Thursday, June 5th 2008
Kenny Chesney Is Not Engaged
First of all, what in Squinty Zellweger's name happened to Kenny Chesney? Bitch is looking like a chewed up piece of bacon fat. He's like a 10-year-old boy with a pepaw face. Anyway, Kenny has shot down rumors that he's engaged.
Kenny's spokesbitch told People, "Kenny Chesney is not getting married. He's not engaged. He's not planning on being engaged any time in the near future. In fact, he was surprised by the news and isn't sure how or why anyone would've gotten that idea." Well, gay marriage just became legal in California. Maybe that's where people go the idea?
Kenny recently said, "I enjoy being a bachelor. I enjoy everything that comes along with it.'"
Yeah, like a getting a warm blast of man chowder to the face without the guilt!
My apologies to any of his 'fan' [yes, that's singular] but this looks like a doodie bubble pushing face.
Sorry. :(
Anyone who uses the term "bachelor" to describe himself (either in the first person or through a publicist) is CLEARLY hiding something.
Clearly.
James Haven and Kenny are good friends. We belong to a Square Dancing club that meets once a month for some male bonding. We dance, we laugh, we play leapfrog. Yes, leapfrog. It's not just for kids. It's a great workout and we really bond while leaping over each other's heads!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
I've said it before and I'll keep repeating it:
Kenny Chesney used to be a woman. He has a 1-inch mantranny peen and that's why Puckerface claimed "Fraud" and left him.
spoken like a true gay guy, Ken (does anyone really care if he's gay or straight??)
He's looking like he sucked too much on Zellweger's lemon.
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No CGI needed for the new "Hobbit" movie-- my precious here is perfect to play Gollum as is.
He looks like a gay Yul Bryner.
damn my gaydar is going off like an air raid siren right now....
_Submitted by Georgie Delmont on June 5, 2008 - 8:14am.
Again I ask who would marry Kenny - he likes to sit outside with the garbage. Did anyone else see the interview with him- he lives in the bahamas and sits with the trash because he is full of self loathing!
No, he actually has a gorgeous house on the beach in Cinnamon Bay, St. John. (I know because I lived there). I've never seen him sitting by trash,lol. He's a very nice man. _______________________________________________
@Green:
He is. Totally.
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I thought Kenny Chesney was gay? If he isn't he should be.
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The C Word,
I like it!
parissucks,
I hear you, I was almost uncomfortable even typing the sentence. 'Cause I'm such a lady, and all.
Wow, it's like he inherited Chipmunkface Zellwiger's squinty punim. Eeg.
hey madam! yes, that comment made me laugh too, but a little too early for me to respond....lol
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“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."
- Charlie Sheen told guests at his wedding
Submitted by madam s. on June 5, 2008 - 11:01am.
Douchebumkin?
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'Douchekin' for short?
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
"Warm blast of man chowder to the face" is so disturbing yet so hilarious.
Douchebumkin?
Submitted by mike on June 5, 2008 - 11:07am.
What do you call a country douchebag? Suggestions?
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God be with you, dumbass.
I agree dailygrind....what is the appeal of this guy?
Ick....
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“This feels like my first real marriage. The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal."
- Charlie Sheen told guests at his wedding
Submitted by flower890 on June 5, 2008 - 7:13am.
1st?
At Dlisted, the traditional reward for those who are "first" is a blast of warm man chowder in the face. Ready?
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Submitted by mike on June 5, 2008 - 10:37am.
What do you call a country douchebag? Suggestions?
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You can serve the chicken with panty biscuits.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
I just don't understand this guy's appeal. I don't hate on country music by any means, but he just doesn't have anything going for him. He is the size of my 8 year old son and he is NOT attractive. Hmm....
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What do you call a country douchebag? Suggestions?
who the hell would he be engaged to?
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"She thought they were getting married" Ok, let's draw straws for who gets to tell her about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny!
- commenter on Defamer, re: Sarah Larson
hes just a turtle from the country
the simple life he leads
he walks around
his turtle town
country music, he does sing
one day he met a turtle gal
Lemons McSquints
that was her name
turtle gal went and fell in love
McSquints didnt know his game
Turtle man went a touring one day
Lemons had a fit
She said "What about me?"
Turtle man said "But ive gotta split!"
Turtle man knew not,rules of matrimony
Lemons screamed " Ill tell them YOURE GAY"
He yelled, " Sure! Have a hay day!"
She filled papers of fraud
Turtle screamed, "oh lawd!"
The rest is Turtle mans pop history
IM BORED!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
"a warm blast of man chowder"
LMFAO!
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He looks like an earthworm with a hat on.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 5, 2008 - 10:21am.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 5, 2008 - 9:19am.
Curious. Is there hair under that cowboy hat?
I think he's monchichi'd under there.
Tim McGraw does the same stupid shit to hide his baldness.
UGH
I often wonder if Faith Hill has to yell at his ass to take the hat off during dinner.
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LOL! Hi! Mel-Tang! *sock monkey hug & smooch*
Me no like Tim McGraw (he looks hen-pecked) or Chesney the Cowgirl.
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man, he really does look like a d!ck with a hat on
WASHED-UP
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 5, 2008 - 9:19am.
Curious. Is there hair under that cowboy hat?
I think he's monchichi'd under there.
Tim McGraw does the same stupid shit to hide his baldness.
UGH
I often wonder if Faith Hill has to yell at his ass to take the hat off during dinner.
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"He's like a 10-year-old boy with a pepaw face."
LMFAO. That's what I always think when I see Norm from "This Old House."
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Welcome to White Oprah's School of Puppetry.
Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
Curious. Is there hair under that cowboy hat?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Well, thank god! I'll sleep better tonight!
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Run! It's the clergy!
_Submitted by flower890 on June 5, 2008 - 10:16am.
Yes he's not engaged. I seem to see he is dating sexy women on a site. It seems called 'seek rich. com'. So....
LIAR! It was sickbitch.com!
Did you not read "man chowder"?
He is into udes with clumpcum syndrome!
He puts blue cheese on everything
oh and REPWHORTED!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
His face is tight and shiny, yet wrinkly. Creepy.
Does he have Restalyne in his lip.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Yes he's not engaged. I seem to see he is dating sexy women on a site. It seems called 'seek rich. com'. So....
"10 year-old boy with a pepaw face" LMAO!
Never understood the appeal of this one. His tractor is indeed sexier than he is.
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George W. is the only man that can make lesbians say they've had enough Bush.
Again I ask who would marry Kenny - he likes to sit outside with the garbage. Did anyone else see the interview with him- he lives in the bahamas and sits with the trash because he is full of self loathing!
♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site "W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m" yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
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1st?