He's Driving Her Car.....

Submitted by Mr. President on June 4, 2008 - 8:31pm.
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I agree. I really like Aniston, even if it's the unpopular thing to do. Hopefully, she's not investing much emotion into this thing because I agree -- he's incapable of being with one person.

It's just not gonna happen.

She can fuck him all she wants, but hopefully she realizes that he's too self-involved to become attached to someone.

Submitted by islandgirl on June 4, 2008 - 8:22pm.
I don't get it. She's single, she's loaded, so why not shag whoever you want to? And that goes for you too, Jennifer.
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And I agree, but if she is trying to land a man and get married.. He would be the wrong option. If she is just looking for hot sex -- then John Mayer might be a good pick, as MK has said he heard he has a big ween.

And do people realize how rich Jenny is? All 6 "Friends" got paid $1million per episode of Friends for the last 2 seasons. There were 24 episodes of "Friends" in their 9th season and 20 in their 10th.

So, she earned $44 million in salary..plus, syndication royalties.

Plus, millions for the (bomb) movies she makes.

The chick has money coming out of her ass. Personally, if I had that much money - I would NEVER get married.. I would never risk my fortune. Just curious to know whether she believes this is going anywhere or if she is just fucking the guy?

I actually like Jen, largely because of all the hate that has been unfairly piled on top of her. If she's happy with the douche, good for her. I just hope she doesn't get crushed when he inevitably gets bored. Mayer is just incapable of any kind of ling term relationship. He's too self-absorbed to commit to anyone.

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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.

Submitted by Mr. President on June 4, 2008 - 8:19pm.
She's definately an upgrade from Perez.
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Good point, Mr. President.

So...when does JA plan to appear wearing the infamous neon colored thong onesie or his senior ring on thumb or middle finger that he gave in trade for driving her car?

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I don't get it. She's single, she's loaded, so why not shag whoever you want to? And that goes for you too, Jennifer.

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Sláinte duine a ól.

She's definately an upgrade from Perez.

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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.

Yeah. Uhm. About her dating John Mayer. Do you think she is just wanting some frisky sex? He is not going to stay with her long-term.. he is not going to stay with any chick long-term.

I think George Clooney has a better track record in the relationship field, than John "Douche Bag" Mayer.

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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.

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That's ok

WTF DID this woman do to merit such disdain from perfect strangers (and fat ass perez)?! Nothing, pure and simple. She was dropped like a used condom by her husband - for a co-star. WOW what an asshole Jen is, right? That pretty much sums it up. You'd think people would just let her be happy. I don't know shit about John, but I can see he's put a smile on her face, so more power to him!
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I agree, I am Jen's age and recently separated and I say let her enjoy herself.

The only thing I have against Mayer is I wouldn't want Jessica Simpleton's sloppy seconds.

I'm still going for the AniMay moniker.

Submitted by Stay-lo on June 4, 2008 - 8:29pm.
Jennifer Aniston is already dickmatized! Good dick makes you do stupid things like give up your car keys to the douche you're boning.

OMG from experiance I sadly know MK is dead on with this statement
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Seriously. What's up with people giving up their stuff so quickly in relationships? Criminy, I've been married for a long time and we didn't exchange keys until a couple of years of dating.

I don't believe people that say bad things about JA are anti woman. Most people I know can't figure out why their divorce is such a big deal. Divorces have been happening forever and in Hollyweird everything is susceptible to short term. I don't hate any of them. They've all done bad. I was disappointed with Jen's "the world was shocked" statement, it won't stop me from seeing her movies if they interest me.

I remember seeing something about the Jess Simpson Glamour interview where she said something about feeling the need to seem smart when she was dating him... Thats one thing I dont remember about the douches i've dealt with maybe thats why he's a super douche or he could be pretending to be smart like JS.

Oh my,Jennifer is surely not the sharpest tool in the box,is she already thinking she will marry him ?
This douchemaster is a cockfreak,changes girls every time.
She's so dumb it's amazing

@Stay-lo on June 4, 2008 - 9:12pm.

douche dick and all that it entails is very short lived indeed...we just have to look at the trail of exes john left behind...jen is no different...

