Thursday, June 5th 2008

Breathtaking

The stunning and demure CoCo has graced us with her presence after a long absence. She has once again achieved mind-boggling levels of elegance. Her true beauty is astonishing!

She totally looks like Marilyn Monroe in that dress. She should have recreated the famous "dress blowing" scene from "The Seven Year Itch." The Seven Year Snatch is more like it. Actually, the scene wouldn't work with CoCo in it. Her chocha would suck up all the air, so her dress wouldn't move an inch.

Here's CoCo with her pimp, Lunell and stepson at the Hollywood Black Film Festival last night. Damn, I want to have her babies.

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Posted by: Michael K


Mel-Tang's picture

You can ALL be my boos.
But Anderson C. is at the top of my boo list. :)

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Possum's picture

Tig Bitties...

zomay's picture

Mel-Tang can I be your boo?

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Mel-Tang's picture

How is Urethra still living? Jebus that lady is LARGE and in charge.

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kdracofan's picture

giggling at Mel-tang's last comment....'my boos'

Mel-Tang's picture

I think CoCo and Ice T are my boos.

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Are these breastacious babes also siliconferous?

I love making up words that sound dirty ... and just may be!

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kdracofan's picture

missy & stoney: I am so glad I am not the only one who thought the same *wiping sweat off my forehead*

missy's picture

stoney - she looks surprsingly "cute" in the 3rd thumb. go figure.
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kdracofan's picture

NYC_Lady: I just re-read my own comment and I made myself laugh....thank you hun for letting me know who it is....but tell me she doesn't resemble her? lol

Stoney's picture

Does she look kinda pretty or is it just me?

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JuneStar's picture

what she has in tits and ass, she lacks in neck.

NYC_Lady's picture

Submitted by kdracofan on June 5, 2008 - 4:52pm.
Tell me that's NOT Arethra-tetas grandes- Franklin as a blonde!? LMAO - wtf!?
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No. That's not Aretha-tetas-grandes. LMAO. That's Luenell from "Borat". I think she was the lady who was nice to Borat and kissed him or something.

Here's her imdb page.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0132685/

Madame Dufarge's picture

Good angle for her- and she cleverly keeps a curtain of hair on each side to disguise that lantern jaw.

Does she have kids of her own? Would 'Ice' as she calls him let her? Probably not. Her poonany is strictly recreational not functional! He would not be able too deal.

kdracofan's picture

Is that Arethra-tetas grandes- Franklin as a blonde!? LMAO - wtf!?

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

We must go to Coco Bell (er, Taco Bell) and get some chichi-mungas (er, chimichungas). Damn. Can't keep my mind on the food.

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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 5, 2008 - 4:41pm.
Does MK have breast-envy? Today's site is "loaded" with a bevy of breastacious broads.
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LMAO @ "breastacious".

NovaNightly's picture

Ooh...i think i see a bit of side boob!! I could be wrong.

NovaNightly's picture

heeeeyyy...those boobies were a lot bigger when i first typed them!!

They probably shrunk at the sight of the devine loveliness that is COCO!

NYC_Lady's picture

Did I not get the memo about it being Circus-Boob Day? I would've stuffed some balloons in my shirt.

Michael K. is on the Chichi train straight to hell today.

Frucking A. Bleh.

TexnDoc's picture

Looks like she's wearing a red hernia truss.

NovaNightly's picture

Wow..its BIG TITTIES DAY here at DListed!!

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M.E.'s picture

Bitch is UGLY!

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Does MK have breast-envy? Today's site is "loaded" with a bevy of breastacious broads.
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missy's picture

I LOVE COCO!!!!

any wife of cop killer is a-ok by me :)
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UFLauren's picture

OH! I just saw the other pics! The High Priestess of Humungo Chichis was also in attendance at this gala! It is non other than Her Holiness, Aretha! Looking fab as usual! The Fantasia hair really brings out her eyes and droopy cleavage!

Pernicious's picture

Yay, Coco is back! Lord, please let MK's obsession with her tranny ass overshadow that of chicken cutlets. Please, I'll eat all my vegetables.

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zomay's picture

This is as close to soulmates as Dlisted is ever gonna get.

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Michaela's picture

I think that CoCo and Ice-T are phenomenal. LOVE them!!! I mean look at these two...they are beyond fabulous.

UFLauren's picture

HER MAJESTY RETURNS! ALL HAIL THE QUEEN OF CHICHIS AND CAMEL TOE!!!!!

parissucksliterally's picture

Jeez! ENOUGH of the fake ugly monster tits!

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Anonymous101's picture

How can she? Nevermind . . . my back hurts just looking at those chichis!!

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Manimal5's picture

It's been a while since I was at a bowling alley.

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Morbidosity's picture

What I wouldn't given to have been there with a long sharp straight pin.

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

A Mounds competetion on dListed!

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yepyepyep's picture

She should get an award for no camel toe, and the skirt is not skin tight!!! baby steps, baby steps
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