Friday, June 6th 2008
Would You Hit It?
Brody Jenner's tattoo might as well say "DOUCHE" because that's I'm all reading when I look at it. I'd hit it, but he totally sweats Axe body spray and his breath stinks like Bud. You know his hairy tittays jiggle when he's hitting it hardcore and he screams "here comes the party" right before he cums. Yeah, he's hot.
Here's Brody with his girlfriend and some friends in Maui.
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Yeah, I'd like to be his cellmate.
Maybe he should've gotten a zipcode tattoo containing his personals, keeps more info and takes less space. But, if he was only a half-wit he would've thought of that himself...
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Brody Jenner is on my list of Guys I'd Like To Fuck But Wouldn't Tell Anyone.
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He's just such a douche, I'd hit that, but Shhhh...
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Wow!Brody looks so hot.I lose control of my love for him.I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---"AffluentBachelors.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site
He looks like he's got a terrible under bite. His girlfriend is too pretty for him. Of course, she's probably with him only because he is somewhat of a celebrity. Why is he a celebrity?
She (the girlfriend) has her stomach sucked in during every single photo.
Submitted by Shootingstar on June 6, 2008 - 7:17pm.
Shootingstar, a DROOPY a-cup at that.
He's an A-cup. Yuck.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 6, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Miss Priss / Lory,
Rivers?
*tucks tail and runs*
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Don't worry lass, next time it will be Hal! promise. ;)
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Those pointy nipples make me laugh.
What a cheeseball!
yeah I'd hit it..and keep right on going
i would not hit that with a baseball bat no. anyone who gets tattoos of their own name and that big on their body is a retard
a very good looking guy... but the GF can't keep her eyes off of herself.
Miss Priss / Lory,
Rivers?
*tucks tail and runs*
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Run! It's the clergy!
Could I please just look like that one day???! GOD I hate celebrities...rich and ripped...ugh! the normal life...AND he's gotta hot girlfriend...fucker
Nice pokie boobies he's got there.
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I have always thought that people who tattooed their OWN names on their body were stupid. You know - so stupid that they might forget their own name if it weren't tattooed on their body - that kind of stupid.
Submitted by Lory on June 6, 2008 - 12:27pm.
Miss Priss, is that Rivers in your avie?
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Yes. That's my boyfriend Rivers. lol
Sorry, I was at lunch
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Excuse my manners
Apologies to anyone here who is thus inked, but I've always thought that getting YOUR OWN NAME tattooed on you is right up there with Tweety Bird and Nike swoosh symbols in terms of stupid tattoos.
douchey but serviceable. he has that "last person on earth" kind of appeal - as in, if he were that, then i'd be totally into him. that shaved headed guy in the middle picture, though...he looks yummy as a crate of snackwells.
I'm diggin' the body hair. Manly.
Looks dumb as a bag of hammers though.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
No, but I would hit his girlfriend
Yes I'd hit it help it back up then hit again.
Complete douche, but I'd hit that out of the park
and he screams "here comes the party" right before he cums.
LMAO! No, I wouldn't hit. He's a very pretty boy, but I think I read a BI about him having herpes or something.
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Whoa, for minute there, I thought the middle pic was of Brody and David Beckham, then I remembered that Becks would never hang out with a douch like Brody. Whew, that was a close one!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
jump up jump up - who is that in the photo, it's too small to see. Is it Jane and Serge?
oh yeah, i totally think he's hot. he's got nice teeth, beautiful eye lashes, and good hair. I like a bit of body hair too.
I wouldn't hang around with him after though, just for being friends with Spencer. His gf body is really beautiful though, they must be hot in the sack together.
nice padded mom bikini and implants. they should get a two person tanning bed and cook forever. party!
That right pec of his doesn't even look real.. wtf?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 6, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Kizzy on June 6, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Many thanks, doll. I was auditorily raped, I was forced to listen to a Britney Spears song, and had nowhere else to turn for help.
Aw, Bradi, it's ok, just 'fess up, you were the one who suggested and paid for the Jenner tattoo to make him easier to identify from his other drunken fratard buddies. You're SUPPOSED to put an ID tag on your baggage....
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Lory,
I too need to know who is Miss Priss' avie! I don't think it's River....looks like a young Hal Sparks?
Miss Priss enquiring minds want to know...
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Run! It's the clergy!
I HATE this guy.
This guy is such a douchebag. He needs to tattoo his name on himself so people know who he is? I cannot figure out how this guy generates an income. Who the fuck cares about him? Why is he a celebrity? Bruce Jenner is his daddy, and the slutty Kardishians are his step-sisters, so what??
Kizzy on June 6, 2008 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 6, 2008 - 12:23pm.
So how long did you and Brody date?? (KIDDING!!)
- WELCOME BACK HWORE!
I thought you abandoned us forevah!
And to your query, "No Comment."
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Miss Priss, is that Rivers in your avie?
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 6, 2008 - 12:23pm.
So how long did you and Brody date?? (KIDDING!!)
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He's totally the asswipe, jock, fratard guy that pretends to be deep and affected and then sleeps with your friend and makes excuses then ends it by saying, "I really like, I do, you're special and sweet, I don't deserve you. I want to be there for as a friend, it's not you it's me, your so amazing and intense, I can't handle it...."
DOUCHE!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
The girl looks like she's ready to snap in 2 halfs
With a 2 by 4, yes.
Such a cuttie. His blog and photos were just seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
yeah. The chick he's with has abs to die for
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Excuse my manners
Nope.
The only douche i'd hit would be Shia
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Does his gf even eat? I think she's way too skinny. The fake boobs are gross.
Then again, he's gross too. douchey mc doucherstein.
Oh, is he considered attractive? I am too old and jaded to find little twinks like him attractive. I'd rather fuck some old bald dude with a nice stock portfolio, a good wine collection and some conversation skills.
I want to sneak into Brody's shower...to slip Nair into his shampoo and conditioner.
Are those granny sunglasses?
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Uh, no. I'll pass on Jenner. But his GF....can I get her body please?
Why, oh why would somebody tattoo their OWN name on themselves? Do they think that they will wake up one day and forget who they are??
Doucheknuckle.
NO!!! He's the epitome of douche. He could bump manginas with Mayer though. *shudders*
Seventh thumbnail has buttlove written all over it.
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I'm pretty sure he's loaded...with STD's, and he is pure disposable douche.
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