Thursday, June 5th 2008
We've Heard It All Before!
AC Slater and Smirnoff Ice have broken up for good this time! Whatever. These two dumb whores are lie-tellers! A couple of months ago, they both denied they were broken up. How could AC Slater lie to me?
Smirnoff's spokeswhore told People, "Karina has parted ways with her two year relationship with Mario Lopez. The relationship wasn’t heading in the right direction.” Translation: His dick was heading in one direction and her vagina was heading in another.
The two skanks began dating in 2006. There have been many rumors that the two have cheated on each other several times. Well, their genitals have been freed into the wild. Slut it up!
Smirnoff Ice just couldn't handle this:
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Who cares. Mario is not exactly a real man any way.
She aint slick. Her and Mario (other one) was really getting hot and bothered on Dancing with the Stars. All that bumping and grinding sparked her curiousity.
Now Mario can play for his real team and stop with the front.
He's got hands down the most obnoxious mug in the world. Such annatractive man.
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I'm in Love with Juliette Lewis
who cares about these 2...we all know mario's dick probably fell into some other chick's vagine...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Love that curly AC Slater mullet.
Barbie in the background is the lovely, de-throned Miss Nevada, Katie Reese. You may not recognize her, as there is not a stripper's nipple in her mouth.
He still looks like Quagmire.
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Borregos
I thought Mario was gay. No? Strange I could have sworn he was...
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She looks beautiful. ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m " last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
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Off / On
Off / On
Pick a setting and stick with it already.
Submitted by MachSchnell84 on June 5, 2008 - 4:20pm.
I think the barbie in the background is the bloated/pregnant Jamie Lynn...
She's out for a "mommy and daddy" evening already.
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They do look alike. HA HA HA
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
SRSLY all I care about is the slut in the back with the pig nose.
This lady is the type of human that I never really know her age. She could be 24 or 34 or 44. I really can't tell.
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Her hair is awful. And his left breast is trying to say hello.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
Submitted by MachSchnell84 on June 5, 2008 - 4:20pm.
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Wouldn't she need to find the "daddy" first?
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
I think the barbie in the background is the bloated/pregnant Jamie Lynn...
She's out for a "mommy and daddy" evening already.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
Submitted by deejayspicerack on June 5, 2008 - 1:35pm.
my favorite is paralegal barbie in the background looking painfully bored.
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LOL at "Paralegal Barbie".
Submitted by Stoney on June 5, 2008 - 12:47pm.
Going in the wrong direction, huh?
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looks better than Sarah Larson and her "it came out of nowhere- she thought they'd get married"....lol
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“Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift....but most of the time it does..."
-Fiona Apple "Fast As You Can"
I wanna see Mario & Elizabeth Berkley in a "Showgirls" sequel.
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Going in the wrong direction, huh?
That's a new one.
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It's like judging ducks before they become swans...its stupid. -LA
dailygrind, I think he cheated on Ali Landry...right after they got married.....cheaters SUCK
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I believe he cheated with a stripper at his bachelor party, that's why they split up immediately after the wedding. Good for her!! That must have sucked so bad, but I'm glad she refused to take that shit from him.
Submitted by LoLo on June 5, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Mmmm...sounds delich!! I want some too. Taint nuthin like a McD cheeseburger!
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Foreman: "You're addicted to conflict."
House: "[looking at his Vicodin] They changed the name?"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 5, 2008 - 3:40pm.
dailygrind, I think he cheated on Ali Landry...right after they got married.....cheaters SUCK.
OHHHHHH girl it was at his bach party! He facked the stripper! AND i think she found out AFTER they got back from the moon. Honey moon not THE moon, even though i believe this bitch mario is a huge space cadett!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Clarise, I thought Lisa Turtle won many awards last year for her many performances.....
dailygrind, I forgot about Eva....that is 2 strikes....
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“Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift....but most of the time it does..."
-Fiona Apple "Fast As You Can"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 5, 2008 - 3:40pm.
dailygrind, I think he cheated on Ali Landry...right after they got married.....cheaters SUCK.
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Yeah, I think I heard that. This was after they were together for years and years...married 2 weeks *BAM* divorced! So very disappointed in AC...plus he's BFF with Eva Longwhoria.
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Foreman: "You're addicted to conflict."
House: "[looking at his Vicodin] They changed the name?"
Submitted by dailygrind on June 5, 2008 - 3:39pm.
well i was packing for my vacation when i got bored of doing that, then i packed my bowl instead.....
Now I want a McDowels double cheeseburger and a milkshake!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
When is he going to start aging? It's making me uncomfortable...
Aw darn! And here I was thinking these two kids would last what with his history of cheating and her fug.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff - I'll pass."
How is any of the cast from Saved By The Bell relevent in 2008?
Next...
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Run! It's the clergy!
Screw them, I want to know what happened to the chick behind Mario.
~*~"Me and my husband rarely get a few mommy, daddy nights out" ~ Xtina to E! on May 31st
"I eat and eat and eat and I never get any thinner" ~ Homer Simpson~*~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH2Cc1M9zQs
dailygrind, I think he cheated on Ali Landry...right after they got married.....cheaters SUCK.
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“Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift....but most of the time it does..."
-Fiona Apple "Fast As You Can"
Submitted by LoLo on June 5, 2008 - 3:38pm.
He is the new spokeswhore for SoulGlow right?
I sure dont want none of his "sexual chocolate"
yes i watched coming to america today.
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That's hilarious...but, why? Were you that bored?
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Foreman: "You're addicted to conflict."
House: "[looking at his Vicodin] They changed the name?"
He is the new spokeswhore for SoulGlow right?
I sure dont want none of his "sexual chocolate"
yes i watched coming to america today.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
I miss Saved By the Bell! Those were the good ol' days...no cares, no worries. What happened to AC? When did he turn into a cheating, smug asshole?
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Foreman: "You're addicted to conflict."
House: "[looking at his Vicodin] They changed the name?"
Man! that chick is FUUUUUUGGGGG!!!!!
he's gross...he cheats and he's not even very cute!
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“Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift....but most of the time it does..."
-Fiona Apple "Fast As You Can"
remember when Slater would have a special episode where he got to "break it down" for the ladies and do some shitty late 80's dance? it usually would happen while they'd hang out at "the max".
my favorite is paralegal barbie in the background looking painfully bored.
Boring