Friday, June 6th 2008
STFU Kate Beckinsale
Kate Beckinsale can't cook worth shit, but she said that doesn't really matter since she's excellent when it comes to sexay times. Put Kate in the "bitches who love themselves way too much" file.
The dumb fuck told Glamour Magazine, "I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.”
Did we suddenly wake up in the 1950s? Don't get me wrong, I'd suck Nutella off Kate's toes, but she really needs to shut the hell up. If she's so amazing when it comes to fucking, she should go film a sex tape with her hunky ass husband and upload it to Xtube right away. Let me be the judge.
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They are my favorite.I love them.They seem like a good match.I like them together.Her profile was seen at millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com"---- yesterday. A rumor goes that she is dating a young single man on that site.I believe it"s just a rumor.
Submitted by Phoebe on June 6, 2008 - 10:22am.
and I invite my friends over for dinner.....not that other thing.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
i'm great in bed &&& a great cook, a double threat if you will. then again, i'm not married. :)
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I like her. She seems all right. but.
I can't get over how very different she looked, in Cold Comfort Farm, years ago.
Has she had plastic surgery, or is she wearing a ton of makeup ??
Anybody who is really that good, is passionate about food.
Not like eating disorder attitude towards food (overeating or anorexia) but a discerning palate, a keen sense of smell, those are also the makings of someone very good in bed.
Which are also attributes of a good cook, a love for flavors & variety.
Pay attention! The next time you go on a date with someone who dumbly stares at a menu and then picks at their food, shows you that that person is finicky & not "open" to new things, or too self conscious about eating so they are also shy about body functions. The person who orders the same thing, or really bland food lacks imagination, doesn't take risks and probably is very routine when it comes to sexy times.
Peace out!
Oh come on. kate is nothing like the other hollywood hos. she is hilarious. just watch her interviews she is such a funny intelligent woman. If she said that I'm sure she was only joking and the stupid ass reporter didn't get what she meant.
To Hearts Angelina,
I hope that u will not get into verbal fights and call anyone names and get banned again.And if u do get banned, please don't return to Dlisted.
It will only lead to more shit infested exchanges. It's always best to avoid those types of situations altogether.
Good Bye.
Eff her. All I care about is the nutella part. Mmmmm....nutellaaaaa......
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PUT THAT IN YOUR JACK PACK AND CALL ME SALLY SOCKS!
Submitted by LookUpYourEx on June 6, 2008 - 1:12pm.
I respect u too for respecting me.
Submitted by FuckingLoveAngelina on June 6, 2008 - 1:13pm.
u r a good person too.
P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
Stupid cow - a man can fuck anyone, but my recipes stay with me.
r5bales on June 6, 2008 - 10:03am.
Whenever someone tells me they are great in bed, I am a little suspicious.
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Madam s. on June 6, 2008 - 9:18am.
Okay. I am going to try and control my language here, because I don't want to expose the depths of my filthy trucker mouth....
Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 6, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Youre good people :)
Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 6, 2008 - 10:06am.
Submitted by LookUpYourEx on June 6, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Yes I know. I promised her so now I will keep my promise.
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I respect you for being a person of your word.
Submitted by LookUpYourEx on June 6, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Yes I know. I promised her so now I will keep my promise. A name's just a name. I did create that name to attack her on purpose.I am sure if something shitty flares again, there will be U, FLA,Bradi,M.E, Sky,No Words,Idiots Drive,Zomay,LCT,Mrs K and all the other Dlisters to deal with it.
P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
Whenever someone tells me they are great in bed, I am a little suspicious.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Oh and yes, asstard, every one knows this is Lolo.
ohhhh i just fucking love her HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
suck it!
ha ha ha
Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 6, 2008 - 9:44am.
I'm not that cruel. I'll get a new name. Maybe I will register as "I Luv me Cupcakes".
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pussy!
Submitted by LoLo on June 6, 2008 - 12:33pm.
Submitted by LookUpYourEx on June 6, 2008 - 12:35pm
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 6, 2008 - 12:38pm.
I'm not that cruel. I'll get a new name. Maybe I will register as "I Luv me Cupcakes".
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 6, 2008 - 12:36pm.
I have no friends and I have no foe here.
P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
I bet she has to keep him on a very short leash. He is ultra hot.
Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 6, 2008 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 6, 2008 - 12:24pm.
I am well aware of why you were using the name.
shes a very astute bully
Yeah Love Angelina Fan, I cahnged my mind.
You keep that shit.
Fuck this tard
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Love Angelinas Fan on June 6, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Oh no you don't, you are not going to cave to the wishes of a psycho.
No, Just Say No.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 6, 2008 - 12:24pm.
I am well aware of why you were using the name. It served its purpose...trust me. I am sure coming up with a new name should be no problem. Just tell your new friends who were formerly and it should be fine.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 6, 2008 - 9:24am.
do not let her bully you she is a bully
Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 6, 2008 - 12:24pm.
he he he he
As long as you dont stop commenting all together kiddo. I say keep it.
