Wednesday, June 4th 2008
Presenting Prince Hot Ginge In A Tux
Now I know what Prince Hot Ginge will look like on our wedding day! I can't wait to Photoshop my gay ass into these pictures. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the bathroom with these pictures and a big piece of ginger root. Stings so good.
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Submitted by James Haven on June 4, 2008 - 10:12pm.
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Yeah! *jumping up and down* Okay, I'm gonna go get my helmet. I made it out of big coconut! Smells great on the inside! Mmmmm....
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by gucci on June 4, 2008 - 10:10pm.
James Haven is afraid it was worse then that, gucci. It was a schoolgirl's uniform. Nasty!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on June 4, 2008 - 10:10pm.
Of course you can, Socky! *SMOOCH*
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by James Haven on June 4, 2008 - 10:06pm.
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LOL!! Oh, James. I love your stories. What a life! Uh...can I have a ride on the sidecar of your pink Vespa? *clasping little sock monkey hands together* *looking up with little pleading puppy eyes* Please?
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
oh please island girl i know the deal rock on with the jokes.
James Haven:
was the queens hubby wearing buttless chaps by any chance?lolol
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Ahahahaaahaa, James Haven! I just got ninety-nine visuals. And the Queen ain't one.
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Oh these royals act so uppity! But James Haven knows better!
James Haven was invited to the Palace with Angie. James Haven had to use the little boys room and went looking for it. He accidently opened a door, which happened to be the Queen's beaudoir. There, on all fours, was the husband (hes' not the king you know. the Queen is the shit in that house). Anyhoo....there was the Queen in thigh high boots, a black corsett and a paddle. She was beatin' that poor guy's ass like there was no tomorrow!
James Haven quickly shut the door and as he turned, he walked right into Camilla. That bitch is fug! She looks just like a guy, James Haven knew in acting class. His name was Four Fingers Freddy. How he lost his finger? you don't want to know!
Camilla was bringing lunch to Charles because he couldn't come to the dining room. It seems Cami (as she told James Haven to call her), glued the Prince's ass to the hardwood floor. She said they role play during sex and she was the teacher, he was the student...blah, blah, blah. James Haven will never look at Crazy glue the same way.
Last but not least...Fergie was stuffing her face at the buffet. She stuck her fingers in every dipping sauce there was, and James Haven saw her spit an olive pit, in the egg salad! Nasty!
James Haven told Angie he wanted out of there and fast! Angie pretended to have a headache and we left before the two Princes came out to put on a play written by Hugh Grant. That was sure to be a snoozer!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Handsome prince. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
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That's ok
Submitted by gucci on June 4, 2008 - 9:56pm.
*wiping the tears away* thanks for all the love you guys.
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Enough of that. Get out there and get a job, you bitch!! Hahahaha... gucci, you know I'm kidding, right? I always worry that peeps are going to take me the wrong way. ♥♥♥
On topic: Prince Harry is a ginger.
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yeah how do you get to the stuff on the royals? i can't seem to find it.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I'm trying to get on that website you all are talking about but I can't! Damn it!
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"Oh, Lisa. Just take your anger, turn it into a little hard ball and swallow it down. Then, release it at an appropriate time. Like the time when Daddy hit the referee with a whisky bottle."
*wiping the tears away* thanks for all the love you guys.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Try this one: http://www.davidicke.com/index.php/
I finally found it after failing many times!
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Foreman: "You're addicted to conflict."
House: "[looking at his Vicodin] They changed the name?"
Wow, I havent seen his site for awhle. Its kind of crazy now. He has always had the DL on the Royals though. Good shit.
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Submitted by gucci on June 4, 2008 - 9:41pm.
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Congratulations! *shaking pom-poms & little sock monkey butt* Yeah! I'm sooooo happy for you! Good luck with your job search. We wish you the very best!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Submitted by gucci on June 4, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Congrats gucci! James Haven is positive you will get any job you want! Good luck!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
ha ha thanks island girl, i will try that especially if they are ugly! and as for conspiracy theories? just love them. i am going to take a look at the site Balenciaga Bitch gave me will be back soon!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Gucci, that is too excellent. Congratulations!! I remember what that felt like.... scary yet exciting. And you'll be fine. It's an old cliche, but just picture your interviewers naked. ♥♥
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Hes freaky, but if you archive about the royals, and all of what we were discussing, its really freaky. Im not saying I believe all of his stuff, but hes really into alot of things. Hes really into the fact that the Royals are HUGE fakes, and there is tons of conspiracy always surrounding them. Its a website...Take what you want~ I gotta Jet!! xoxoxox,
BB
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Island girl:
my exams are over and i have finally graduated! now, i am in the real world looking for a job. i went on an interview today and it went well but theirs a second part, which i hate, next week. i also have an interview on friday. in the end i hope i get one of these jobs because in september, i am going to be up to my ass in student loans! thanks for asking! how are you?
