Cage Fight!
Grab the oil, bikini thongs and Ben Gay! Clint Eastwood and Spike Lee are about to cage fight. Spike Lee recently criticized Clint for not including one African-American soldier in two of his war movies, "Flags of Our Fathers" and "Letters From Iwa Gima."
While promoting his own war film, "Miracle St. Anna," Spike told reporters, "Clint Eastwood made two films about Iwo Jima that ran for more than four hours total, and there was not one Negro actor on the screen. If you reporters had any balls you'd ask him why. There's no way I know why he did that ... But I know it was pointed out to him and that he could have changed it. It's not like he didn't know."
And what did Clint's hot pepaw ass have to say about this? "The story is Flags of Our Fathers, the famous flag-raising picture, and they didn't do that. If I go ahead and put an African-American actor in there, people'd go: 'This guy's lost his mind.' I mean, it's not accurate. A guy like him should shut his face." SHUT HIS FACE?! Hurry, get the cage! The fight is upon us.
Clint went on to tell the Guardian, "I'm playing it the way I read it historically, and that's the way it is. When I do a movie and it's 90% black, like Bird, then I use 90% black people. He was complaining when I did Bird. Why would a white guy be doing that? I was the only guy who made it, that's why. He could have gone ahead and made it. Instead he was making something else."
Damn! Clint sounds mad. I can almost hear his dentures chattering in anger. Once again, the only way to settle this is with a oil cage fight. It's the only way! My dollars are on Clint. He's one feisty pepaw.
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i think i remember chris rock complaining there were no black people in the titanic movie... and he was all like: don't black people know how to drown?
it was pretty funny.
and he could have been joking.
Clint = Badass!
Spike = Dumb negro
I like Spike Lee, but come on Spike, how you gonna talk about Clint Eastwood like that? Clint Eastwood was making movies with black people before you were born. He always had a black friend, partner, directing someone black in his movies. Spike, do the right thing and let the man make his movies and you make your movies. You still will be allright.
He should photoshop spike lees angry ass in a movie poster
Bitch, I'll strangle you with your own weave!
by the by.. Spike seems to go off on just about everything!
Even though the scene with Radio Raheem in Do The Right Thing... "20 D-Energizers muthafucka, 20!" was LEGENDARY.. you can't get all snappy about everything that makes the cut to film. Especially not Clint! Clint is an old school badboy and I am sure he is itching to give a peepaw beatdown to ANYONE, ANYTIME!
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Spike is a idiot VICTICRAT.His movies mostly suck...and his playing of the RACE CARD is as predictable as MK's anal twitch when he sees Anderson Cooper pics.Clint makes better movies @ 80 than Spike will ever make...and he's got the trophy case...and the hot bitches to prove it.
Despite all the advances the U.S makes in many areas and despite it being ONE country EVERYONE from EVERY racial background yearns to live and succeed in, the fact someone is different is something many people CANNOT seem to handle at all! But a united country isn't what the various governments want. Division is a tool used by those who seek to gain from it. Now people ACTIVELY LOOK for differences to discriminate against their fellow brother. If it isn't colour(the most obvious) it's culture, then class, then appearance... it's like being back at school.
When you take a moment to know someone, this is when you find out how similar you are to your fellow man. For the guys, we all pretty much want the same basic, privative things. From the most sophisticated all the way to his polar opposite brethren, you'll see all they want to do is EAT and, pardon my blunt language) to FUCK! All the cacka in between is fairly unimportant and only given relevance by society. If all men were honest, you'd see them all unanimously agree on the basics.
All the shyte being pumped out by Folliewood, media, religion... this is simply the words of man trying to trick a bitch, so to speak. Without confusion and distraction, people will really see what's going on in the world... and they wouldn't want that would they?
Anyway, regarding this article, and educated guess would be that Spike was referring to the film as a whole, as many men of colour gave their lives to defend the U.S. Clint seems to be talking about the actual flag raising part which clearly didn't involve anyone else.
So, with all this groundbreaking confusion, these two old timers should probably wrestle it out and have some sort of beverage to seal the deal. The thongs however.. they NEED to stay in their respective cupboards!!
