Friday, June 6th 2008
STFU Kate Beckinsale
Kate Beckinsale can't cook worth shit, but she said that doesn't really matter since she's excellent when it comes to sexay times. Put Kate in the "bitches who love themselves way too much" file.
The dumb fuck told Glamour Magazine, "I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”
Did we suddenly wake up in the 1950s? Don't get me wrong, I'd suck Nutella off Kate's toes, but she really needs to shut the hell up. If she's so amazing when it comes to fucking, she should go film a sex tape with her hunky ass husband and upload it to Xtube right away. Let me be the judge.
VIA The Sun
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Yes, I want to see Len Wiseman/Kate sexytimes video too please.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Submitted by Colie on June 6, 2008 - 7:11am.
Just for her information, a person can be good at both cooking and sex..ahem.
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really? I'm horrible at both....lol
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“I played on the table- you held something back....if love is aces, give me the Jack"
They're both too good looking to stay married for long.
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"Gimme. I want it bad." "No, Jessica, don't get involved with drugs." "It's too late, sir." "Noooooo."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 6, 2008 - 10:12am.
Lolo, I think Beckinsale's got the hiv. Or her dad does. Not sure.
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Oh my darling! I believe in good will hunting apples with dad and Dr, Quenn Medicine woman with bonnett times on lady hairs! I believe this lamp will take over world i pray for daddy!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Bwahahahah LoLo! Smoking baby spammer has inside info.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
I GET what she is saying, but there are many people who are good at both, so they could fuck and stuff her husband with delight. Also, Nigella Lawson is an amazing chef, and super super sensual and sexy, so no not everyone is one or the either Kate.
Do you think she meant to say if your a good chef then your fat, thus you cant be good in bed and vice versa???
"YOU'D BLEED ME DRY IF YA COULD, NOW TAKE THAT TEN POUND NOTE BUY THAT KID A BONNET AND TIE IT OVER ITS FUCKING FACE"
Lolo, I think Beckinsale's got the hiv. Or her dad does. Not sure.
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
SHHHHHHHH! holy shit, you guys look at the first post on this section.
WTF is baby love telling me here?
She is my favor. I lose control of my love for her .I saw her new information in site It said that she fell in dad ill .She went to see the famous proferssional doctor Smith last week., although the Smith to the best of his ability but he also can’t cure her ill. Oh my darling ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I can’t stand this. I believe all the things will become well. I hope more new good news will report in site quickly.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
HOLY SHIT! KAtes Nay nay is sick and not een Dr. Smith can help her sick ass!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Just for her information, a person can be good at both cooking and sex..ahem.
Huh. I can cook like a mo' fo', but i'm a dead fuck.
Weird.
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Run! It's the clergy!
Oh, Kate. Just act, please don't attempt commentary. I wish I looked like you, but with my brains.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
what a fucking idiot.
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“Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift....but most of the time it does..."
-Fiona Apple "Fast As You Can"
I call she nanny gins!
Hubby looks to be havin a case of TEH GEHY FACE!
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She talks about her nay nay times so often that it reminds me of this loser jerk the BF hangs out with, who says he bangs the chicks all night long but i know he goes home and flicks his pickle while he cries.
Im thinking of that Kings of Leon song called Soft now.
Either way, if shes gettings o much cock i dont see how she has time to talk about it.
TEH END!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Her husband is so hot. I've always thought so. Why is he with her??? She used to seem pretty ok but nowadays she's just annoying. Oh, and she has horrible, horrible breast implants. That is all.
Yes Kate, all we're good for is cooking and sex. Great message!
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To Wong Foo - Thanks for everything.
Love Carrottopelina.
Chicken-get-it
She is my favor. I lose control of my love for her .I saw her new information in site (((+W e a l t h y L o v i n g+))))+It said that she fell in dad ill .She went to see the famous proferssional doctor Smith last week., although the Smith to the best of his ability but he also can’t cure her ill. Oh my darling ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I can’t stand this. I believe all the things will become well. I hope more new good news will report in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m “ quickly.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^