Mounds Of Fun
Chichiiiiiiiiiis! I could bounce on those beauties for eternity! Shit, I want to move up in there. The plumbing is probably better than my apartment and she won't even notice. Motorboating those things will end in suffocation.
Meet the ravishing beauty known as Maxi Mounds. Maxi's 36MMM chichis has won her the Guinness World Record for the largest breast implants in the world! Mmmmmmm is right!
Maxi's chichis weigh around 20 pounds each and they are still growing thanks to the "polypropylene string" treatment. Metro UK reports that in 2000, she had her implants taken out and the pockets filled with plastic string. A solution was injected to make the breasts produce fluid and inflate. The procedure has since been banned in the United States.
You know Xtina will look like this in a couple of years. Oh and remember that flat-chested bitch Sheyla Hershey? She's the FFF tittied chick from Texas that wants to beat the world's record. She needs to hang up her no-chichis and call it a day. FAIL!
Below is Maxi in action on "Cristina" a few years ago. I'm in love!!!
Thanks Illiana
Maxi Mounds is so damn SEXY, I want to fuck those massive sexy TITS of Maxi Mounds!!!!!! She makes me cumm a lot!! I want to fuck Maxi Mounds and she could fuck me anytime!!!!!!
http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Maxi_Mounds
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maxi_Mounds
http://www.maximounds.com/
http://www.maximounds.com/videos.htm
http://www.photoclubs.com/maximounds
i don't think she did this to impress any men. it was totally just to win that biggest title for her ego. i just want to see what dudes are buying her porn shit, serial killers or what?
Submitted by miso-horny on June 5, 2008 - 11:10pm.
All that money she spent on that fiasco, she should of used to fix her face. Perhaps she thought that monstrosity would distract from the face?
Porn career not too far?
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I just read her bio on another site. Apparently she's been there and done that. The porn I mean. Other than that her face is still fucked up.
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
All that money she spent on that fiasco, she should of used to fix her face. Perhaps she thought that monstrosity would distract from the face?
Porn career not too far?
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Hey, Fucko, we like to call it inter-species erotica.
eeeek...monster tits and a belly ring, plus a face that makes me wince...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
You gotta' cut this bitch some slack. I mean, you can totally tell she's just trying to keep her boobs on the same scale with her gigantic schnozz.
Finally, a bra I can sink my ass into...
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No comment!
did u see the nip slip in the blue bikini photo? If you use her face to gauge actual size/scale, one nipple is about the size of an average human head. I think that bikini top is basically being used as pasties!
Having really huge boobs is over-rated. I got them because I am 37 weeks prego and I fucking hate them. Nothing fits. Bras are always tight and I have a sore on the back of my left shoulder from where the strap has dug in.
This lady is nuts for wanting tits this big. She is ugly too. Look at that face. Sadly, I am sure there is no shortage of men though wanting to sleep with her.
awesome..... they make her 40 inch waist look tiny
*chola que chula*
You know it's kind of a tough call. I mean, you don't want to be just an M cup, and be all flat chested and shit, but is a MMM really all that? Wouldn't a NN be more alluring? Tough call, really tough call...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
This is way too much! I thought I had trouble finding blouses that fit. I guess these women have to wear bikini tops day in and day out.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
That's so great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^She looks so pretty and large sexy. ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Submitted by Shady.Carli on June 5, 2008 - 4:27pm.
Good Lord in heaven, NONE Of you guys are gonna believe this.... She is on the only famous person I ever met...unless you wanna count Bobcat Goldwaite, that freak that talks weird....diff story though....
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Hey I would like to hear that story. LOL
Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
No thanks.
I only handle what can fit into my mouth.
Ah, fuck! I feel like throwing up. Now I have to wash my eyes with clorox and rub them with a metal fiber. This woman is beyond tacky or trailer park. Ugh!.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
It looks like somebody photoshopped Kim Kardashian's ass on to the photo of a hot mess tranny from Jersey.
Mav Out...
http://maverick2464.blogspot.com
I'm trying to wrap my head around the concept of these hideous boobs. They stuffed her with some kind of plastic silly string......and an auto-immune type of reaction causes the body to fill them up with fluid? icky
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
The dainty belly chain really adds a subtle touch of feminity.
Shady, did you get to keep the shirt?! Too funny!
by Mel-Tang on June 5, 2008 - 4:28pm.
"His eyes popped out of his head like one of those cartoon cats. He had the biggest, goofiest grin I've ever seen on him."
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That's too funny - men indeed!
Absolutely revolting. Doctors that do that shit to people that OBVIOUSLY have mental issues should be tortured by an ex nazi doctor.
Offtopic:
parissucksliterally,
Girlllll, I caught a glimpse of your picture you had up as your avatar and if you ever call yourself 'fat' again I'm a gonna hunt you down and send you flowers. lol Seriously woman, I thought your black and white picture was Madonna from her "vogue" video! And that fucker stalking you is an idiot (and creepy beyond all hell). Don't let that pissant ruin your fun here.
I dare that fucker to try and pretend to be, "." muah hahahahahahaha. FUCKER.
Glory, glory, hallelujah!
Submitted by Shady.Carli on June 5, 2008 - 1:27pm.
I can't believe you lived to tell that story...lol
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“Sometimes my mind don't shake and shift....but most of the time it does..."
-Fiona Apple "Fast As You Can"
Kathy Miller must be stopped. Spam the crap outta her! send anything you want to kathymiller@neo.rr.com
Mel-Tang,
"His eyes popped out of his head like one of those cartoon cats. He had the biggest, goofiest grin I've ever seen on him."
Oh god that is FUNNY!!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Shady.Carli I feel honored to know you. *bows*
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
L.M.F.A.O. My six yr. old son was showing me something he drew when I accidentally scrolled down to this picture.
