Thursday, June 5th 2008
Keep Your Head Up, Ed!
Ed McMahon is in danger of losing his pepaw kingdom, but that didn't stop him from having a lovely dinner with his wifey last night. I would normally say that he should stay home and eat Top Ramen if he can't afford his mortgage payments, but he's elderly. If he wants to eat overpriced Chinese food, let him!
And why haven't any of you e-mailed ideas about how to help one of the country's most treasured pepaws? I asked for ideas! You cold-hearted bitches! You send me dolphin porn (don't ask), but not suggestions on how to save Ed's pepaw kingdom!
I'm going to ask Candy Spelling if we can rub her twatty for good luck. Well, she's magic!
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If pepaw McMahon has 200 million in real estate holdings, it sounds like its time to SELL SELL SELL!!!
Other than that...maybe he could guest star on The Hills as Lauren Conrads new love interest. Her vagina must be getting moldy by now. He's probably used to that.
If I can come up with any ideas on how to save a 200 million home, I will use them to make me rich as I assume most people here would
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Looking at the picture, I'm thinking he could get a job as the gnome in the Travelocity commercials.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Suggestion: Make a tape for a microchip that announces "Heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny" that plays every time the door opens to the men's room.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 5, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Did they go to the Early Bird Special? They could have gotten 15% discount.
Hahaha. Dominos Pizza Two for Tuesdays.
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I have an idea, MK!
He can live in Candy's gift wrapping room! I'm sure she doesn't need it now that the leeches are out of the will.
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<"And why haven't any of you e-mailed ideas about how to help one of the country's most treasured pepaws? I asked for ideas!">
I'm sure I'm not the only one who didn't expect him to last the week. If this is last night, well - Teddy K looks healthier and Teddy K AIN'T healthy!
I reckon he must smell of piss.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 5, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Did they go to the Early Bird Special? They could have gotten 15% discount.
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I think they brought coupons....
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“Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift....but most of the time it does..."
-Fiona Apple "Fast As You Can"
Why are they making Jodie Foster ride in the back seat???
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George W. is the only man that can make lesbians say they've had enough Bush.
Plus, he could just eat some of that Alpo he was always pushing on the Tonight Show ...
Just check out Wikipedia ...the ol' fuck has plenty of money unless wife #12 has taken it all and spent it ....
In the 1990s, McMahon was reputed to be worth in excess of US$200 million in real estate holdings (particularly in Malibu) and real estate partnerships, although his net worth declined somewhat, due to several divorce settlements and a nationwide drop in real estate.
In April 2002, McMahon sued his insurance company, insurance adjusters, and several environmental cleanup contractors over breach of contract related to negligence in cleaning up water damage after a broken water pipe was repaired in his Beverly Hills, California house. The lawsuit alleged that moisture from the pipe break caused toxic mold to spread, sickened his wife, Pamela, and members of the household staff, killed the family dog, Muffin, and ruined his priceless memorabilia collection. The case was reported to have been settled out of court for US$7.2 million.
In June 2008, it was announced that McMahon is $644,000 behind on payments on $4.8 million in mortgage loans and is fighting to avoid foreclosure on his multimillion-dollar Beverly Hills home.
Did they go to the Early Bird Special? They could have gotten 15% discount.
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Don't call me Norman, call me Chubbsy Ubbsy.
Maybe now is the time for Ed to release the sex tapes he made with Johnny.
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George W. is the only man that can make lesbians say they've had enough Bush.
"Hey honey, I just leaked to the press we're about to lose our home. Time to go to Mr. Chow and get papped with a neckbrace on! Where did you put it again?"
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Ummmm MK, ill email you some fucking suggestions as long as you stop posting fucking Angeloonie stories!
You want to save Ed's house?
Sure we will help you, as long as you help US first!
FUCK THE LOONIES!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Stoney:
exactly.
he has more money than I'll ever see......if he knew he wasn't getting any more work, than he should have adjusted his lifestyle.
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“Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift....but most of the time it does..."
-Fiona Apple "Fast As You Can"
It's because we have no sympathy for this millionaire who mismanaged his money, MK.
Cry me a fucking river, dumbass. You didn't have to buy a fucking castle. Sell some of your wife's diamonds and call it a fucking day!
PS: You know that gold-digger is all pissed now, thinking she would get all the money when the pepaw passed away. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
Forget Ed. ME WANT DOLPHIN PORN!!!
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
'booo-hoooo'
Yeah, but M.K., who's actually gonna get down there & do it with ma Spelling? I like the ladies as much as anyone, or most anyone, but ... there's no way ... camel-face's memaw ... eww
The dolphin porn would have been more entertaining.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
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Priorities? He can afford to have someone drive he and his wife to dinner?
Keep Your Head Up, Ed!
Ouch!!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Sorry, I have no pity for Ed.
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“Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift....but most of the time it does..."
-Fiona Apple "Fast As You Can"