Friday, June 6th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Brody Jenner's tattoo might as well say "DOUCHE" because that's I'm all reading when I look at it. I'd hit it, but he totally sweats Axe body spray and his breath stinks like Bud. You know his hairy tittays jiggle when he's hitting it hardcore and he screams "here comes the party" right before he cums. Yeah, he's hot.
Here's Brody with his girlfriend and some friends in Maui.
ShareThis
Submitted by poppy on June 6, 2008 - 10:37am.
His girlfriend's belly button is about 3 inches too high. Looks weird.
**
YOURE RIGHT!!!!
How ASTUTE of you!!
(yeah, other stupid blog I cant rememebr the name of.. ASTUTE! ON DLISTED!! ...yeah, Im in a fightin mood.. SO?!)
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Does his girlfriend have fake tits and tummy lipo? Her body looks oddly Tara Reid-ish.
☠
I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
WHERE MY DOO RAG AT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oVNPh3TX0Y
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Yeah, it makes me feel like a perv too, but I've come to terms with it and am strangely ok with it too :-)
Submitted by Clarisse on June 6, 2008 - 3:46pm.
Poppy,
Your avie makes me feel like a perv, but i'm strangely ok with that.
Not now that I saw it half-naked, hairy and with the beer bloat...If only I could see all my past hits half-dressed initially..I wouldn't be such a slut!
Bitch, I'll strangle you with your own weave!
Poppy,
Your avie makes me feel like a perv, but i'm strangely ok with that.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 10:17am.
He has STDs and cankles......I'll pass on this douchebag.
His tattoo is really stupid too.
----------------------------------
I can't think of a worse combination, STDs and cankles. The tatoo is compensation for his teeny peen.
No!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls."
Fug no!
"Here comes the party!" lmfao.
☠
I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
WHERE MY DOO RAG AT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oVNPh3TX0Y
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
He’s 1 degree of separation from Spencer so no, I wouldn't ‘hit it’.
And he’s probably got his address tattooed elsewhere on his body, he’s that stupid.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
That dopey tat is a deal-breaker.
Either he's incredibly stupid or intensely self-absorbed. Both, I guess.
His girlfriend's belly button is about 3 inches too high. Looks weird.
"TheVinylVillager,
Good call on the peepee friend! He is hot in a Dave Annable kinda way!"
ooooo good call. Dave Annable FTW! :-)
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Poorly rendered Old English in all caps? I think not.
I would fuck his friend, but Jenner has that dum-dum look about him. Not to mention he's already hooked up with LC and since I am so addicted to the show, it's almost like she's really my BFF.
so gonna tattoo LoLo on my lower back flaps
______________________________________________
Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
I don't go for z-list douches!
Submitted by missy on June 6, 2008 - 8:32am.
Submitted by Cokeasian on June 6, 2008 - 10:30am.
WHO IS THIS PERSON??
**
Bruce Jenner's son. Like a male Paris Hilton kinda.
____________________________________________
Excellent description!
**************************************************
“Bring out the Gimp"
"The Gimp is asleep"
"I guess we're gonna have to wake him up"
-Pulp Fiction
Submitted by jgm22 on June 6, 2008 - 10:32am.
i'd tot hit it! he is prob a bottom.
**
all the yes's are coming from the gays.. LOVE IT!!!
SUCK ON IT JENNER!! (Brody that is.. Bruce, you are fine by me)
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Nothing says complete moron like getting your own name tattooed on your body. Why?!
Forget Brody and his oddly blah body. I'll take his man-friend in the ocean pic, please.
I'll pass and hit the Pillsbury Doughboy instead, thank you (tastes better and no pubes to pick out of the teeth!).
Would you hit it?
"No, absolutely not, I would sooner die."
__________________________________________
It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Submitted by Cokeasian on June 6, 2008 - 10:30am.
WHO IS THIS PERSON??
**
Bruce Jenner's son. Like a male Paris Hilton kinda.
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
i'd tot hit it! he is prob a bottom.
jgm22
His girlfriend is hot--too bad she has those fake huge tits, otherwise she'd look smoking.
~*Head Bitch*~
WHO IS THIS PERSON??
hes a fucking fluffer
______________________________________________
Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
TheVinylVillager,
Good call on the peepee friend! He is hot in a Dave Annable kinda way!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Run! It's the clergy!
Forget Brody that chick is hot.
oh yeah, holy crap give me the girl
all these types though seem so high maintenance and annoying... I wouldnt last a hot minute in these hollywood circles... i couldnt play their game.. and they couldnt play mine!!
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
That was extremely funny MK - lol
and is my bulge magnet broken this morning, or is he totally missing the summer sausage he was sporting at Halloween?
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Maui.... tanned girlfriend.... back to my dreary desk job.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."
personally, i like hair on the chest, but again, when it's attached to a douche, my panties get dry...
_____________________________________________
my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
hahahahaha clarrise and PSL hahahahaa
yeah, douchey mc doucherstein here? *barf*
ps - lamest tattoo EVER
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by -ohmy- on June 6, 2008 - 8:17am.
Why would you tattoo your own name on yourself? That's so gay!!
-----------
Nicky Hilton has her last name tattooed on herself too...lol
But damn, that gf of his has an insanely beautiful body.
**************************************************
“Bring out the Gimp"
"The Gimp is asleep"
"I guess we're gonna have to wake him up"
-Pulp Fiction
no, but I might hit that friend he is in the ocean takin a pee with.
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
FUCK no. Especially since he stuck his dick in LC's "beef curtains"
Muahahaha
I like the tattoo.
**runs away**
Hell yeah I'd hit it. I found myself semi-stalking some guy at the bar one night because he looked like Brody. That's why I quit drinking those Roadhouse Teas.
Submitted by KD on June 6, 2008 - 11:16am.
That sure is a dumb tattoo. Is that in case he dies somewhere without his ID?
======
All he needs to complete the doucheness factor is have his first name down the other side.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Grossness!!!!! Hell no!!!! This guy is disgusting.
♡☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♥♡♥☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆♡
I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
He has STDs and cankles......I'll pass on this douchebag.
His tattoo is really stupid too.
**************************************************
“Bring out the Gimp"
"The Gimp is asleep"
"I guess we're gonna have to wake him up"
-Pulp Fiction
Does nothing for me on the same level as every other spoiled Hollywood No-claim-to-fame, douche.
Why would you tattoo your own name on yourself? That's so gay!!
And no I wouldn't hit it- because he dipped his peen in the LC Pool.... and proably the Paris Pool and so on and so on
*Smile Bitches*
Here comes the party: That is an awesome line!
That sure is a dumb tattoo. Is that in case he dies somewhere without his ID?
^ He is not a ‘. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site "W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m" yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
LMFAO MK! Pure comedy gold right thar! Axe body spray makes me wretch.
••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Not even with Angelina's vagina.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Run! It's the clergy!