Wednesday, June 4th 2008

Presenting Prince Hot Ginge In A Tux

Now I know what Prince Hot Ginge will look like on our wedding day! I can't wait to Photoshop my gay ass into these pictures. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the bathroom with these pictures and a big piece of ginger root. Stings so good.

Posted by: Michael K


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Sky - dead actress - when I get into full postion for my new job, the d, will be almost non existanatnt, RARE, i;LL MISS YOU HO'S.

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Submitted by M.E. on June 5, 2008 - 12:47am.

Everybody always focuses on the downside of alcoholism, but if not for alcohol, I never would've been conceived.

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Thank yu horz. I lost my ninternet conection, Thanbkyou!!!!! *heart heart, heart< heart<*

Yes alcohol isplaying a HUGE part.

THANK YOU HOS!

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***Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
Oh hell Sky!
Did you say Red Bull?
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Yeah, and I said voddie too. HOW long have you known me?

O:-)

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Oh hell Sky!

Did you say Red Bull?

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We sit side by side in every class;
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***Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 4, 2008 - 11:32pm.
Sky, what the hell are you doing up so late?
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K was @ her Dad's until 8:00 tonight, so I met a friend for a couple of drinks after work. Of course, I drank Red Bull and voddie, so....

Besides, I was there early for my first three days on the job. Isn't it about time I set the proper expectations?

J/K :)

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Sky, what the hell are you doing up so late?

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Submitted by dead-actress on June 5, 2008 - 12:27am.

Maybe the lamb is hiding from her? Sheeps aren't generally in the closet.

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@DDD, from page 2 of todays postings. I thought it was very LOL.

... Katie is "a natural sweetheart who can sniff out phonies ... Katie basically has that exact moral fiber of her character in the play."

I should have such a schnooz.

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Congrats, M.E!

I'm with you as far as daytime posting goes. I just started a new job on Monday, and I can't even hide my Internet usage, so can't even get on D. I have to leave here with my daughter @ 6:30AM every day, just to make it to my micromanagement meetings, UGH! I miss all you guys!

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Submitted by James Haven on June 5, 2008 - 12:24am.
Sweet dreams, everyone! **SMOOCHES**

Congrats again, M.E! good to see you! :)
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Goodnight, love. *kisses*

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 5, 2008 - 12:19am.
@D~A, it seems like forever since i have had the chance to ask you about little Princess Lola. Did she find her voice box or the Sheep?
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Deb, my sweet! How are you this evening? I was reading about little Socky's soon to be adventure on JH's vespa. That was cute.
My baby Lola is doing great. She recognizes the doorbell ringing and does her little bark. It's a little sharp one that gets my attention. When it's time for a bath, she lies down and puts her little legs in the air! So funny. As for her little lamb...for some reason she won't tear into it. I've found it under the bed or in a closet when I least expect it. She hides it. Hmmmm...lol

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

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Submitted by M.E. on June 5, 2008 - 12:18am.
OH GOD DAMN!! A BLACKBERRY!!!!!!! I can barely figure out my GD fucking Razor!!!!
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OH, THE PHONE!!!!
I thought you had been promoted to head sasquatch!

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@JH:

Love you, doll!

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

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@Deb:

Sniff test?????

I am intrigued!

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

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Sweet dreams, everyone! **SMOOCHES**

Congrats again, M.E! good to see you! :)

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@TV:

True dat. I am one big bitch. Veal is the least of the worries.

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

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Submitted by M.E. on June 5, 2008 - 12:18am.
OH GOD DAMN!! A BLACKBERRY!!!!!!! I can barely figure out my GD fucking Razor!!!!

And yes, I WILL be getting one of those.
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Congrats on your promotion. We're very happy for you! *opens bottle of top shelf champagne* Enjoy!
And remember...a blackberry can be used for good or evil...you decide..*wink*

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

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Hahahahhahahah M.E.!!!!! You can still get your fix!

Oh, and remember, Mercury is in Retrograde! That is why your computer is fucking up....

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M.E. don't be scared or anxious. They wouldn't make a decision like that if they thought you couldn't handle it. YOU WILL BE GREAT! I have no idea how you make things bold but that last line is bold, underlined twice and italicized from me to you.

