Paula Abdul Is The Luckiest Woman On The Planet
International supermodel Phoebe Price did some charity work last night by presenting Paula Abdul with an award from the Neuromuscular Disease Foundation. When cutlets met crazy! You know what's wrong with the picture above? Paula is not bowing down to Her Royal Highness The Queen of Chicken Cutlets.
I doubt these two spoke one word to each other. Paula just grinned and watched the chicken cutlets dance happily on Phoebe's cheeks. PP didn't notice, she was too busy trying to do her best Morticia Cutlets impression.
In other PP news, she will hold a press conference today in front of the Chanel store on Robertson in Los Angeles. PP will address Chanelgate! She has not received an apology from Chanel, so she's expected to announce her lawsuit against them. Scooby Doo will be her head counsel. I can't wait to hear this shit. Trial of the fucking century!