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Deb, I can so relate to that. This guy wasn't what alot of people would go for... he was a biker, tattooed up the ying yang, bald head, goatee (OK, I'm squirming even as I type this and it was 5 years ago). Anyway, we were "friends with benefits" for a couple of years, and it was NASTY!!

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Submitted by letinstar on June 4, 2008 - 8:58pm.
how come douche dick is so captivating? explain please.

I dont know maybe its the cockiness (no pun intended) sometimes it translates into a weird for of confidence thats maybe appealing...but for me its short lived.

Submitted by K2 on June 4, 2008 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by Lory on June 4, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by luscious_t on June 4, 2008 - 6:22pm.

Did she do something I missed to make the world hate her so much?

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For the loons, "not being able to keep a man" (aka: not wanting to carry a cheating fuck's child and getting a divorce) is tantamount to murder. Sad, innit?

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Thank you, someone finally said it ! WTF DID this woman do to merit such disdain from perfect strangers (and fat ass perez)?! Nothing, pure and simple. She was dropped like a used condom by her husband - for a co-star. WOW what an asshole Jen is, right? That pretty much sums it up. You'd think people would just let her be happy. I don't know shit about John, but I can see he's put a smile on her face, so more power to him!

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Ditto to you all
蜘龍====================龍蜘

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I had a male friend loooong time back that was a HUGE ho-dawg. When he was with me, he made me feel like I was the only one in the room. And it was naughty, he really was not my type, and fun for about 6 months! Not one single regret.

John Mayer has that same look about him.

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No comment!

Shouldn't she be getting a D, for Douchenozzle?

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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.

Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 8:52pm.
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*jumping out of hamper* Viva!!! *sock monkey hug & smooch* This is the best place to be when you get the lonelies (not a real word? *shrug* but I like it). Yeah, I drink when he's gone and come here for my nightly fix of laughs and good times.

ON T: I hope he went to visit his boy toy while driving her car.

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how come douche dick is so captivating? explain please...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok

Hi socky! My bf is outta town and whenever I miss him I think of you and your silliness when your honey was outta town and I giggle.

OnT: maybe she was trying to get him out of the house so she could smoke a bowl and just said 'here take mine' because he was trying to hit her up for gas money for his car. He seems like the type.

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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch

What is this...freshman year at the university? Lending the car to the BF? *eye roll*

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I like AJ, I like BP, I don't care for JA, but it has nothing to do with their "triangle" that ended a million years ago and everyone has moved on from. I just think she's a shitty actress and for a while was overhyped and all up in my face. Then the bitch went and married my boyfriend and I was done. There is an air of loneliness about her that I think people jump on and call it pathetic, but at the end of the day, I would take her problems over mine.

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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch

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i'd give him the car, AND a drawer...
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Jennifer Aniston is already dickmatized! Good dick makes you do stupid things like give up your car keys to the douche you're boning.

OMG from experiance I sadly know MK is dead on with this statement...

Submitted by Lory on June 4, 2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by luscious_t on June 4, 2008 - 6:22pm.

Did she do something I missed to make the world hate her so much?

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For the loons, "not being able to keep a man" (aka: not wanting to carry a cheating fuck's child and getting a divorce) is tantamount to murder. Sad, innit?

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Thank you, someone finally said it ! WTF DID this woman do to merit such disdain from perfect strangers (and fat ass perez)?! Nothing, pure and simple. She was dropped like a used condom by her husband - for a co-star. WOW what an asshole Jen is, right? That pretty much sums it up. You'd think people would just let her be happy. I don't know shit about John, but I can see he's put a smile on her face, so more power to him!

I think the reason people (other than loons) hate on her is because she comes off in the media as cold and not having a personality. Plus she seems to make really bad choices with men and her movie career has all but tanked so she gets portrayed as pretty desperate most of the time. I dont hate her but theres lots to rip on. Although given the choice I'd take her life any day.

