had she not been drunk she would have killed them all.
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What did you think was going to happen?!?
Machine wasn't there to catch her?
HAHAHHAAA I love the part when the pap goes "yeeah, I got that shit"
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LOL! notice how the security guy simply scooped her up off the ground?
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AAHAHAHAHAH! Love how the guy's foot gets shut in the door!
*snort* happpy friday when a troll falls down...
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She doesn't fall down, she PASSES OUT. That is one fucked up bitch. I love how the pap at the end says "yeah, I got that shit".
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Was it just me or were people laughing at her at the end of the video?
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
What a fucking life, piss away millions of dollars on troll clothes, spend all day sleeping off the hangeroner from the night before, only to do enough blow to get out of bed to do it all over again.
Pathetic.
get it together!
I saw this...she's so fucking wasted....lol
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
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