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debfromhell. yes. My laptop has tourettes. The fucker moves the cursor from it's normal position, back to the beginging of the sentence, goes back a page for no reason, etc.

I hate this GD thing.

Thank GOD it was free.

Hey James ,Mk really loves his gingers.

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@D~A, it seems like forever since i have had the chance to ask you about little Princess Lola. Did she find her voice box or the Sheep?

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Midget pORN?

Arew you freaks trying to give me nightmares ontop of my anxiety??

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OH GOD DAMN!! A BLACKBERRY!!!!!!! I can barely figure out my GD fucking Razor!!!!

And yes, I WILL be getting one of those.

SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey Manimal!

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Midget porn? Oh, yeah it's Wednesday.

ON T: Cheap tux..nice clip on tie.

"Anything you can't get out of a bottle of vodka, you don't need."..........
Ava Gardner......

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn
But Dawnie, have you passed the Katie Sniff test yet? 8-)!

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Submitted by Manimal5 on June 5, 2008 - 12:14am.

Hello Manny!

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 5, 2008 - 12:14am.

Well, at 6 feet tall, you're a danger to midgets everywhere. And Veal chops.

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Submitted by M.E. on June 5, 2008 - 12:12am.
DFH - *hearts* after 5 years, DAMNED WELL DESEWRVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After 5 years I've DAMNED WELL deserved this promotion!

...sounds like you earned it. Congrats

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M.E., that is wonderful!

However, I think we'll still see you.... now you'll just post from your Blackberry!

lol

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GD, MoFo Tourettes!

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@TV:

We both know it's me you find offensive! *chews veal deliberately*

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 5, 2008 - 12:10am.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 5, 2008 - 12:08am.

I consider the consumption of veal offensive. Midget porn, not so much

Hi guys,
Midget porn?
Did Tommygirl make another movie?

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My GD lap top has fucking tourettes.

Fucking thing keeps scrolling backwards and posting half finished posts.

:::angry face:::

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DFH - *hearts* after 5 years, DAMNED WELL DESEWRVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After 5 years I've DAMNED WELL deserved this promotion!

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 5, 2008 - 12:08am.

Sorry, did you whores order up a side of troll? I am trying to eat my veal chop here in peace.

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LOL

We must follow our own advice, and ignore.

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 5, 2008 - 12:08am.

I consider the consumption of veal offensive. Midget porn, not so much.

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Submitted by Mix Well on June 4, 2008 - 8:06pm.
m.e. as a "troll" that likes to keep things honest, i have never gigged you, nor will i ever. as said before, you are one of the few good ones here.
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I hope you don't take offence to the fact that I do not recognize your moniker. But thank you for your kind words and realizing that for 90+% of the time I avoid the drama.

You only post on the NC???

Damn, what have I been missing??!?!?!?

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Sorry, did you whores order up a side of troll? I am trying to eat my veal chop here in peace.

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

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M. E., a very heart felt congrats on your promotion! Hard work and dedication do pay off.

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James, PSL, Dx3 - ThankK you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is a life changing promotion, the change in salary will take me into security.

I'm beside myself. Sick to my stomache. Wanna puke.

Hence me being intoxicated.

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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 5, 2008 - 12:02am.

JAMESY!

*smooooooooch*

I fucking heart you!
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Right back atcha doll!

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Submitted by Mr. President on June 5, 2008 - 12:00am.

Will do, Mr. President! Goodnight...*Smooches*

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Good Well - myou don't [post much durning the day do you???

The trolls have raped me anally repeatedly. But I be ammune.

*can't do hearts on lap top. pretend you see hearts*

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Submitted by M.E. on June 4, 2008 - 11:59pm.

Congrats on the promotion! I was recently put in charge of the other elves in the hollow tree, baking cookies. Until the porn career takes off.

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JAMESY!

*smooooooooch*

I fucking heart you!

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

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Submitted by M.E. on June 4, 2008 - 11:59pm.

Congrats, M.E.!!

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Congrats M.E.! That is great!

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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
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