Ed McMahon: Thanks For The Suggestions!
I want to thank all
five of you that sent suggestions yesterday on how to save Ed McMahon's crumbling pepaw kingdom! Here's just some of your ingenious ideas:
Well, how about instead of a kissing booth, we set up a Dlisted blow job booth? Where else would you find such a large gathering of total whores? We could raise enough cash to pay off Ed's mortgage. - DD
I figured out a way to get Ed McMahon out of debt. Get your favorite nut job Jeff Lewis from Flipping Out to help Ed spruce up his place and get it sold! Could you imagine? Ziola and Ed McMahon on one tv screen. I would die! - Brooke
Okay well maybe Ed can sell his old papaw sperm? Or maybe Werthers originals could let him come out with his own flavor?? - Stacey
Idea: Pepaw McMachon Garage Sale ala Tori Spelling.... if that fug can have one why not Ed? - Rosa
Open up a man hole in front of Mr. Chows and let him fall in. Problem solved. - Holly
Holly, Ed McMahon is not amused by your suggestion. Ed went on Larry King last night to discuss his situation. Outside the studios, he told The Insider, "We're very optimistic that we're going to work this thing out. There's a lot of people [who] have problems and I'm hoping that this will help them help themselves. That's what my plan is."
Ed's manager told Page Six that he thinks booze is to blame. Isn't it always? Johnny Podell said, "You drink and you don't pay attention to your business affairs. He wasn't paying attention and probably got some bad advice. I'm hoping America will rally around him and somebody will have a great idea to make him a spokesman."
Ed needs to lay off those Gin Rickeys. The bartenders need to give him lime spritzers with artificial gin flavors instead. He won't know the difference!