Friday, June 6th 2008

Ditto's In The Trash

Beth Ditto left Punk nightclub in London last night with a trash bag over her head because she didn't want the paps to recognize her. I didn't know Hefty made BBW size. If she didn't want the paps to recognize her, she should have put the bag over her ass. Even Audrina Patridge's fucked up ceiling eyes would recognize that ass from across a field.

And didn't Ditto learn that putting a plastic bag over your head could cause suffocation? We learned this shit as children. Hold up, maybe she did play with plastic bags as a child. That would explain everything.

I still love that batshit crazy BBW.

Posted by: Michael K


Two Drink Min's picture

And before they could get her sorry ass to a 7-11 for some jerky she's chomping on her disguise.

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Whatever's picture

But her legs have never looked slimmer.

peaches's picture

Fuckin' Love her! She really doesn't give a fuck!

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Is that Edward Furlong with Beth Ditto?

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

At first I thought that was Eddie Furlong with the camera...
The dignity is overwhelming.

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ivyibertine's picture

At first I thought Ditto's butch friend was Mark Ronson!

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

RamenNoodles's picture

Who's that sexy chola she's walking with? lol

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M.E.'s picture

Well, after looking at THAT much cellulite. I think I'll barf now.

Thanks.

parissucksliterally's picture

Nitty:

hahhahahahhahaha...yes sir, yes sir!

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joe shmoe's picture

Submitted by NitWitty on June 6, 2008 - 10:25am
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Heeeheheehhee

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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là

NitWitty's picture

Submitted by Sheeps on June 6, 2008 - 8:40am.
I'm going to try that tonite.
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Sheeps, won't you need 3 bags full?

parissucksliterally's picture

great minds joe, great minds.....lol

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joe shmoe's picture

Hi PSL! We must have been having the same thought at the same time. *cue the weird music*

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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là

joe shmoe's picture

I am in awe that she bares her body and just tells people to stuff it.

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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là

parissucksliterally's picture

I could never show off my legs if they looked like that. Props to her for self-confidence, but think of others! Ick!

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DebFrmHell's picture

DeeDee, if she showed her twat and thighs...TA-DAAA! Insto-recogni-zo
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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Amusingly apt!

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DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

I'm sure it seemed like a good at idea at the time! lol

~*~!I don't want to look like Britney Spears. I just don't want to. She's hideous." - Beth Ditto~*~

Britney Spears - Life Lessons - Rasing BooBoo's
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3djFGaE7Kc

Patricia Morgan's picture

That's a nice corn tooth she's got there.

kdracofan's picture

Alltheprettyones on June 6, 2008 - 9:31am.
Those Spam thighs are a dead give away.
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exactly

I'm going to try that tonite.

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ricki lake's picture

Yes, there's nothing quite like putting a garbage bag over your head to help you blend into a crowd and avoid being noticed. Whatever. Fat bitch.

LoLo's picture

Husky Sinch Sacks

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

mike's picture

Mark Ronson's now working with Beth, too???

Alltheprettyones's picture

Those Spam thighs are a dead give away.

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Will leave you low and blow your mind

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Triscuit's picture

PantyChrist,
"Why is Ditto hanging out with Marv Albert?"

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Triscuit's picture

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What, you don't find her to be "large sexy"?

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I fucking laugh at that ALL THE TIME!!!!!

DeeDee's picture

Why is Ditto all the sudden wanting to avoid the papps? Being druck is her pasttime. At least she didn't share her chocha with the world this time around.

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Submitted by babylove on June 6, 2008 - 9:23am.

^OMG, ♥@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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What, you don't find her to be "large sexy"?

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Clarisse's picture

PantyChrist,
"Why is Ditto hanging out with Marv Albert?"

Bwhahahahahahahahah!!!!

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P.T.Bull's picture

get the fuck off this site, asshole.

Submitted by babylove on June 6, 2008 - 9:23am.
^OMG, ♥@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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P.T.Bull's picture

The paps can track her with a seismograph--no amount of concealment will work.

The C word's picture

Must be a Hefty garbage bag.

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PantyChrist's picture

Why is Ditto hanging out with Marv Albert? Oh, and that bag is not a toy, btw.

Jimmy Bocca's picture

I don't understand how her teeth are that yellow?? WTF has she ever brushed her teeth in her life? barf.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Don't call me Beth, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.

Clarisse's picture

M'kay.

I am thoroughly convinced that all talented people are nutters. Period.

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chefcammi's picture

her teeth are nasty.

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"Oh yeah! I could just eat your head right off"!

Sensimina's picture

That trashbag fits like a second skin! And the rest of her outfit looks like three dresses from Torrid stitched together.

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NitWitty's picture

Holy shit, if she didn't want anyone to recognize her she shoulda hid those legs! Egads!