His eyes popped out of his head like one of those cartoon cats. He had the biggest, goofiest grin I've ever seen on him.
Men.
I am now convinced they are like this from birth. :)
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
Good Lord in heaven, NONE Of you guys are gonna believe this....
Several years ago, I worked at a topless bar called The Crazy Lady in Austin, TX. I was a waitress. I met Maxi Mounds. She put on a show where she used glow-in-the dark paints to paint eyes on her tits and a nose and mouth on her tummy. She called ME on stage and made me lay down. I laid down and she put a white t-shirt on top of me. Then she laid on top of the shirt and when she got up, the shirt had a perfect smiley face on it. Needless to say, I felt extremely violated, yet extremely intrigued. So, I HAVE MET THIS CHICK! She is really nice in person. She is on the only famous person I ever met...unless you wanna count Bobcat Goldwaite, that freak that talks weird....diff story though....
Submitted by Alltheprettyones on June 5, 2008 - 4:02pm.
How the hell can she stand it??
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I'm sure she has plenty of teenage boys who volunteer to help her carry them.
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♥♥ If you don't talk to your Cat about Catnip, who will? ♥♥
This HAS to be a form of mental illness to want breasts this outrageously huge. Plastic surgery addiction must be classified as an illness and some form of treatment developed. DAMN! My back is aching just looking at her. I want a fucking tit reduction. My shoulders, back and neck are damaged from the weight. How the hell can she stand it??
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There's a lot of pretty, pretty ones
That want to get you high
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Will leave you low and blow your mind
We're all stars now in the dope show
Mopa: that's right girly!
I always said I would never have breast implants, but after seeing this, I understand it a little better. If I had a face like hers, I might do something this drastic to draw attention away from my face.
I don't have a face like hers, thank god, so my old tits will do.
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In loving memory of my cousin,"Big" John, who died in a plane crash on 5/17/08. You died doing something you loved.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 5, 2008 - 3:38pm.
He sounds like less of a gambler and more of a dude who will do anything for money.
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Zoloft Pony is now Day Shift Stripper!
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
OT: Breast Implant guy
Brian Zembic (born 1961 in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada) is a high-stakes gambler specializing in blackjack and backgammon.
Zembic is notorious for being willing to bet on anything. He was once bet $100,000 to get breast implants and keep them for one year.[1] After completing the terms of the wager, he decided to keep them. The story of Zembic's wager is recounted in the book The Man with the $100,000 Breasts.
He was seen by millions as the guy with the band-aids on his nipples on The Man Show. For this feat, the hosts paid Brian $100. On that show, he also recounted his experience living in a bathroom for a month in exchange for $15,000.
Clarisse on June 5, 2008 - 2:57pm.
kdracofan,
Gotcha!
I have 4 standard avies...If i'm pissy = Bloody Christian. If i'm naughty = Johnny Lee Miller. If i'm fiesty = Eddie Izzard. If i'm Blah = B & W Christian.
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Clarisse (sorry for the late responce...pc was acting up) I see your new avie!
and I like your 4 avies!
So feisty today ha!?
Nice!
She should have skipped the boob job and had some work done on her nose instead.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 5, 2008 - 12:18pm.
Mrs.Kravitz,
Whoa whoa whoa. I'm old, i have rank. Plus you already have Alec!
I KNOW! I'm a selfish greedy bitch! And I'm old, too.
That is why I had my visitor twice this month. She's getting a little long in the tooth and she's not quite sure if and when she is ever coming back, sooooooooooo she came twice this month for good measure.
My eggs are drying up...
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That old black magic has me in its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well
Mrs.Kravitz,
Whoa whoa whoa. I'm old, i have rank. Plus you already have Alec!
Wait, what about a 3 person game? I don't mind sharing...
The C word,
I absolutely love the old Our Gang! When Spanky was a baby!!! That was comedy!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Submitted by Clarisse on June 5, 2008 - 12:08pm.
Mrs K.,
I forgot you got the visit twice this month, so, Eddie is yours.
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You can keep him as an avie...what I meant was I am going to marry him.
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That old black magic has me in its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well
@Clarisse: love the Spanky avie!
I use Mary Ann on another site. :)
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Mrs K.,
I forgot you got the visit twice this month, so, Eddie is yours.
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Run! It's the clergy!
What an idiot.
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"You better start thinking happy thoughts!"
http://www.myspace.com/artbybillie
a string to make them pump up?
WTF...didn't Reebok sneakers
have a Reebok pump line that did
the same thing.
yup. not much of a seller either.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
Submitted by Clarisse on June 5, 2008 - 11:58am.
Oh Mrs K,
No! Just a few more days!
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OK, since you are such a good fake friend, keep him for as long as you like.
I do lurve him, though.
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That old black magic has me in its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on June 5, 2008 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by kacky on June 5, 2008 - 11:19am.
I'm only a 36D and my hands are numb from the straps cutting into the tendons on my shoulders.
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I dont mean to be nosy, but maybe you should get remeasured for the bra, get them specially made, im 32D n my back doesn't hurt or the bra straps cut
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Oh Mrs K,
No! Just a few more days!
I'm covered in beeeeeeeeees!
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Run! It's the clergy!
Her areolas probably look like hubcaps.
This woman has what we like to call a "Hatchet Face."
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That old black magic has me in its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well
kdracofan,
Gotcha!
I have 4 standard avies...If i'm pissy = Bloody Christian. If i'm naughty = Johnny Lee Miller. If i'm fiesty = Eddie Izzard. If i'm Blah = B & W Christian.
Hmmm, that's a pretty British list for a chick from Cleveland!
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Run! It's the clergy!