Birthday Sluts

Coming in late but whatever:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY!

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"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)

Yay to Johnny Depp (who does not look anywhere near 45, in my opinion). It's my birthday too. What an awesome bunch of sluts to share it with.

DAYum...JD looks better now than 20 yrs ago..

O. MAH. GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
I need a cigarette now....

HB to the HOTNESSSSSSS that is Johnny, and to Jackie Mason, Rabbi Hyman Krustofski rocks!

Johnny Depp: Sex on legs... I love you Johnny!!! Happy Birthday you hot thing!

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Let me dirty up your mind.

asdfd khjkhjd Johnny Depp. An actual worthy birthday list for once.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty

Somebody mentioned that Depp is today's James Dean.... couldn't agree more !!!
I have yet to see an actor this sexy, this versatile in today's Hollywood !!

Happy Birthday to one of the most talented, super HOTTTT actor alive!!! Johnny Depp !!!!!!

Oh god what a beautiful birthday list. but of course, of COURSE, the hotness of the bunch, the one i've been thinking about all day, JOHNNY DEPP DAMN THIS MAN GIVES ME FEVER ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT!WHOA!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

@Datura, LOL, perhaps next year you should try for the 200 mark?

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 9, 2008 - 9:54am.
DV8, all those 50(?) or 150(?) gentle reminder emails to MK about JDepp paid off. He didn't forget!
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*sigh* I guess the 150 emails I sent requesting a shirtless picture of Jackie Mason just didn't pay off...

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Happy B-day to Johnny. What a freak of nature--that beautiful, barely-aging man.

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."

Happy Birthday Johnny!

I love you and will spend this holiday spreading the word of Johnny Deppism.

Fine ass mofo....grrrr!

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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

DV8, all those 50(?) or 150(?) gentle reminder emails to MK about JDepp paid off. He didn't forget!

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Submitted by paris herpes on June 9, 2008 - 7:48am.
He's THAT old, wow, I still think he's hotter than EVER!
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Uhm, 45 aint that old.

He's THAT old, wow, I still think he's hotter than EVER!

Your face!

Please Johnny Depp, don't ruin your beautigul face with Hollywoods youth plan, you are like Sam Elliot, no matter what age you are you are HOT!

Happy Birthday Johnny Depp and Michael J. Fox.

OH HELL YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now THIS made my Monday. FUCKYEAH!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to go diddle myself now.

Buh bye.

Charisma personified.

Johnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

*swoon*

I love all these hot sluts: Happy BD!

Proud to have J. Depp in my age box. Or any box for that matter!

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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do

Submitted by Sluttsville on June 9, 2008 - 10:37am.
Happy berfday Johnny, I wonder if Dv8 knows it's your berfday
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Dv8trix?? oh, please, that woman doesn't even know who Johnny is. It's not like she's been talking about it lately, right?

Sheeps... I'm not even commenting on your avie. It should be a "caption this" candidate, tho.

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ani l'dodi v'dodi li.♥

Happy B'day to Natalie Portman and the supreme hotness that is Johnny Depp -- the man is still fine at 45.
~SAS

Happy Birthday Johnny ♥

I Loooove you!!

I miss you Dlisted/MK :(
stupid work!

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I don't see the big deal about Portman's acting either.

Now Johnny, on the other hand.....sigh..

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"I've got to fold - because these hands are just too shaky to hold; hunger hurts, but starving works, when it costs too much too love"
-Fiona Apple "Paper Bag"

Happy berfday Johnny, I wonder if Dv8 knows it's your berfday.

Johnny Depp and Michael J. Fox, two of my favorites! Happy birthday!!

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I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
I'M PRESSIN CHARGES
WHERE MY DOO RAG AT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oVNPh3TX0Y

http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony

Sheeps on June 9, 2008 - 9:52am.
I think that guy was on 21 Jump Street, right? What has he been doing since then? Still working in the Biz?
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lmao NO you didn't! lol
Did you like Pirates of the Caribbean?

sheeps! you're hilarious, he's most famous for his role in Nightmare on Elm Street

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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.

You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.

Also the people who put what I write as their signature a

He is a Gemini? A damn it....I guess nobody can be THAT perfect.....teeeheeeee

okay. who wouldn't want to be born these past two days if you could look like and be as talented as Johnny Depp or Prince?

Happy Birthday, Johnny!

Deppity Dew now being served, Thanks for the pic, MK!! Happy birthday to all the sluts. Someone call a paramedic for Dv8trix, she's going to explode!

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Don't worry, it's a thinking man's game.

#Such a cuttie. His photos were seen at millionaire persoanals site ******W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m*****last week. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now. ?☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆???☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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Submitted by reinvention on June 9, 2008 - 9:47am.

Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 9, 2008 - 2:39pm.

Happy Birthday Johnny and Natalie!!!!! Gemini's are so cool.
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can't disagree with you there - my boyf's a gemini too

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LOL. So is mine.

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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.

He is undoubtedly the "James Dean" of our day...

too cool for words, massive sex appeal...

He has the whole package.

I think that guy was on 21 Jump Street, right? What has he been doing since then? Still working in the Biz?

Happy Birthday, Johnny. You are a hot birthday slut!

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God be with you, dumbass.

figured i should wish johnny a happy birthday before this post gets all soggy....
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Submitted by HEART ANGELINA on June 9, 2008 - 2:39pm.

Happy Birthday Johnny and Natalie!!!!! Gemini's are so cool.
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can't disagree with you there - my boyf's a gemini too

yippee!☺

Johnny Johnny Johnny! You are one hot ass M.Fr!

Probably the best actor the U.S. has produced in a very long time!!

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Run! It's the clergy!

Happy B-day Depp!!! I'm Depp-ly in love with you!!
-Ugh-i'm suck a dork.

Happy B-day Natalie Portman!

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Excuse my manners

Damn why does Mr. Depp look so much better than I do? And me a gal.
I am also 45.
He is just soooo sweet to look upon.

That picture is the first and last good thing that will probably happen to me today.

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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.

Submitted by Sensimina on June 9, 2008 - 9:02am.
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Ha ha! Agreed. Bitch has zero versatility.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.

Happy B-Day Cry Baby and Teen Wolf.

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You played dead
But you never bled
Instead you lay still in the grass
All coiled up and hissin

Happy birthday, birthday sluts! (especially Johnny)

Do you think Mrs. Duggar has all her kids' b-days memorized? They're probably on her wall chart or something. Maybe they get to skip bible class that day or something... Nawwww!
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.

Madam S-
Thank god someone agrees with me about Portman. I've seen a good amount of her movies and even when she is the "star", she's always overshadowed by her castmates. She was able to parlay a good image for herself and was smart enough to keep her vices and her twat shots to herself, other than that, she has no talent in the business she's placed herself in. When you're a worse actor than Hayden Christiansen, it's time to hang it the fuck up.

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"I'd rather have lots of breastmilk than a million melons!"

Sensimina,

I am SO with you. May the big 2.7. be the year Portman retires from movies. No one should ever, EVER be subjected to seeing that moron on the big screen. She should get an office job and do community theater. (But not in my community).

And I think every day must be a birthday and Christmas mixed together for that French apple head that Johnny Depp is sleeping with.

Happy Birthday Johnny! Many of your movie posters will be molested today.

Jackie Mason is still alive?!?!? Happy birthday.

Morning MK and dlisters ♥

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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke

so much talent today...so little yesterday.

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Keep your friends close, your ganja closer.

Morning all!

Happy Birthday to Johnny, Natalie Portman and Michael J. Fox!

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.