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
What in the gooney goo, is a sock slot?
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
OMG, sorry for the double post...just read what you want and decide what you think. I think its freaky~
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Balenciaga Bitch
thanks girl i got it!
james haven: thanks and kiss maddox for me!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Gucci, me too.
PS How did your exams/papers go?
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Indeed Fasten your Sock SLOTS! after you read this!
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www.davidicke.com
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Submitted by gucci on June 4, 2008 - 9:33pm.
Hello sweets! *SMOOCHES*
No. Angie doesn't mind and Mad loves the publicity!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Balenciaga Bitch
i am telling you the truth i cant get on. i clicked on your link and i got a message that says "this page cannot be displayed".
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
I posted the link....read the archives and everything....take what you want. Its really fucking amazing.
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on June 4, 2008 - 9:31pm.
Nite BB! Good to see you! **hugs & kisses**
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Hi james! i hope angie isn't upset about my using her babies picture as my avie
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Gicci....
www.davidicke.com....believe the truth...
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I tried too, Balenciaga. Not happening!
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DAMN IT! That link isn't working for me at home, either.
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
~~~Douglas Adams~~~
JH!!!!!!!!!!!!! where have you been my love??? My son is having another sleep over. i have a house full of 12 yr olds. Love you all to death, but I have to say good night.
Love all of you Bitchez!!!
xoxoxox,
BB
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Balenciaga Bitch:
the site either doesn't exsist or i am not allowed on it cuz i am not gittin on!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on June 4, 2008 - 9:24pm.
BB!! ***SMOOCHES***
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Im all over his shit...He is amazing. Some believe, some dont, but if you have time to read his site and the shit he says, its AMAZING! I have subscribed to his newsletter for years. Pretty fucking right on, and creepy. Read the archives...
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
thanks barb! they probably don't want us visiting the site lololol!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by Balenciaga Bitch on June 4, 2008 - 9:24pm.
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If you EVER want to troll on the dark side of the royals and the conspiracy theories? Go to wwww.davidickie.com. you will shit yourself...
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I LOVE that shit!! Thanks for the link, BB.
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Gucci-
Anything is possible but the last bit on the front page of the website where it says... "It is Elizabeth's sincere hope that these important facts about her parents should finally be known, and that Great Britain, as well as the United States of America, and all of the other Christian nations, will regain their earthly sovereignty, to once again each be ruled only by God and His Son Jesus Christ."
makes my nutball radar go off like a defcon 5 alarm.
Balenciaga Bitch
thank yoooooou oooooh i think i will go there right now!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Submitted by gucci on June 4, 2008 - 7:19pm.
thanks barb i had trouble finding it lolol~ what do you think of it barb? i believe it.
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If you EVER want to troll on the dark side of the royals and the conspiracy theories? Go to wwww.davidickie.com. you will shit yourself...
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
Where will you be registering? Ceremony in the UK or England? What the hell would you and Hot Ginge even want, since I assume he gets everything he desires.
Hope it burned soooo... good!
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
~~~Douglas Adams~~~
who'da thunk that harry would turn out to be the super hot one?
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thanks barb i had trouble finding it lolol~ what do you think of it barb? i believe it.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
http://www.we3.org/
the daughter of the duke and duchess website
Balenciaga Bitch:
I heard that the duke of windsor and wallis simpson had a daughter and the royal family kidnapped the baby and put it up for adoption in america. theirs a website that the woman put up herself which shows her grandchildren and children and let me tell you. these kids look EXACTLY like the royal family. exactly. i will see if i can get the web link. be back.
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
come to think of it I wish Prince Charles was my "daddy"
that dude is rich and will stay rich regardless of his DNA!!!
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yeah, I said it! what?
LOL! MK, this is your funniest post ever. Great rhythm, you hot slut!
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