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I've been dickmatized. It was awful. I ignored the fact that the guy I was dating was an asshole/worthless because he was pack'n. Lord let's hope it's more than that.

I'm sorry but John is the ultimate man-whore douchenozzle. Not even remotely attractive.

As for Jen, i dont feel sorry for her ass at all...the bitch sits in the sun all day long warming her baby smooth butt in a barely there bikini. I have no pity. ;P

They deserve eachother...THERE, I said it!

@Cammi, my theory and my reasoning are this...I like my men to be out of the house when I wake up, I am not a snuggler, spooner excpt for very rarely and my boyfriends have had to adjust to that. When they wanted to hang around more, I had to adjust. While right now, my life is not too pleasant, I have been perfectly happy with my life, have a handful of BFF that I trust with my life and the men in it have remained my friends. You have to learn to live with yourself and like yourself and she seems to have done that quite nicely.

**Steps off soap box**

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No comment!

As far as I can tell, for some loonies, NOT ALL, "loving" Angie means you have to hate Jennifer Aniston. Of course it doesn't make any sense but these people are stupid and insane, so what do you expect?

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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”

why?

Submitted by luscious_t on June 4, 2008 - 8:05pm.

At least I'm not alone! ~haha

(in thinking she's not a lonely loser failure)

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No, you're not alone. I think she is happy with her life-and why wouldn't she be? She's attractive, rich and has a hot body. She can do what she wants, whenever she wants to. I can think of many other people I would consider a lonely loser failure.

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God be with you, dumbass.

hating on her just seems so anti-woman

oh well
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At least I'm not alone! ~haha

(in thinking she's not a lonely loser failure)

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I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999

Submitted by luscious_t on June 4, 2008 - 6:22pm.

Did she do something I missed to make the world hate her so much?

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For the loons, "not being able to keep a man" (aka: not wanting to carry a cheating fuck's child and getting a divorce) is tantamount to murder. Sad, innit?

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Let me dirty up your mind.

Submitted by chefcammi on June 4, 2008 - 4:29pm.
ever wonder WHY she doesnt have a man?
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all the good ones are taken?

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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”

I once had a thing for Yanni...oh, and the music too! Not for the limp of dick.

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No comment!

ever wonder WHY she doesnt have a man? what's that girl hiding?

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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!

Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 4, 2008 - 4:22pm.
*shuffles off in my walker
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I'm getting me an INDOOR SCAMP!

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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”

Submitted by luscious_t on June 4, 2008 - 4:22pm.

Did she do something I missed to make the world hate her so much?
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Naw, it's just that loonies are, ya know, crazy.

Maybe I am a shallow materialistic bitch but if I had her money and no man I'd be happier than a pig in shit.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”

@Luscious:

I am totally Team Anniston. She is very pretty and has a smoking body and probably can get just about any man she wants. I do not think of her as desperate just because she isn't a brood mare like Angie Baby. Some women are actually happy and fulfilled without a passel of brats and a beat-as-hell consort.

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

babylove.. are you retarded?

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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!

John Tesh is limp dick music.

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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!

Mrs. K:

Word. The Stones are about as rock-hard as music gets. *shuffles off in my walker to put "Exile on Main Street" on cd player*

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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing

"Limp dick music."
For my general music taste, I have to agree. But on the bright side I have also danced to gay ass shit like Claude Francois before when I was in the mood and setting for it...*ducks*

JOHN WOULD MAKE A BEAUTIFUL CHOLA!

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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!

I really like Aniston and don't get why all the blogs and tabs rag on her so much. It's not her fault Brad immediately shacked up with a co-worker. I hate that she's made to be some kind of loser for not being married or in long-term relationships or have a baby. I mean, come on - what century is this again? Why is it so hard to assume she can move on with her post-Brad life and be content? Why does a woman have to have a man and kids to be at peace in the world? Why does she always have to be dickmatized? maybe her cat is the bomb and she wants to knock boots with as many hotties as she can?

Did she do something I missed to make the world hate her so much?

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