Yeah, I'm rambling... but it all makes sense to me ya sluts!!
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Are we still using the word "Negro"? I must be out of the loop.
And I think Pepaw Clint is getting senile.
I love you Clint...like a fine, fine crusty wine...Spike Lee hasn't made anything good since "Do the Right Thing" and "She Hate Me" was a piece of shit!
Haha, nice.
If Spike doesn't shut his face, Clint can borrow the fire hose from Solange's video. They showed that dude getting sprayed three times.
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How stupid is this guy? If you don't like the movie, don't watch it. It's as simple as that.
When I see those pix at the top of this topic, its like a dictionary entry for "Alpha male, Omega Male"
"A guy like him should shut his face."
Go Clint!
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At the end of the day, it's all about Spike once again race baiting because to be honest for every one person that sees his movies, 1,000,000 go to see an Eastwood movie. Shut your pie hole Spike and make some movies that are relevant and that people will actually remember. Shit in a cage match with Vern Troyer - I have a large on Verne to whip your black ass!
Clint Eastwood is a bad mofo. Definitely on Team Clint.
It's disturbing to me that people who bitch about so many things that they perceive as racially offensive choose to use words that are blatantly racially offensive. I believe that would be called a double standard, and/or hypocrisy.
Spike Lee, shutcho mouth!
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You go, Clint. Spike Lee is a pretentious douchebag. Not everything is about race you jackass.
I like Spike Lee's films, but Clint Eastwood completely owned him. Who does Lee think he is, making these comments and he doesn't even back them up? Eastwood made a film called Bird and it starred Forest Whitaker in the lead! It was also a great film!
"SPIKE LEE NEEDS TO SHUT HIS FACE" "SPIKE LEE NEEDS TO SHUT HIS FACE" "SPIKE LEE NEEDS TO SHUT HIS FACE" "SPIKE LEE NEEDS TO SHUT HIS FACE"
The more I say it, the more beautiful it sounds.
I like them both (*LOVED* Crooklyn, that imo is Spike Lee's best movie). Clint I think has a point, he was trying to be historically accurate. I don't think Clint needs to prove his bona fides, the man's no racist. Spike sadly sees pretty much everything through the prism of racism.
Clint's response was that he seeks historical accuracy. For instance his movie about charlie parker had mostly black actors.
Nice bitch-slapping for the spike--he needs to focus on his product and stop trading on race.
Spike "wahh wahh wahh"
Clint "stfu"
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Spike needs to STFU on the ASAP. Don't mess wit Clint, he's just out of bounds. Does Spike REALLY have nothing better to do than whine and criticize about black actors or lack there of, ESPECIALLY if it would (apparently in this case) be merely gratuitous?
Shit, that is just plain weak sauce. Go change yer diaper Spike.
I think Spike Lee has been misquoted... He said that there were African Americans in the regiments the films are about and he wanted to know why not one black man was portrayed. I think that's an honest beef. No one is calling Eastwood a racist, simply calling him to task on an artistic choice that was made. That's the nature of the beast when you pick the arts. People are allowed to be called out on their choices. Lee had to answer many a critic, Eastwood's turn now.
_Submitted by missy on June 6, 2008 - 11:26am.
I liked spikes 2002 movie "25th Hour"
It was good. Not about race.
It was very good. Loved that movie.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
I liked spikes 2002 movie "25th Hour"
It was good. Not about race.
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i love to scream racism whenever i can because it makes me feel alive...however spike likes to scream racism it's because he wants someone to notice his tired ass...
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I agree. Wtf? Spike Lee is apparently unable to say anything without it involving race relations. BO-RING!!! It's been boring since the 1990's, which, coincidentally, is the last time he was even sort of relevant.
I don't buy that Clint left out black people because as Spike seems to imply, Clint is nuturing a prejudice. There are plenty of people more deserving of that accusation surely.
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Clint will make his day and then some.. Spike has no Idea... pappy will lose his shit...
waaa waaaa waaaa no one watches your movies anymore spike. for a reason - they SUCK! stick to you black-centric negative italian stereotyping crap and shutup!
