Brad Pitt Bought A Bunch Of Ugly Shit
Brad Pitt shuttled off to Switzlerand yesterday for the Art Basel fair. Brad wasn't browsing, he was buying. Brad paid $293,000 for the marble table above. I can't wait until Pax spills Kool-Aid on that shit. He also bought that fugly lamp as well as 2 chairs priced at $25,000 each. $25k?! I could've made that shit for him using Ikea plastic chairs and asphalt! I would've only charged him $3,000 and an ass slap.
HuffPo reports that he also bought an aluminum rug for $175 per square foot and he's interested in buying a $300,000 gold lacquer-coated Fiberglas sofa. I think the sofa is for Maddox's room. It sounds like something he would lounge on.
Quick! We need to set up an "art garage sale" and invite Brad Pitt. We'll tell him our Ikea, Target and West Elm crap was made by the most talented underground artists in the world. He'll believe us because he'll buy any shit!
Source: UsWeekly
ShareThis
@Mrs. K:
Levitz! *dies*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
I bought the same exact stuff at Levitz's Memorial Day sale.
Best part, they paid the sales tax. Can't beat that!
"You'll love it at Levitz"
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
I put 50 bucks on that lamp going in the nursery.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Off-topic-
I ordered a pizza an hour and a half ago and have called the place twice- still no signs of my goddamn dinner! My fiance is leaving for the Sox game and it's still not fucking here!! Screw you, Papa John's.
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
@Thorny:
I will let you know next Wednesday. Well, actually Friday. Cable won't be hooked up until then. :(
Did you get the pics of the place? I will have my Beesh forward if you haven't seen them.
ONT: Um ugly is ugly even if it costeded a lot of the monies.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
LoLo on June 4, 2008 - 6:07pm.
*sad sighs*
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by Little miss on June 4, 2008 - 6:05pm.
Puhhhleeezze. Nobody should be paying that much for this craptastic collection of "art".
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I hate Brad Pitt.
I hate Angelina Loonie.
Yea, that does feel good saying it.
Submitted by Parker on June 4, 2008 - 6:02pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 4, 2008 - 5:57pm.
It reminds me of every pissed off mom dragging their kids out of a grocery store.
-------------------------------------------------
I once left mine having a hissy fit in the middle of the cereal aisle. Flat out, on the back, hyperventilating, snot bubble fit. Once he realized he wasn't going to get any attention, he got over it. But by then it was too late. I was already half way across town. I kid!!
**************************************
Sláinte duine a ól.
That table is made of marble? It looks like plastic shit! Who carves marble so that it looks cheap?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
zomay on June 4, 2008 - 6:03pm.
BRADIFUL this furniture screams midlife crisis. He is two steps away from getting his own place.
- I noted the lack of color earlier as well. Well Georgie is free now......
This buying spree screams HELP.
IDK. I just don't know.
And hey, we have new Loon Of Doom, welcome Little Miss.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Now i done told yall, Brad Pitt is a fucking DUMB ASS.
Say it with me
Brad Pitt Is a Damn Dumb Ass.
Feels good dont it?
Now remember , should you ever meet this speshul man, tell him what i said, tell him, " Hey! Youre a dumb ass Brad Pitt, now go feed that crazy bitch of yours a fucking sammie, ya damn dumb ass"
______________________________________________
Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
All I can see for that table is a huge, clear vase filled with silky black flowers from Garden Ridge or Pier One.
All those pieces are soooo cold, they must be boudoir furniture. Rather matches Angelina's black heart.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
No comment!
@Dx3. Sup sug. I love target and yes I am expecting company, hows the new place ?
_________________ ☮ ___________________
I live with 15 dead cats, a purple dog that wears spats..
http://www.myspace.com/akathornhill
"Because they are ARTISTS. They raise their children with music, books and dress up time. They are raising other artists. It is beyond anything us walking folk know about."
Hm... Or it could just be that their kids will turn out as yet another batch of people with the "special snowflake syndrome"
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 11:54pm.
Um did some babies in Darfur make that shit? No? Maybe some people devastated in Myanmar? No again? OOOh I know, some of the people of New Orleans got together and created this stuff! Wrong, again? than what is the fucking point of that tacky shit if it is not for charity.
----------------
Brad and Angie are already spending over 50% of their income for charity, that's fu'king damn much, having so many kids. No one else in Hollyweird do something close.
Do you expect them to spend all their money for good cause and not have the life that they want? This crap may look stupid, but they deserve to have a bit money for themselves and buy whatever they please.
--------------------------
Fake dating site ads lead to your identity- and money theft.
By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
Off topic - I was playing in google images and I typed in 'Heavenly voice' guess who's pic was the first to come up?
http://www.clayaikenpins.com/Pins/heavenly_voice.jpg
Back on topic - If you're going to buy overpriced crap, at least buy good looking overpriced crap!
~*~"Me and my husband rarely get a few mommy, daddy nights out" ~ Xtina to E! on May 31st
"I eat and eat and eat and I never get any thinner" ~ Homer Simpson~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
He can buy my bagged up grass cuttings for a couple of grand, they would make wonderful cushions to complete the ensemble...
_________________ ☮ ___________________
I live with 15 dead cats, a purple dog that wears spats..
http://www.myspace.com/akathornhill
Submitted by islandgirl on June 4, 2008 - 5:02pm.
I hope the badass that is Zahara wipes her boogers on every bit of it.
**************************************************
You know she will. I bet their current furniture is already coated with a thick, crusty booger-paste.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
@Thorny:
Hey love!
