He's Driving Her Car.....
Jennifer Aniston is already dickmatized! Good dick makes you do stupid things like give up your car keys to the douche you're boning.
John Mayer was driving around in Jenny's SUV today. He ended up back at her place with an overnight bag. I bet you he didn't even fill up the gas and left a wet spot on her driver's seat! What's next? She's going to let him piss with the seat down? I must admit that pissing with the seat down is great fun because it splashes everywhere like a pretty fountain.
In other FerMan news, the two are planning on getting matching tattoos! A source said, “John had the idea that they should both have a ‘J’ tattooed in a secret place as that is both their first initial. Jennifer is really keen on the idea but is going to wait a few months. He said she’s in great shape and her skin is like a baby’s bottom."
She totally burst into tears when he said the word "baby." I guess Courtney Cox forgot to tell him that word must never be used around Jen. NEVER!
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I am getting a tattoo for these 2 losers....WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 4, 2008 - 3:34pm.
Let's bump uglies, you and I
HIGH FIVE
Show Bunny some love.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
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I took out the tires on a Vette for the very same reason once. I had my trusty little pig sticker with me and...It just pissed me off that some a-hole had the arrogance, the sense of entitlement, to block a fire lane.
And don't even get me started with handicap parking.
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erm...couldn't we come up with a better name for them than that?
~*~"Me and my husband rarely get a few mommy, daddy nights out" ~ Xtina to E! on May 31st
"I eat and eat and eat and I never get any thinner" ~ Homer Simpson~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
hes got a skinny dick...look at his girl fingers. YUK!!!!!!!!!
**Fasten your Sock Slots, it's about to get worse.** BRADIFUL BITCH ~~
John Mayer wears tzitzis?
So yesterday in the parking lot there was a fucking Hummer in the Fire Lane, right where it says NO PARKING.
I soooooooo keyed that piece of shit.
OK, I didn't, but I wanted to!
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Wow.
I was not aware they made orthopedic moccasin cowboy boots.
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What did you think was going to happen?!?
aww, has-beens in love.
now, go away.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
He's Driving Her Car.....
....and is still a douchebag extraordinaire.
Also, why do I associate the words "overnight bag" instantly with Jean Paul Gaultier and this one particular scene in American Psycho???
That look on his face says he can't even stomach himself. How are we expected to?
FerMan?
*vomits*
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Um, so?
Like Brangelina travels around in a Prius? Fuck. And why wouldn't she let her boyfriend drive her car? OH MY GWAD! No one has ever done that in the history of the goddamned world!
He is, however a douche. I think he is just que gross.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
They should get matching tats on their tongues.
That way, Anniston will have something for Courtney Cox to look like when they are tongue lashing each other.
Everyone knows those 2 are gayelle.
I refreshed and saw that pic again, so i need to add...
God DAMMIT i want to punch that pretentious "i'm so over the media, i'm so fucking clever" look off of his face!!
Douche Mayer brings out my violent side.
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It's like Disneyland
Here we go... Zzzzzzz
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Well,
We've had McDreamy.
Then we had McSteamy.
Now we have McWhatAFuckingDouceBag!
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It's like Disneyland
A J tattoo in a "special" place? I vote for his scrotom, and her no no bits, and they can see who cries first.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
So.....Anniston owns a gas guzzler.
It figures.
Pretentious whiny hag.
OMG that stuff is so funny, sad thing is people are going to believe it