Paula Abdul Is The Luckiest Woman On The Planet
International supermodel Phoebe Price did some charity work last night by presenting Paula Abdul with an award from the Neuromuscular Disease Foundation. When cutlets met crazy! You know what's wrong with the picture above? Paula is not bowing down to Her Royal Highness The Queen of Chicken Cutlets.
I doubt these two spoke one word to each other. Paula just grinned and watched the chicken cutlets dance happily on Phoebe's cheeks. PP didn't notice, she was too busy trying to do her best Morticia Cutlets impression.
In other PP news, she will hold a press conference today in front of the Chanel store on Robertson in Los Angeles. PP will address Chanelgate! She has not received an apology from Chanel, so she's expected to announce her lawsuit against them. Scooby Doo will be her head counsel. I can't wait to hear this shit. Trial of the fucking century!
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Well, Chicken Cutlets told TMZ that she's planning to sue Chanel if she doesn't get an apology by next week.
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On what grounds? Emotional suffering? WTF?
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
AHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
That fourth thumbnail of chichen cutlets face scared the shit out of me!!! Time to clean my pants!
Need a warning with that photo!
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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"The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
PP swear that a lawsuit is coming............stay tuned!!!
Hi Aphid!
You may be safe...remember, I am on the Westside.....but Sheeps should bring a barfbag for when he gets to work.....
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
– Kathy Griffin
Thankyou.
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Madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 9:18am.
Okay. I am going to try and control my language here, because I don't want to expose the depths of my filthy trucker mouth....
I wonder if Gloria Aldred will be at the Press
Conference. PP was discrominated against just like the chick in the bathroom of the Beverly Hills Hotel.
I don't know who i'm more jealous of? Delusions Price or Meth-Zone Abdul.
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Run! It's the clergy!
"The name is Phoebe Price, bitch!!! Learn it. Love it. Live it!"
Chanel Better Kiss PP's Ass..............PP will milk this opportunity to further her Papparazzi career.............
Submitted by madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 9:18am.
I cannot stomach her delusion and ignorance, her vapid desire to be seen despite a lack of possessing ANYTHING of value.
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Huh. That is what I find so amusing about her.
Must be the pills and liquor.
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
PP, you need to move on. Suing a store for denying you into their party?? SAD. Uncle Jesse didn't let me in the house when he was reading in the paper in his underwear, but I didn't sue him!!
Is California one of those states where you have to pay for the legal fees (yours and the other side) if you lose? Because I would love to see this grasping attention ho sue Chanel, lose and then be stuck working the rest of her days at the local In and Out to try and pay off the seven figure bill.
zomay,
It's all yours!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 8:16am.
keep blowing those kisses PP.....
anyone else who lives in L.A.see the skywriting..."Tori & Dean"?
wtf?
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Hi sweets.
I just woke up and I'm not going outside until it fades or I might vomit.
OT: There's no such thing as bad publicity, as the old saying goes. She's getting famouser and famouser, y'all! World domination (and regurgitation) is nigh.
madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 9:18am.
Okay. I am going to try and control my language here, because I don't want to expose the depths of my filthy trucker mouth....
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Please Madam, can I use this as my sig?
Submitted by madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 9:24am.
Ask DeeDee. *craning neck* Cuz the avie is small, you can't see the hair well, but some sicko brushed, parted, and bowed the little fellow's hair.
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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."
Our Phoebe has made it, y'all.
Madam S.: LOL - her face is simply creepy!
PS - I miss La Pequeña too
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 11:16am.
anyone else who lives in L.A.see the skywriting..."Tori & Dean"?
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oh my god, Id fucking hate living in LA
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Awe, man!! I can't say anything spiteful about Crazy or Cutlets today, since I don't want to downplay the fact that they are supporting a worthwhile cause. Xenu-darn you, MK!! This better not happen tommorrow :P
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Gary Busey is a poet too?? Now, that's a real man!!
That last thumbnail just brought me back to reality....:(
Sheeps,
That is my new favorite avatar of yours!!! Someone you know?
They should do a movie together:The Has-Been and Who Is That?????
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
kdracofan,
I guess we could say I'm "displeased". xoxo
Sheeps, that wouldn't stop her from trying.....she's a dumbass.
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
– Kathy Griffin
Madam S. so what are you saying? You don't like PP!?
LOL
PP is not going to sue Chanel. Chanel can admit or exclude anyone they wish from a private event.
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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."
Wow. So PP is not only famous but she has a big heart. LMAO. Her dress is really cute.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Okay. I am going to try and control my language here, because I don't want to expose the depths of my filthy trucker mouth, but this fucking nasty wastroid of human excrement MUST go away. I cannot stomach her delusion and ignorance, her vapid desire to be seen despite a lack of possessing ANYTHING of value. I am beginning to despise her more than Wonky Hilton and Media Whore Jolie, and that's saying something.
Curse you MK! Where is La Pequena? And when does her reign of Dlisted Queen of all Hotness begin? I need a Hot Slut with some talent and beauty.
keep blowing those kisses PP.....
anyone else who lives in L.A.see the skywriting..."Tori & Dean"?
wtf?
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"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
– Kathy Griffin
look at the last thumb and think of the things you have in life for which to be grateful
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Ugh. I know she's doing this purely for the "fame," and not because of any actually legal merit, but damn. Even IF Chanel did invite you to a fucking STORE OPENING (not the hugest of events) - and generally, invitations are not done by E-MAIL - there's not legal right to be able to go to a fucking party. Chanel don't owe yo ass nothin', ho.
PP is a clown.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
PP's cheekbones have morphed from chicken cutlets into those eggs that silly putty comes in. Same color, too.