Thursday, June 5th 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Brit Brit's walking wet dream - Just Jared

Pete Wentz and John Mayer are totally bumping buttginas - Popsugar

Scary Spice has some fine chichis (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Nick Hogan's daily activities! - IDLYITW

Keeley Hazell can't keep her shirt on - Egotastic!

HoHan's legs are blinding, but her boots are more offensive - Hollywood Tuna

Adrian Lima is nude. It's artistic! - Cityrag

Berry Baby makes her debut....sort of - A Socialite's Life

Madonna or Jessica Biel? - Hollywood Rag

Terrence Howard has an album coming out?! It better be called "Baby Wipes or Bust" - Concrete Loop

Posted by: Michael K


The C word's picture

Wanna bet that the Hogans have no issue with that info about Nick's daily routine and cell pics? Pfft, they were probably the ones who released that.

What happened to privacy, dammit!

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

CTH--
Let's just say I-5 is littered with bodies this morning.

PLUS, it is 51 degrees here, gray and rainy.
Ah, June in the beautiful Pacific Northwest.

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That old black magic has me in its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well

Manimal5's picture

Hohans feet must be sweating to death in those boots.

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christine the hoff's picture

Mrs. Kravitz, no arguement with Biel, either.
how's your cramps?
kill anyone lately?
it's too hot to kill here.

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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

In the picture of Lima's bagina it looks as if the hair is growing back and that makes my cooter all itchy.

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That old black magic has me in its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well

Manimal5's picture

I wonder if part of Nicks daily activities is finding a tee pee for his bunghole.

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MONKEYPOX's picture

Mama K, I would kill for Biel's abs... they're awesome. Gotta say, from lugging two bags each about 20 pounds, my arms are pretty buff. Damn proud of myself for that...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein

"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton

DeeDee's picture

Adrian Lima = Perfection *sigh*

Pete and John = RALPH!

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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke

MONKEYPOX's picture

Also, HA! I have bigger and perkier boobies than Lima, but she beats me in the flat tummy and awesome legs dept.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein

"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Submitted by christine the hoff on June 5, 2008 - 10:23am.
Lima is perfection, no doubts about it.

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I prefer Jessica Biels's body.
But hey, my evil twin is a carpet muncher.

-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
That old black magic has me in its spell
That old black magic that you weave so well

christine the hoff's picture

Just saw an article on yahoo that says dubya exaggerated the level of terrorist threat in iraq.
is it fucking november yet?
rant off.
um, on topic, nick hogan should spend the rest of his miserable fucking life working and giving money to those poor parents of that other kid.

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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"

MONKEYPOX's picture

ME I am sure you're a knock out too... and yes, fuck Nick. he deserves an anal-raping everyday, three times a day.
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein

"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton

M.E.'s picture

AH! The VS sluts!

Yes, I'm a jellis h8ter.

M.E.'s picture

Oh, poor Nick. NOT! Assholio royale!

christine the hoff's picture

Lima is perfection, no doubts about it.

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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"

Clarisse's picture

oompa loompa doopity doo. I've got another puzzle for you!

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Run! It's the clergy!

parissucksliterally's picture

sexy, Anne Hathaway is orange for her movie....that is not real....

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“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."
- Charlie Sheen told guests at his wedding

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Submitted by sexy on June 5, 2008 - 12:21pm.
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Did you miss it's for a movie scene?

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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.

parissucksliterally's picture

Adriana Lima's body is insanely beautiful.
Lilo's not so much.

Nick Hogan deserves to have a combination sink/toilet for the rest of his life.....stupid fucker.

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“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."
- Charlie Sheen told guests at his wedding

sexy's picture

oh wow she used the wrong level of bronzing too dark she looks orange! wow is she high?

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Can't hate on Halle for not whoring out the kid.

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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.

christine the hoff's picture

I certainly hope nick hogan is suffering the fucker!

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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"

Stock Broker's picture

Adrian Lima....nice!