She can get over it ;0
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by HEART AGELINA on June 6, 2008 - 12:07pm.
I should get a new name but too lazy.I have commented unregistered several times but can't anymore.The name was created to get on ur nerves intentionally.
I think we r even now.I will stop using this name after today.I did only use this name once before and was mistaken for being u by someone and stopped using the name.The only reason I recently used this name and did so was because u annoyed alot of ppl with ur comments and were being very vicious.
P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
Cute couple. It seems thay are happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
UGH This bitch is annoying as hell.
You can't really act either, so why don't you just stay in the bedroom 24/7 so we don't have to see your cunty ass.
Thanks.
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Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
ICK.
They both look like they'd prefer to stare at themselves in the mirror rather than cook, eat or fuck.
She is bland and boring.
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 6, 2008 - 12:02pm.
You stop calling me HEART ANGST we can be even Steven.
Also, if you're not my fan or Angie's whats up with the screen name??? Don't you want your own ID???
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by Hekki on June 6, 2008 - 8:59am.
I never understood why women will brag that they can't cook. It's not something to be PROUD of. Not in my book. Mr. Hekki is not going anywhere, because he LOVES my cookin'!
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Kissin' wears out, cookin don't
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
Submitted by HEART ANGST on June 6, 2008 - 11:35am.
Ur miffed by my manner? Well I was miffed by ur manner a few days ago. Call it even for now.
P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
I think that if someone loves food and loves to mess around with it and experiment and create beautiful things with it, they're probably good with the sexay times. There's a sensual link.
I never understood why women will brag that they can't cook. It's not something to be PROUD of. Not in my book. Mr. Hekki is not going anywhere, because he LOVES my cookin'!
Her biggest problem, she SAID it.
Her other problem, her mother raised her like that.
In other news, STFU and look pretty Kate.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Kizzy,
No worries, i want to be saved in a bronzie kind of way!
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Run! It's the clergy!
She's about as exciting as watching paint dry. Plain Jane and Ambien like. I think she puts the sex thing out there so much b/c she knows how mind-numbingly boring she is and tries to appear otherwise.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 6, 2008 - 11:35am.
Kizzy,
Jump in the water, but don't get so excited by the thought of sexy sexy you forget to just swimmy swimmy, and swim like boy chased by sharky sharky
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by LoLo on June 6, 2008 - 11:31am.
I have tried banana cupcake with cream cheese and lemon zest frosting.It was goodiliciously yum.
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I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
Kizzy,
I have "Aaaaaaaaaaah, I've covered in beeeeeeee's" running looped through my head now!!
LoLo,
Chocolate please?
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 6, 2008 - 11:21am.
Oh honey, I never said you were attacking me. I mean in general your whole manner and approach miffs me slightly.
I just wanted to know what was so bad about what Kate said.
I appreciate you giving an answer.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
Submitted by Love Angelinas Fan on June 6, 2008 - 11:30am.
I prefer chocolate choc chic cupcakes with lots of buttercream frosting.So Yummolicious goodilicious
YUMMY!!!!!!
I have some chocolate with whipped vanilla and some red velvet with cream cheese icing.
breakfast of champions
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Way to make women seem limited, Kate.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
I prefer chocolate choc chic cupcakes with lots of buttercream frosting.So Yummolicious goodilicious.
P.S
I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
yeah, i can cook and fuck very very very well so fuck off kate schmegmadale!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
CUPS CAKES FOR ME D_LISTED PEEEEEEEEEEEEPS!
me lovin you hookers
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 6, 2008 - 11:18am.
Kizzy,
Niiiiiiiiiiiicely done!!
Hahahhahahah!!
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It just fit too well, I couldn't resist...
Little Red Cookbook!! Little Red Cookbook!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by HEART ANGST on June 6, 2008 - 11:10am.
U see it that way and I see it in a different view.
Not attacking u, I wanted to know ur take on her comment.
Submitted by LoLo on June 6, 2008 - 11:16am.
Hugs back to u too.
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I am not a fan of her or her idol, just making fun of her former name.
Actually, you CAN be good in bed and in the kitchen. This chick is trying to excuse herself for not being a good cook and that sucks. Although cooking is easy, some are just not able to grasp it and it's ok. There are loads of resources in books, the net, TV, etc. to learn how to cook a decent meal. All she needs is interest in learning.
Anyway, I think once you become a mom (specially home-makers) you are somewhat obligued to learn cooking since your kid's health depends on you. McDonald's and other junk food restaurants should be a luxury, not daily food. Of course, this only applies to us normal peons. Celebrities are too "special" to behave like us, or so their money says.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
mmmmmh nutella that shit is like sex in a jar now i know what i'm having for lunch thanks mk
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with