Thursday, June 5th 2008
There's No Way This Ho Is Knocked Up
Wonky McValtrex having a baby is the final sign of the apocalypse. The Gods above would not do this to us. The world cannot end. I still haven't done the tango with Phoebe Price underneath a chicken cutlet canopy with Rojo Caliente playing the violin in the background.
Either Benji Madden has some super fatty jizz or Wonky is doing this on purpose for attention. It's probably both!
Wenn
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I put her in the same category as Mariah Carey; women who should never have children or be allowed around children unsupervised.
Paris is really starting to look like her mother...that's not a compliment.
@Sexy:
Ahahahahaaaaa Mr.Chow's.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
with Wonkey, she could even be wearing a fake empathy belly, just for attention. She's lost alot of attention. Dear God I hope she's not pregnant, She's one odf those people who should be sterilized!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
That's not a pregnancy--that's obvious attention-mongering.
I'm hoping, anyway.
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Cross over children. All are welcome. All welcome. Go into the Light.
She probably just cut the laxatives or colonics for a bit to have a more rounded tum so she could pretend she is preggers. You know it's just Mr.Chow's inside her.
Purely for attention. Wonky McValtrex hasn't been getting nearly enough attention from the Papps.
Wonky should pay a Lesbian to hang out with her. You know she's paying this Madden guy to hang out with her.
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WISH GRANTED! >:)
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The lucky bundle of joy is going to be born with Madden's three chins, a saggy Wonk eye, and an STD. Awwww... babies are so precious!
Jesus wept.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Submitted by Jinxy McDeath on June 5, 2008 - 1:15pm.
Jesus would shake his head, fire one up and start making more of that famous wine of his..
Oh god I hope it's not true... can you imagine having this vapid skank for a mom?? She's really skinny so maybe it's just a food baby. Or the fabric of her dress... satin makes me look like I'm pregnant with octuplets, it's not flattering.
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DOOOOH!
NOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no!
If this is true there is gonna be another media frenzy!
PSL!!!! This beesh be trying to ruin my birffday!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Two words : Damien Thorn.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
She's old.
Benji must have read this:
Dudes may be able to protect themselves from contracting HIV by rubbing some cream on their dick heads. Dr. Andrew Pask, an Australian zoologist at the University of Melbourne, has discovered that rubbing topical estrogen on the tip of the penis "could induce a thickening of the keratin layer of the foreskin epidermis." Keratin acts as a barrier for viral infections, thus preventing the spread of the disease.
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“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."
- Charlie Sheen told guests at his wedding
I'm gonna start going to church, stat.
And as much as I bitched about Benji wearing those glasses all the time, I will now eat my words and ask that he put them back on again.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
Oh! How exciting! Maybe it will be twins!!!
Please. Paris has seen more VD's than most medical professionals. Those eggs are not fertile.
THEY AREN'T FERTILE! THEY AREN'T FERTILE!
Fuck.
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Run! It's the clergy!
If Paris is pregnant, we can no longer call her a herpes-infested slut! Well, we can still call her a slut.
@Jinxy:
I thought the Maddens were Druish?
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
madam, I LOVE 14! She's awesome.
The doucheyness of this couple is just overwhelming.
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“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."
- Charlie Sheen told guests at his wedding
BUT the Mayans said the world wouldn't end until 2012....maybe when this Anti-Christ is 3??? I dunno.
and whoever said it...if she is preggers...look out for the c-section. no vag delivery with the herp!
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"People stop and stare at me,
we just walk on by.
We just keep on dreaming.
Dreaming is free."
Gee, I really thought Paris would marry first!
(she looks pretty knocked up to me, and if so, it's a sure sign of impending doom)
It's just coke bloat.
Joel needs to find a jawline, not procreate.
That means that this Christian boy would be having unprotected sex with a girl who is clearly carrying diseases in her vagina...who he's only known for 3 months (if that). What would Jesus say?
Nicole Richie's baby just officially became the smarter, better looking cousin in the family.
Someone NEEDS to use their photoshop skills to do an artist's depiction of this potential baby monstrosity. Or if 14 from Gallery of the Absurd has some time on her hands... this project has her name all over it.
She is such an attention whore. I'm waiting for the day when the press has no use for her. She won't be able to handle it. No way will she get pg; the baby may get more attention than her.
Strap-on baby bump pillows-the latest.
I get such a creepy Corey Feldman vibe from this Madden douche. Anyone?
I thought having Chylmdia makes you sterile? It's lies.
Those black jeans of his could walk by themselves.
We have witnessed the 8th sign people...and it ain't pretty!
::: Terror Face :::
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George W. is the only man that can make lesbians say they've had enough Bush.
dear God don't let this happen...
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
They are both attention whores and IDIOTS. Maybe their relationship will last.
Fuckity fuck fuck fuck
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
Well she's have to have a c-section so she doesn't give the baby the herps.... just saying
*Smile Bitches*
why does she look like a 65 year old who's had a chemical peel? she doesn't look young AT ALL!!
Why aren't they staying home and having her specialty lasagna?
I hate this bitch more than anyone.....ever.
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“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."
- Charlie Sheen told guests at his wedding
Oh no.
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Borregos