Thursday, June 5th 2008

She's Just Having "Mommy And Daddy" Time

Tranny clown loves to party, loooooooooves to party, but she thinks the media and blogs are blowing it out of proportion. She told Access Hollywood, I spend all day with my son and once in a while if I want to go out and have a mommy-daddy night with my husband, I am more than allowed to do that."

I think by "mommy and daddy night" she means "Xtina and Stoli night."

Once in a while?! Drag queen goes out more than me and I don't even have a bat baby at home. She really should have said, "I have to watch the nannies take care of my baby all day and if I want to get out and get tore up every night, that's my bidness!" That would have been more accurate.

She went on to say, They never air footage of the paparazzi actually pulling up beside my husband and being like, ‘When is she going to leave the house? I have been trying to get a picture of her for weeks. Everybody has an opinion and everybody sometimes wants to cause drama and be mean spirited, but it’s something that comes with what you do and I learned that very early on.

Methinks she was drunk during that entire interview. I bet she slurred her words and heaved at least once. Fuck the haters, Xtina! Go out, get drunk and spike that breastmilk! Bat baby likes the extra kick in his meals.

Here's some picturs of Xtina having a "mommy and daddy" night on May 31st in Las Vegas.

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Posted by: Michael K


Anybody fucking complaning should just go and die! Christina dress just fine and her makeup is more than great! Like some of you in here! "She makes me sick!" "She is groos and she dresses like a fucking slut and tranny!" Why do you even care!! Why do you write horrible shit like that! If you hate her so much, why write shit about her!! Don't complain if you don't know shit!! Fuck everybody in here!!

Why the fuck do you call her a tranny clown! She is not a fucking tranny and that's the end of that! Oh, no, maybe your mom is a fucking tranny! Christina Aguilera is not a tranny and you should really stop calling her that! You don't seem to know shit since you keep doing that! Anybody calling her tranny, slut, freak or any other shit should just stop carring! If you call her that why care at all! Maybe you all think that Christina is a great woman, but you don't have the fucking guts to see it! Fuck you all and stop calling her things, it's not normal!

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Hope she wasnt driving.

riverchic's picture

Ugh... Really classy, Christina. Just what any respectable mother would do. Maybe the PTO can use the main pic above for a fund-raiser or something....
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banjjo's picture

She sickens me. The more I see of her the worse it gets.

Christinas Talent speaks for itself. I don't understand why she dresses so trashy and her makeup latley has been terriable. I mean how many times can you wear that tired ass red or fushia on you're lips.

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Submitted by PSB on June 5, 2008 - 8:10am.
I see nothing wrong with her out. She was with her husband right? And it's not like their son has been abandoned home alone. The reason why people attack Nicole Richie and not Christina more is because Nicole was out partying the same week I believe that she gave birth. Now Nicole is with the baby and the baby stroller and I'm sure she called the paps to photograph it. No one would attack a man for this but they attack women.
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Sorry, not buying that shit. I would feel the same were it Batboy out with the boys. Their son is four months old, and they have been out a lot. She has been photographed in clubs in a drunken stupor. She is breastfeeding, right? Not good. Also, this is extreme. Not a couple of hours away from the baby for dinner and movie with the husband. She is living a prebaby life, because she can, because she has money up the ass for nannies, and because since she is a celebrity she cannot be out of the limelight to actually tend to her baby, because she will lose the celebrity status. Sad. As someone else pointed out, by the time they awaken from their night's revelry, it's noon and the kid has been up hours already.

No excuses for these selfish celebutards whatsoever. The baby is an accessory to be raised by hirelings and nothing more.

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Nast.

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MDW's picture

Scratch the snatch!
I'd tag it that shit

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Trying to give a flying fuck........nope can't.

~*~"Me and my husband rarely get a few mommy, daddy nights out" ~ Xtina to E! on May 31st

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Meth-freeq's picture

Still showing of those nasty tits

He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.

soul's picture

she's doing a video in her MIND.
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NovaNightly's picture

I know some of you have already pointed this out...but her breastmilk MUST be 80 proof!!! Ok Xtina...so you need some "Mommy and Daddy time"...well i thought that was having ALONE time. Not going out somewhere and making BatBoy drive...then freaking your girlfriend and pulling up your dress.

Get a clue you dumb drunk twat!! Go home to your baby and stay home till you wean him off your teat!

Submitted by Clarisse on June 5, 2008 - 6:08am.
You know when these two first hooked up, Bat-boy was thinking he had hit the hotness jack-pot, now he's just tired of her shit.

True, but he's too whipped to say anything; he just stands by forlornly.

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parissucksliterally's picture

seriously....we all bitched about Britney being out every night when JJ was 4 months old....babies that young do NOT sleep through the night...she should be there when he wakes up.

Celebs with egos of this size she never reproduce.

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Submitted by YesIownPanties on June 5, 2008 - 5:18am.
and then she probably doesn't even see the kid until high noon when she wakes up from her hangover.

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Exactly right. When I think about it, it's not just time away from her baby during the night hours that she's out getting wasted. And yes, she is getting wasted - you can see it in her eyes in numerous photos as of late. Then I factor in the rest of the night and early morning when she is no doubt dead to the world and unable to care for her child...and then the following late morning into afternoon as she nurses her hangover. Therefore, "mommy-and-daddy time" actually calculates to almost a full day without mommy-and-bat-baby time. This is different than an occasional few hours out on a dinner date or something similar with your husband, which is what she's trying to equate with this mess.

