Friday, June 6th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Maxi Mounds - Model, porn star and author
Yesterday, I wrote about Maxi winning the Guinness World Record for the largest fake chichis in the world. She is truly a national treasure.
Below is video of Maxi walking around in lingerie in a Super 8 Motel or something like that.
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Joe, I hear ya on that one! I always say, "How come we can put people on the Moon, but no one can make a grocery cart that you can steer straight?"
Priorities......
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“Bring out the Gimp"
"The Gimp is asleep"
"I guess we're gonna have to wake him up"
-Pulp Fiction
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 6, 2008 - 10:20am
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Did MK say in an earlier post that there's some kind of pumping contraption in her boobs, keeping them topped up? How come science can come up with such obscure inventions yet my bank can't find a way to have more than 1 teller working at lunch time? Ignore me. I'm pissy aujourd'hui. But happy to see you :)
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
I wonder if she really thinks she looks good?
Hi Joe!
I don't know...I was thinking of emailing her for her surgeon's number....
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“I played on the table- you held something back....if love is aces, give me the Jack"
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 6, 2008 - 9:43am.
Oh, and I love this ad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjylotLpjDY
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I watched it then connected to a bizarre video of a woman that breastfeeds her 8 year old. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxv6R9fUO74&feature=related
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
I wonder when the last time she could look down and see her feet. How would she bend down and tie shoes? The questions are endless.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
This just bewilders me. Apart from the glory of being in the GB of World Records *eye roll* does she think that there is a livign man out there that would lust after this?
Let me answer my own question. If there are people that will molest picnic tables, walls, bikes and cars then yes, her true love probably is out there somewhere.
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
YUK
yuk
yuk
Why?....
Why would any Doctor perform such surgery? S/he should be struck off. No, seriously, this is very negligent shit. Immature, too. If the dame is stupid enough to try something so tacky and grose, a Doctor with any concience would arrange the appropriate help (psychiatry?) for her, so s/he can continue on with all the important and serious matters in the world. Isn't that what Doctors are for?
This 'doctor' has simply made a few quick bucks while simuitaneously making a laughing stock out of her - an embarrassment to the profession. Disgusting!
Good God - where are her nipples?! All I know is if I'm payin' for tits my nips better not be facing south when I'm done.
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I'm a proud SP!
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Every time I see her the only thing that comes to mind is...."How in hell does she sleep?"
I mean....she can't roll over on those things. Does she tuck her head down on one as a pillow on her side?...sleep only on her back? Sooooo many questions!!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
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ASK MABEL!!!
I'm guessing by putting all the focus on her huge breasties no one will really notice the huge granny panties she has on.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on June 6, 2008 - 9:43am.
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I never saw that before.That ROCKS!
Oh, and I love this ad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjylotLpjDY
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
I think MK would be truly happiest with a chick with enormous breasteses and a dick. Seriously.
Everything that needed to be said about this monstrosity has already been said yesterday. Disturbing, distasteful, and worthy only of a carnival sideshow tent. Her money would be better spent on psychological treatment for her rampant self esteem issues.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 6, 2008 - 9:22am.
I went bowling last week.
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Using just one of these? You know that bowling alley's going to expect you to pay for those broken pins and dents in the floor....
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Hard boobies make me sad. :(
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I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
WHERE MY DOO RAG AT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oVNPh3TX0Y
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
What thought process precursors this kind of self mutilation?
"Well I'm fug, dumb as a post and talentless as hell. Hmmm I know! I'll get mammoth hooters and spread it for a living! I'll be a star!"
Phoebe price needs to start hanging with this chick. She'll look good by comparison.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I went bowling last week.
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
How damn selfish can one woman get?? She could have single-tittedly put out all the wildfires in California, not to mention the Universal lot!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Kizzy I think that's going to be my new favorite word! LMAO Fweeeee
Deb, LOLOL! I musta' missed it. DebFrmHell always drops the damn funny bombs!
NitWitty, like Debfrmhell said, it would take more than one entire pig to cover those monstrosities!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I am not into superficial things, and think of her primarily as an author. Her writing is filled with a couple of larger than life characters.
Submitted by NitWitty on June 6, 2008 - 8:58am.
PMSL I have the same image, just didn't know how to type that "fwweee" noise!!!!
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
LOL, Deb. Yeah, but can she wear a bacon bra? I think NOT.
Hey NitWitty! I'm good, Just having a mornng snark before running out. I'm also thanking God for my small boobs!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
What a Klassy and demure lady she is, wonder if she uses a pup tent as a brassiere!
That shit just looks absurd and don't get me started on her "Linda Hogan hair".
Mornin, Dee. How's that dog training coming? *ducks* Yeah, but think of the water bill she'd save. She could fill a swimming pool with those things!
Submitted by NitWitty on June 6, 2008 - 7:50am.
I wonder if she has a phobia about hat pins and knitting needles?
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Can you imagine the tidal wave coming out her should her mellons pop?
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Morning you hot sluts! LOL, Deb. How you doing? Kizzy, I just have images of her bouncing around the joint like a balloon when you let the end go after you fill it up!
As gross as those beach balls are, they would be best used hiding that face.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Why would anyone PAY $$$ to look like a cartoon freak like this? The apocalypse must be near (please let it be near...*pray*) if this mess is even possible.
This woman needs psychiatric help, or a boobie exorcism or something!
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by NitWitty on June 6, 2008 - 8:50am.
BWAHHHAhahahahahaha!!! ROFL!! "Thar she blows!!"
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Mornin' Nits! If i were her I would be more concerned about pie plates...
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I just lost my appetite for breakfast.
*throwing 1/2 eaten cheese danish in the trash*
I wonder if she has a phobia about hat pins and knitting needles?
how the fuck is she standing up i've toppled over wearing bookbags that weight less. you know for a gay man you sure love boobies did your tia use to squeeze your face in between hers? or was it your abuela?
(morning everyone)
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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Niiice music in that rockin'video.
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" He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do"
@DDD, that would require more than one pig, methinks...LOL
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Women who do this should be admitted to mental health institutions immediately and, on their way there, the doctors who perform such operations should be dropped off at prison.
Honestly, anyone involved in such things are just disturbed.
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In loving memory of my cousin,"Big" John, who died in a plane crash on 5/17/08. You died doing something you loved.
Those puppies look rock hard. Oh well there are people who find that attractive, to each his own...
she should have had some of that polypropelene put in her ass...it looks like two balloons somebody popped..
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
She needs a bacon bra.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Gawd MK, we got an eyeful yesterday, no need to do to us again.
(Morning everyone!)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Nooooooo..
That ass was not made for a thong!
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Zoloft Pony is now Day Shift Stripper!
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Submitted by Billie on June 6, 2008 - 8:38am.
So she's one drinking binge away from NNN? Does she wring one out to take a piss, or what?
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 6, 2008 - 8:20am.
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Maybe big titties remind him of some nice round twink ass?!
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" He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do"
I swear if my ass was wearing a bra...
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