KK As Eliza Doolittle?!
What's the number to 911?! This is a crime against humanity. Keira Knightley's no-talent, scrawny ass is in talks to play Eliza Doolittle in a new film version of the musical "My Fair Lady." They should change the title to "My Fart Lady" and her character name to Eliza DooDoolittle.
Columbia and CBS Films will create a slightly updated remake of the movie, but will keep the musical's setting and original songs. Cameron Mackintosh is one of the film's producers.
Producers would not comment on the casting of KK, but said they were in talks with a major International star. Hopefully, they are talking about Brit Brit Spears. She's already proven that she has the voice of an angel and already has the British accent down. Blimey. Anybody but KK. Shit, Ed McMahon needs some money! He can play Eliza Doolittle.
We do not need this movie. This is the last thing we need! What we do need is some new skanks in Hollyweird that can come up with original ideas and stop butchering our beloved classics.
ShareThis
Submitted by Madame Dufarge on June 6, 2008 - 12:05pm.
I hated her in the Pirates movies: seeing it on the big screen was more traumatizing than on a DVD as her giant pouting/weird sticking her wax lips out made me uneasy. Seriously compare her mouth to 'Bend it Like Beckham' She ruined her looks!
_______________________
I didn´t have a problem with her... until someone pointed out that she resembles that character Lila in Dexter, season two. And since I´ve never hated a tv character as much as that Lila bitch, Keira has also begun annoying me, they talk in a similar way and give the same pouty expression.... barf
Oh look, something else I could give a shit about.
If they even think about remaking "GiGi", you'll see me on the evening news and Court TV.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
She is such a cuttie. Her photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said she is already in relationship with a young billionaire on that site now.
.?′ˉ`?-><-?′ˉ`?..?′ˉ`?-><-?′ˉ`?..?′ˉ`?->.?′ˉ`?-><-?′
That's ok
I saw Atonement last night for the first time. I could have cared less about her after really, truly understanding what the fuss is about James McAvoy.
*fans self*
That man is some SEX!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
gee_gee makes me laugh :D
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 6, 2008 - 11:03am.
Turn off your mind, relax and float down stream
It is not dying, it is not dying
Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void
It is shining, it is shining
**
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥so much♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I thought she was good in P&P and Atonement, but then I'm a fan. There might be better choices--what about Rosamund Pike?--but Keira has star drawing power. Yes, Migraine, Donald S also was good in P&P: sort of tiredly amused by it all.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."
Well, let me just say this:
I could have danced all night!
I could have danced all night!
And still have begged for more.
I could have spread my wings
And done a thousand things I've never done before.
I'll never know What made it so exciting;
Why all at once My heart took flight. I only know when he
Began to dance with me I could have danced,
danced, danced all night!
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
Didn't she make a comment recently about not wanting to sing again in a film. She needs stick with moody acting and stay far away from a mircophone
~ Yes, the use of the 'z' is blatant douchebaggery. -HCw/Dbs ~
I hated her in the Pirates movies: seeing it on the big screen was more traumatizing than on a DVD as her giant pouting/weird sticking her wax lips out made me uneasy. Seriously compare her mouth to 'Bend it Like Beckham' She ruined her looks!
Anyway I could not even make it through Atonement. I tried watching it several times and she was just ridiculous in that- her voice was all sing songy weird, that strange mouth action and the wooden expressions. NO!!!!!!
gee_gee no likey. Do not want.
I'm not upset, just expressing my opinion, which appears to be in the minority here. :P Which is funny, because she's very popular everywhere else.
Submitted by Regina on June 6, 2008 - 8:01am.
I don't think she's the world's greatest actress, though she is capable of being ok. She has the right look for period dramas and such.
She's still annoying, though.
*______________________________________*
The really morbid part about these paintings is that they're easier to look at than actual photographs of his desiccated olive loaf of a face. -- PantyChrist, 6/6/08
Submitted by Regina on June 6, 2008 - 8:49am.
I don't see the hate for Keira, though. She most certainly is neither a scank nor a no-talent. She is very talented and has a lot to give as an actress.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Regina, I agree with you, she is not an untalented skank however; this is the way it rolls on DListed. You know that. No need to get upset.
Turn off your mind, relax and float down stream
It is not dying, it is not dying
Lay down all thoughts, surrender to the void
It is shining, it is shining
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
They need to do a remake of "To kill a mocking bird". Sam Lutfi is a shoe in for Atticus Finch...
_________________ ☮ ___________________
I live with 15 dead cats, a purple dog that wears spats..
http://www.myspace.com/akathornhill
It's not the idea of KK as Eliza Doolittle that bugs me. (I think she's a fine actress)
It's that they keep remaking shit ad nauseum.
