Thursday, June 5th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Alaska - 80s Spanish pop star

She recently poshed nekkid for Peta in protest of bullfighting in Spain.

For Erica

Posted by: Michael K


Jason_Bourne's picture

Alaska is hot stuff. Viva España!

"You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother"
Albert Einstein

Spain, what has happened? You were so great once upon a time. Notice how other countries in Europe held on to some greatness; Germany, England and France. All still big players. Spain, nada. I guess this refects in their stupidity like bull fighting and running with the bulls. Sorry Spain, but you need to move into this century. What a cheesy "european" country this is.

mb00's picture

OMG!!! She is AWESOME!!!!! she's been my favorite since the early 80's. She started her music career in Spain's punk/new-wave/goth scene known as "La Movida". She now has fronts the group Fangoria and they make some of the best electronic music EVER!!! Finally got to meet her in L.A. back in 200 and she signed my Alaska Y Los Pegamoides lps that I'd been holding on for since I was like 13. Every one should look her up. She's AMAZING!!!
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kdracofan's picture

Who?

Aerialgreen's picture

Alaska is fucking awesome. She has a deep low voice, most of her songs are Pop/Dance and is a VERY famous Spanish/Latin American gay icon.

For some very weird reason, she has a phobia for buttons... yes, the buttons you can find on a shirt, belt, jacket, etc. It's fun to look her videos and look all the alternatives her dresser comes with to avoid clothes with them (mostly goes for velcro, zippers and knots).

ImpertinentVixen's picture

I feel an overwhelming craving for a orange lime Slushee.

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soul's picture

Ilike the poster she did for Peta(stabbing/killing bulls??!so stupid) I want a Lifesaver looking at that lime dress...
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Her lime-green dress has the color and construction of a pool floatie.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Yuck.

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ricki lake's picture

Alaska,

Eyebrows should be colored one to two shades darker than your hair.

Thank you,
The World

UrbanCougar's picture

Yep, here's where PP got her hair color idea. Can't believe you didn't comment on that, MK. Oh, no, wait, you knew we'd do it. I'm on to you.

Great poster. I don't care if it's photoshopped. Looks like an old '50s pulp novel cover where the girl lures the guy in and then kills his ass. Love it.

Statler and Waldorf's picture

That's PP in 10 years. If this woman starts posing in front of gas stations, we're in trouble.

D.R.'s picture

Wow, I thought that was Phoebe Price.

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Akare's picture

Is she from Alaska y Dinarama!!?? F**k I did not know she looked like that.
I still love her though:

"A quién le importa lo que yo haga?
A quién le importa lo que yo diga?
Yo soy así y así seguiré
nunca cambiaré!"

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LoLo's picture

Baked Alaska is a pop sensation
her opening act is The Boston Cream Pies.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

juni's picture

PP, eat your heart out.

OMG, ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ she looks so hot. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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Paquita's picture

I just loooove her! She was and still is one of the coolest singers ever. I remember singing her songs in the 80's and me being like 3 and singing along without even knowing what the hell was I saying.
Now when I listen to them again and I sing along I'm like, WOW! sooo that's what they meant!

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Stock Broker's picture

Photoshop is her BEST friend.

Oh, and I hate bull fighting.

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Triscuit's picture

Submitted by notontheguestlist on June 5, 2008 - 8:47am.
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I just was on your blog?anyway I clicked your link and I love your writing style!
Made me LoL.

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" He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do"

I seriously thought this bitch was Jonathan Ross's wife! Looks a lot like her.

MK, you should look up Jonathan Ross, he's an effeminate british TV presenter and he has the hottest family! They all look like they've been dipped into Hot Topic's bargain bin.

Random fact of the day: Jonathan Ross's wife Jane was screenwriter for Stardust.

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The C word's picture

Submitted by Triscuit on June 5, 2008 - 8:38am.
Ew.C~word,that "sport"makes me fucking ill/and cry at the same time.
Assholes.
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Same here, T.
As long as countries allow that crap, I'll always cheer for the bull.

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

This bitch is AWESOME!!!

I still fucking listen to her music all of the time!!!

She looks like a tranny or at least this super lezbo, but shes just a straighty.

Love me some Alaska!!!

Clarisse's picture

Snikey! I didn't know eyebrows could ever be that color!?!? It's early, too early for that color.

She gets kudos on the anti-bullfighting though.

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She looks SO hot. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is datiing young billionaire on that site. Is she singlle now?.?′ˉ`?-><-?′ˉ`?..?′ˉ`?-><-?′ˉ`?..?′ˉ`?->.?′ˉ`?-><-?′

That's ok

Triscuit's picture

Ew.C~word,that "sport"makes me fucking ill/and cry at the same time.
Assholes.

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" He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do"

Triscuit's picture

That poster is fucking smoking hot!

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" He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do"

The C word's picture

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on June 5, 2008 - 8:33am.
Photoshop did an AMAZING job on that poster!!
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Word, Mabel.

I do admire the fact that she speaks out against bullfighting though - barbaric 'sport'. That alone makes her a Hot Slut.

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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.

kittin's picture

Aww, she's like a Spanish PP, but with less glamour :)

Only a bit less, mind

loric's picture

I wonder where she found an eyebrow pencil to match her hair? She earned her title of Hot Slut of the Day!

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God be with you, dumbass.

Mabel Hodges's picture

Photoshop did an AMAZING job on that poster!!

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That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

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DeeDee's picture

I admire her dedication to her dye job, even her eyebrows are construction barrel orange. She's a pretty smokin' meemaw.

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TheBreakdown's picture

the hue is called:

pumpkin piss pussy plush'

the shade of the summer!

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TheBreakdown's picture

That is one hot gingy bitch!

That's all.

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Khandi's picture

What do you call that hair color?

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