Friday, June 6th 2008

Morning Wood

The hot naked dude from "Sex and the City" (NSFW) - ONTD

Shania Twain blogs about her divorce - Celebitchy

The boys of Xanadu get naked for Nathan Lane - Towleroad

Liv Tyler is trying to save her boring ass marriage - I'm Not Obsessed

John Mayer doesn't like Guitar Hero. It doesn't like him either - ICYDK

Sharon Osbourne quits The X-Factor. Nobody cares - Holy Moly!

Heidi and Spencer are millionaires. Yes, millionaires - Vh1 Blog

The Brangie baby conspiracy continues - Lainey Gossip

Posted by: Michael K


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Oh,he looks so hot.I love him.The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported him joined the rich man [spam] babies site -----''AffluentBachelors.com''----and he is mentioned to find his sugar girl there! the magazine foolx he????????????or fools us。。。。。

peaches's picture

oh yeah another thing, maybe if we all DONT buy whatever magazine comes out with photos of them and the star twins, this shit will finally blow over!
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peaches's picture

this brangie shit is just way out of hand!!! can't we ingnore them like we did to wonkey! She finally dissapearing!!! And people, celebrities make things up themselves (with their PR people) for publicity. she may very well have NOT given Birth, and hers/Brad's PR person(s) are just making the whole story up for a big publicity stunt!

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peaches's picture

I love Shania, I always love any celebrity who can show respect for their fans like she has!

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

"The Brangie baby conspiracy continues...."

It's like an episode of "24".

"John Mayer doesn't like Guitar Hero. It doesn't like him either"

Aw, Boo fucking hoo. Wittle Johnny can't keep up with the pro's.

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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"

CeeCee's picture

I hope Xanadu wins everything. Cheyenne Jackson is delicious!

Rumplestiltskin Von Snurfenerklestrombergolsonfriegelsteinbe's picture

Not feeling the hotness...

but I'm a feeling the gayness..as is in I bet he is Micheal Parick King's lover...

Is that even his name? (The writer and director of SATC movie)

Such a cuttie. His blog and photos were just seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y R o m a n c e . c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

ITSKTBITCH's picture

Oh my gosh.... that guy from sex and the city.... so hot...

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Wow, John Mayer is taking Guitar Hero WAAAAAAAAAY too seriously. Jackass.

Heidi and Spencer...I *try* not to wish horrible things upon people, but I definitely wouldn't mind if something unfortunate happened to them, along with everyone else from The Hills (except Justin Bobby), Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, PDiddy, Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and her emo midget (BARF), Aubrey O'Day, and the list goes on...

I'm tired of all these attention WHORESSSSSSSSS.

M.E.'s picture

I hope Liv works her shit out.
Kudo's to Shania for saying whats needed but not blabbing all the details.

Fuck Spiedy.

Brangie - I wouldn't be surprised if she's already popped, but they aren't saying anything yet. Till she slims down enough to do a People Cover.

Pfft.

Regina's picture

Gwyneth Paltrow should become a marriage counselor. Haha.

Migraineuse's picture

What would you expect from a douchebag like Mayer? Intelligence? Nah, he only THINKS he's smarter than the rest of the world.

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The really morbid part about these paintings is that they're easier to look at than actual photographs of his desiccated olive loaf of a face. -- PantyChrist, 6/6/08

pomegranate's picture

What's wrong with Guitar Hero?! My daughters love it (especially my 10 year old). I crack up when she hears a song and say, Mommy, that's Guns N Roses! That's Slash! And unlike regular video games, it's hard to over play that game, because they start getting cramps in the arm. They have no choice but to stop!

I can't believe I used to think John Mayer was cool.

Gabriela's picture

Shania's letter was well articulated. She shows she is human and is well aware that people know some of what went down but has enough dignity not to say too much about the details.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."

Oscar Wilde

Hot naked guy is HAWT!!!!!!!!!

Clarisse's picture

-ohmy- ,
They aren't announcing it because Brad and Angie value their privacy and are dis...

wait...

dis..c...

*pfffffffffft*

discreet.

*falls off chair*

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Mish's picture

Methinks John Mayer hates the Guitar Hero cause he can't play.

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Heidi & Spencer made 3 Million dollars by being on fakality TV? Noooooooo lol

And if Angie gave birth why wouldn't they confirm it? I don't get why it would need to stay secret for over a week now - when they had Shiloh it was announced right?

oh well famous bitches with nothing better to do I guess

*Smile Bitches*

MachSchnell84's picture

Oh yeah, John Mayer is a douchebag! Duh!

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NovaNightly's picture

I'm rooting for Liv...but seriously...WHAT could fishsticks have said to her?? Oh that Fishy...she's such a saint, always doing good! Mwahahahahha..

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 10:23am.
I heard there is plenty of peen in the SATC movie....I still don't care about seeing it...lol
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I saw it last Saturday with my mom...definately worth renting it when it comes out on dvd. The Samatha storyline is great as would be expected.

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kdracofan's picture

Dante!

parissucksliterally's picture

DAE and Migraine: hehehheheheheh

LCT: I agree, I think Shiloh is adorable! I don't get the "duh" comments people make about her....

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 3:38pm.

Thank you. Unfitney would have to learn to read first!

~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~

Britney Spears - Life Lessons - Rasing BooBoo's
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3djFGaE7Kc

Migraineuse's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 6:38am.

Silly rabbit. Britney can't read.

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The really morbid part about these paintings is that they're easier to look at than actual photographs of his desiccated olive loaf of a face. -- PantyChrist, 6/6/08

LOVE CARROTTOP's picture

I hate to admit it but Shiloh is the cutest thing ever. SO, if she and her ass-kicking siblings could just go to a nice family and Brangelina could disappear, the world would be a better place.

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parissucksliterally's picture

DAE:
great Beth Ditto quote.....if I were Britney and read that, I'd kill myself......lol

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LoLo's picture

this is why i say STOP SHOWING PICTURE OF THOSE BITCHES FROM THE HILLS!

Why help feed that horse!

DONT EVEN LINK TO THEIR SHIT!

wooooooooooooohaw! Turds!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Sharon Osbourne quits The X-Factor. - Duh, she said last year that she was going to quit. I hope they dont do the whole thing like they did with Louis.

~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~

Britney Spears - Life Lessons - Rasing BooBoo's
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3djFGaE7Kc

Clarisse's picture

Shania blogs about her divorce...excuse while i dont' give a shit.

Heidi and Spencer are millionaires, and also the most universally hated people on the planet.

Nathan Lane, i love you! Little cream puff!

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DeeDee's picture

Hey PSL. Everything about those turds disgusts me.

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yepyepyep's picture

I hope Liv does fix her marriage
Spiedy is an asshole, the only way it seems to get rich in our day and age is to become a media whore

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

Migraineuse's picture

John Mayer has slammed the Guitar Hero videogame phenomenon - claiming it makes it too easy for untalented people to enjoy the instrument."

Oh, the irony.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Hi DeeDee!

I'm not surprised that Speidi made that much money, but it still disgusts me.

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Regina's picture

I really hope Liv works her marriage out.

DeeDee's picture

I'm routing for you Liv! ♥

I'm not surprised Speidi is a millionare. Selling out pays well apparently.

Die Brangie Die! I'm so sick out you both.

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maDalice's picture

I'm...Dante.

parissucksliterally's picture

I heard there is plenty of peen in the SATC movie....I still don't care about seeing it...lol

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