I don't think much of her performances in POTC. I don't really like the trilogy that much, but it's good to see that someone else agrees that she has some talent.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 6, 2008 - 11:38am.
Movie Studios need a "NO." person. Seriously.
--
I would love to be that person.
They should hire us DListers.
☠
I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
WHERE MY DOO RAG AT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oVNPh3TX0Y
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Submitted by Thornhill on June 6, 2008 - 11:54am.
Are the writers in hollyweird still on strike or just on crack..?
===========
The strike is over, but the crack never runs out.
************************************
♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
ITA Regina. I was blown away by her performance in POTC 3. I loved her in Pride & Prejudice. Oh wow and Atonement!!!! Yeah, no talent, is no way to describe Keira.
♡☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♥♡♥☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♡
I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Are the writers in hollyweird still on strike or just on crack..?
_________________ ☮ ___________________
I live with 15 dead cats, a purple dog that wears spats..
http://www.myspace.com/akathornhill
Submitted by Regina on June 6, 2008 - 7:49am.
I don't see the hate for Keira, though. She most certainly is neither a scank nor a no-talent. She is very talented and has a lot to give as an actress.
_______________________________________
I think it's because she's an annoying anorexic slag who pretends she's not anorexic, and who says many ignorant and annoying things.
*______________________________________*
The really morbid part about these paintings is that they're easier to look at than actual photographs of his desiccated olive loaf of a face. -- PantyChrist, 6/6/08
Submitted by Clarisse on June 6, 2008 - 7:43am.
Pride and Prejudice.
Greer Garson and Laurence Olivier = YES
Jennifer Ehle and Colin Firth = Yes
Keira Knightley and Matthew Macfadyen = Eeeeh
_______________________________________
INFIDEL! You forgot:
Donald Sutherland + Anybody = Supreme Hotness
*______________________________________*
The really morbid part about these paintings is that they're easier to look at than actual photographs of his desiccated olive loaf of a face. -- PantyChrist, 6/6/08
I don't see the hate for Keira, though. She most certainly is neither a scank nor a no-talent. She is very talented and has a lot to give as an actress.
Regina- Sure, that's true that everyone has different visions of the same material BUT K.K as Doolittle is a travesty. You would be better off putting CoCo in there as Eliza.
What about Atonement, Pure and Bend it Like Beckham? She was bad in them, too?
REGINA! easy on the name calling!! MK is no twat honey. Ease up woman.
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
There is no need to remake a perfectly good film!
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Pride and Prejudice.
Greer Garson and Laurence Olivier = YES
Jennifer Ehle and Colin Firth = Yes
Keira Knightley and Matthew Macfadyen = Eeeeh
To each his own though.
And i'm not a twat, i'm a cunt.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Run! It's the clergy!
No Talent is no where near a good description of this woman. Keira is very talented. She does extremely well in period pieces and she was so amazing in POTC. I would love to see her in My Fair Lady. MK you should save the snark for those Gossip Girls bitches or those twinks on High School Musical excluding Zac Efron. He can act. Go see Hairspray...baby is amazing.
♡☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♥♡♥☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♡
I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
ya know, the biggest problem with all these classics being re-made and fucked with is that these crappy new references are the only ones people know of.
Like if they make this movie people will think it was a 2008 CBS original starrring KK.
I heard Ray Charles' "What I'd Say" on the radio the other day (yay!) and then the DJ was like "that was Ray Charles off of the Juno soundtrack" FUCKING JUNO SOUNTRACK? So now Ray Charles becomes "the guy on the Juno soundtrack"
Its fucking malarkey is what it is!!!!!!
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
It's not a remake! It's going to be an adaptation of the book/play. Just because it's been made into a film previously, doesn't mean that someone else can't adapt the source again! Everyone has different visions.
Terrible hairdo in that pic. And she wouldn't stop pouting those lips no matter what.
_______________________________
I think Brooke Mueller is hot
You know there will be a remake of the remake. And then a remake of the remake's remake.
Because Hollywood loves to feast on its own shit.
*______________________________________*
The really morbid part about these paintings is that they're easier to look at than actual photographs of his desiccated olive loaf of a face. -- PantyChrist, 6/6/08
STOP with the fucking remakes!
Jesus....
**************************************************
"If I could have David Archuleta's father and Dina Lohan as my parents, I'd be the biggest star right now."
– Kathy Griffin
What an exquisite photograph. Excellent casting choice.
www.reluctantwhore.com
www.cafepress.com/reluctantwhore
No talent? Rent Pride and Prejudice, twat.
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAT?
NO.
Who's going to play Professor Higgins?? Zac Effron???
WTF.
Movie Studios need a "NO." person. Seriously.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Run! It's the clergy!