Expecting any company soon?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
BRADIFUL this furniture screams midlife crisis. He is two steps away from getting his own place.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
why did my comment post twice? (blink)
i'm sorry.
does anyone else think the center figure under the black table looks to be holding the figure to the left by what would be its hair? this piece is just creepy.
I hope the badass that is Zahara wipes her boogers on every bit of it.
**************************************
Sláinte duine a ól.
LMAO @ Target, though. My coffee table is from Target and I always get compliments on it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
So that's what they're spending the money they're getting from the paps for all those photo ops of them in France and everywhere else.
Brangelina = 2 media whores that deserve each other.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 4, 2008 - 5:57pm.
I just noticed the lamp. It's either a rudimentary depiction of mother and children, or, "Come here, you ungrateful shits. I'm going to adopt you whether you like it or not".
I can't decide which.
_____
It reminds me of every pissed off mom dragging their kids out of a grocery store.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Dang, Brad should have tried too get his GED after all.
_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
The lamp actually looks like a drunk Britney trying to corral SPF and JJF.
♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
zomay on June 4, 2008 - 5:56pm.
loric on June 4, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Just because you have the money to buy overpriced, ugly shit doesn't mean you should.
Seriously, if you have 4 children (with 2 on the way), why would you buy any of this ugly, pretentious shit?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Because they are ARTISTS. They raise their children with music, books and dress up time. They are raising other artists. It is beyond anything us walking folk know about.
- LMAO zomay.
The skittles are going to go visit family and friends only to be asked why they always sit on the floor. Answer; Saint and Brad don't let us on the furniture.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Is that table hollow or an optical illusion or what?
I LOVE West Elm. I want my entire house to look like that catalog. I want Barcelona chairs but they are like $3000!
♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥
The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 4, 2008 - 11:55pm.
Yes, In was also thinking about this...hehe.
Or if you cover some furniture in spray damming foam and put some black paint on it....you might become the new "it" artist. Plus, this chair looks so effing uncomfortable.
Is that poo?
_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
I just noticed the lamp. It's either a rudimentary depiction of mother and children, or, "Come here, you ungrateful shits. I'm going to adopt you whether you like it or not".
I can't decide which.
**************************************
Sláinte duine a ól.
the jolie living museum of functional art, modern pitt division will be getting a sizeable donation soon so money is no object. artists start your chisels!
You can't even use, I mean, seat on this table or chair.
--------------------------
Fake dating site ads lead to your identity- and money theft.
By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
loric on June 4, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Just because you have the money to buy overpriced, ugly shit doesn't mean you should.
Seriously, if you have 4 children (with 2 on the way), why would you buy any of this ugly, pretentious shit?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Because they are ARTISTS. They raise their children with music, books and dress up time. They are raising other artists. It is beyond anything us walking folk know about.
The only way I can justify this purchase is if they are actually intended as mental torture devices for Angie.
-------------------------------------------------
A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
ubmitted by wednesday on June 4, 2008 - 5:53pm.
That furniture is some straight-up Beetlejuice shit right there...
______
Yep. Tim Burton should sue.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
I am on my way to Michael's to buy that Fleckstone Spray Finish and make a shitload of 'artisan furnishings' out of the busted-ass crap in my garage!
Hot fucking DAMN! I can spend all the money on Red Bull and vodka and fuck all!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Um did some babies in Darfur make that shit? No? Maybe some people devastated in Myanmar? No again? OOOh I know, some of the people of New Orleans got together and created this stuff! Wrong, again? than what is the fucking point of that tacky shit if it is not for charity.
<(*.*<) ^(*.*)^ (>*.*)>
And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
ITA Clarisse. I guess they don't worry about it since the children are rarely let out of the dungeon.
••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••
Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Madam Prince: LMAO
I have a few dried out play-doh pieces I'll sell at a low, low price for Brad. Just saying you're an architect/art buff doesn't make you a good one.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Honest to gwad, even if I won the jillion dollar jack pot in the lottery, I could never quit The Target and Ikea.
idk know the other store MK mentioned.
So were these BDay gifts for the skank?
I wonder what he got her? WTF would get her?
I would say an orphan but that's predictable.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
That furniture is some straight-up Beetlejuice shit right there...
the jolie living museum of functional art, modern pitt division will be getting a sizeable donation soon so money is no object. artists start your chisels!
The lamp and the chair look like they are made of petrified poo.
-☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Just because you have the money to buy overpriced, ugly shit doesn't mean you should.
Seriously, if you have 4 children (with 2 on the way), why would you buy any of this ugly, pretentious shit?
♦♦♦♦♦♦♥♥♥♥♥♥♦♦♦♦♦♦♥♥♥♥♥♥♦♦♦♦♦♦♥♥♥♥♥♥♦♦♦♦♦♦
God be with you, dumbass.
KDRACO!! Hello, you hot beeyotch! ♥♥ I'm only here for a few minutes, I've been packing the whole GD day, went out for numerous drinks and just took a sleeping pill. YIKES!!
That furniture is pretentious crap. At the end of the day, we all sit in a chair ASS FIRST.
**************************************
Sláinte duine a ól.
to clarisse...
haha child friendly :)
either he is desperately trying to guess what angelina may find appropriate for a familia de artistes
or he is putting together a "man cave" for their big french rental home.
DeeDee,
I kid you not, the first image that flashed in my head when i saw that god awful chair was a busted forehead on either Shiloh or Zahara.
MK...this is for you...I reserve this for special occasions...
God Brad Pitt has turned into such a cunt.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It's like Disneyland