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i know you're joking, icedcoffee, right?
Clint is not like McCain because he has balls and charisma.
Spike is not like Obama because Spike is an overt, loudmouthed racist.
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Submitted by Fandango on June 6, 2008 - 11:10am.
go clint. major props on putting that race obsessed jackoff in his place.
btw, if spike wants a Iwo Jima film featuring Negro GIs, all he has to do is start production on : "IWO JIMA: The Unloading of Supplies on the Beach"
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lol...Spike is the one who has the problem with race. I can't stand when black people start the racism. It's ok for them to say it, but as soon as a white person does, "aw, hell naw."
Clint is so clearly still The Man. He just owned Spike's whiney, insatiable ass. Spike is an irrelevant anger-ball-bitch, who does more harm for black people than good.
This is a nice little curtain-raiser to the McCain-Obama matchup.
I kinda' woulda' liked to hear Clint say, "he can suck on my wrinkly left ballsack." But barring that, I can appreciate the line, "he just needs to shut his face." Work it out, Pepaw Hotness.
I hate the "waah waah waah, there are not enough black people in music, tv shows, movies etc." morons.
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go clint. major props on putting that race obsessed jackoff in his place.
btw, if spike wants a Iwo Jima film featuring Negro GIs, all he has to do is start production on : "IWO JIMA: The Unloading of Supplies on the Beach"
surrrrrrrslee
Spike Lee is and always has been a whiny bitch. Remember when we got his panties in a wad over the SPIKE CHANNEL?!?!
STFU you overly-sensitive, weird-looking, egomaniac!
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_Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on June 6, 2008 - 11:04am.
Exactly
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
I like spike lee and a lot of his movies (a particular soft spot for jungle fever.. i think its seeing sammy jackson as a crackhead) but yes,
STFU spike!!!
not helping the totally misdirected and ineffective efforts at bringing about greater equality. dumb.
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I think Clint is a pretty good man and an amazing director. I am sure he casts fairly. I don't know, I know there isn't much diversity in film any way. Such a sad fight going down. I love Spike Lee movies. After I seeing Mystic River and The Changeling I love Clint as a director to.
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Submitted by Francine on June 6, 2008 - 10:01am.
WTF is up with Spike using the word "Negro" anyway? Is this 1965?
I'm actually happy to see him using it....it's the correct terminology....like Caucasian instead of White.
Unfortunately, the scientific term for the Asian race is "Mongoloid"....which can't be used because it has another woefully insulting definition.
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Spike Lee always stirring the Pot!
I agree w/ DeeDee if he doesn't like the way it was done then make a war movie yourself.... you are a director are you not??
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If Spike want to see more African American war movies, why doesn't he make one of his own. He is a director. Pffft.....
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I am so Team Eastwood on this one.
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There will always be someone complaining somewhere, If they place an african american actor in a movie even if it isn't accurate people will say "oh they only threw in a token minority" but if they don't place one in a movie then we hear " oh there are no minorities" you can't win so why even try. Just make good movies and let people bitch.
Clint is by no means my favorite...but Spike Lee ALWAYS plays the only card he has to keep himself relevent.....And yes, he DID complain too when the White director did a 'Black' movie!
Has Spike Lee heard of MLK? RFK? Freedom Riders? If he has...he has conveniently forgotten them in order to keep on spewing the same racially divisive shit over and over...like a broken record.
I cringe that he supports my candidate, Obama, who is all about bringing all people together for their common good.
I may be biased, though, as I am in Indianapolis, and Spike Lee had a feud with our beloved Pacer, Reggie Miller, so many years ago!
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"People stop and stare at me,
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We just keep on dreaming.
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I agree that Spike should just STFU!
He's not happy unless he's bitching about something having to do with his color...GET OVER IT!
Team Clint!
Clint wins ..
and it's not just cos every time Spike opens his mouth he's bitching and whining.
Or maybe that's precisely why.
But Clint should have hollered "ss-NAP!" after all that.
Pepaw fight!!!! YEEEEHAW!!
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