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Good point, MK: She better not be breastfeeding.

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She is still gorgeous. I was surprised to see her nice profile on a site with hot pics. It seems called 'see k ri ch . c om'. Was it her? Is she lonely?

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She needs to stop fooling herself. She's sick of the kid now, period. She was NEVER falling out of clubs wasted at 3 in the morning before she got pregnant as much as she is now. She should just keep it real and say, "I have a nanny - so what?" I'd have more respect for the truth.

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Oh please Christina...you're out more now, than before you got pregnant.

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fnug7's picture

I saw a video from this night where she dancing & she is seriously one of the worst dancers I've ever seen...that or she was on something cos she just kept jumping up & down on the spot manically (& with the size of her boobs right now, that could not have been a comfortable way to dance...)

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_Submitted by Statler and Waldorf on June 5, 2008 - 10:13am.
Is she on something? Because she seems to be the only one dancing in those pictures.

NAw it was one of her songs, she was just the only one "feelin' it"

ha ha ha

Obviously, shes just a genie in a bottle, and someone had clearly just rubbed her the right way.

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Statler and Waldorf's picture

Is she on something? Because she seems to be the only one dancing in those pictures.

I wonder how long it takes to chisel all of that makeup off at night.

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I see nothing wrong with her out. She was with her husband right? And it's not like their son has been abandoned home alone. The reason why people attack Nicole Richie and not Christina more is because Nicole was out partying the same week I believe that she gave birth. Now Nicole is with the baby and the baby stroller and I'm sure she called the paps to photograph it. No one would attack a man for this but they attack women.

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Is she stuck getting out of the chair? Does she need to pee? Or is she doing something to herself in public?

...Either way, this is just wrong.

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such a lady

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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 5, 2008 - 8:03am.
"inappropriatly touching jadedkitten's avvie"

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touch all you like i know i do and i LOVE your avvie best pic of pete ever it real show him at his best

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All you need in this world is a dirty mind and someone to share it with

Xtina looks so hot. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire dating site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""" last week. What is she looking for on that site? As you konw, she is married.ˉ`?-><-?′ˉ`?..?′ˉ`?-><-?′ˉ`?..?′ˉ`?->.?′ˉ`?-><-?′

That's ok

Otter Pop's picture

What's the point of having a baby if you're going to have nannies raise the kid? Rich people are crazy.

madam s.'s picture

"Mommy and daddy time" looks dangerous in the last couple of thumbnails. Like sprain your neck dangerous.

Madame Dufarge's picture

a ha! Sick little monekeys are good; they are well received here!

Who said she h ad angry boobs? That's funny. They are- but that veiny thing will go away soon enough. Maybe after she stops breastfeeding.

chefcammi's picture

those pics are almost as strage as the "Caption This" pic's!

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icedcoffee's picture

She's going to turn this drunk mommy shit into her new "feminist" anthem, like she used to extoll the virtues of being a trashy slut.

Sock-Monkey's picture

She's got angry boobs. You can see the blue veins pulsating from here.

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Kitten's picture

At first I thought they were just trying to manufacture a new Britney, but this is getting stupid. She looks horrific.

Sock-Monkey's picture

Sooooooooooo....how many times did Mommy excuse herself to the ladies room to go "powder" her nose? If you ask me, that ain't all "drink" behavior.

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juni's picture

All that white-blonde straw in the third pic! Post-Barbie fantasies from minds that stopped growing at age 9.

Caladonia's picture

She is constantly partying. When you have a child, the child should be your number one priority. Not partying every fucking night. Mommy-daddy time my ass....

Why does she wear SOOO much make-up. It just makes her look bizarre. And her boobs are freaky looking...

loric's picture

When I first had my daughter, the last thing I wanted to do after a LONG day of taking care of her was go out and party. I wanted to sleep, or just be alone. I don't really see going to a loud club is having "mommy & daddy" time, but what do I know?

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Madame Dufarge,
That's where it came from (diff spelling). I'm a sick little monkey.

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Submitted by Mysmichelle on June 5, 2008 - 8:03am.

mommy and daddy time is not good enough when it shows that you have been out clubbing ten times in a month. that's twice a week. i don't know of anyone that is willing to part with a newborn for that long. and then she probably doesn't even see the kid until high noon when she wakes up from her hangover.

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Submitted by Madame Dufarge on June 5, 2008 - 8:16am.
Mel Tang- that's why soccer moms have the big fucking vans and SUVS: to mow over the people giving them shit

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Madame Dufarge's picture

Mel Tang- that's why soccer moms have the big fucking vans and SUVS: to mow over the people giving them shit.

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Madame DuFarge, I'm with you on the Clarisse/Hannibel Lechter thing. LMAO
I totally keep thinking that too. :)

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Madame Dufarge's picture

Clarisse- ha ha! I think that's absolutely true. Even though he might have thought 'she's outta my league' when he met her he's probably worn out. I wonder if they're doing ok though. She does seem to be going out more than usual for her.

Ok every time I see clarisse I think Hannibal Lecter! Fava beans! Chianti! Loves it!

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I'm sure the baby is asleep when Christina goes out. Besides, how are we, the fans, suppose to enjoy her fabulous makeup job if she stays at home? Personally, I think her makeup consumption is keeping our ecomony afloat.

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Jordan doesn't look like her husband, he looks like her chaperone.

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OMFG has anyone looked closely at the third thumbnail????????????
SCARY!!!!
LMAO

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

But it seems to indicate that she actually reads (or has someone read) blogs about her....!

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