Brad Pitt Bought A Bunch Of Ugly Shit
Brad Pitt shuttled off to Switzlerand yesterday for the Art Basel fair. Brad wasn't browsing, he was buying. Brad paid $293,000 for the marble table above. I can't wait until Pax spills Kool-Aid on that shit. He also bought that fugly lamp as well as 2 chairs priced at $25,000 each. $25k?! I could've made that shit for him using Ikea plastic chairs and asphalt! I would've only charged him $3,000 and an ass slap.
HuffPo reports that he also bought an aluminum rug for $175 per square foot and he's interested in buying a $300,000 gold lacquer-coated Fiberglas sofa. I think the sofa is for Maddox's room. It sounds like something he would lounge on.
Quick! We need to set up an "art garage sale" and invite Brad Pitt. We'll tell him our Ikea, Target and West Elm crap was made by the most talented underground artists in the world. He'll believe us because he'll buy any shit!
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Submitted by Little miss on June 4, 2008 - 4:05pm.
DebFrmHell - let it go, I'm on a mission ;-)
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Dare I ask? What might that mission be? Please don't tell us you're going to be force feeding us. Us no likey. :(
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Submitted by islandgirl on June 4, 2008 - 11:47pm.
DAE... oops, my bad. Is it frightening? I usually skip over her/his posts because:
1: I couldn't be arsed.
2: I really couldn't be arsed.
:)
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Well *looks around for Jenfraud* *lowers voice* Let's not rock the boat, 'kay? there's no telling what she'll do.
~*~"Me and my husband rarely get a few mommy, daddy nights out" ~ Xtina to E! on May 31st
"I eat and eat and eat and I never get any thinner" ~ Homer Simpson~*~
Rock The Vote
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 5, 2008 - 1:04am.
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 4, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Does anyone have any idea how to register for the forum? I keep trying to, but I run into errors, or little signs saying my username is already taken.
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It's a sign from God.
Don't do it.
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Bwaahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! exactly!
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By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
DebFrmHell - let it go, I'm on a mission ;-)
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Fake dating site ads lead to your identity- and money theft.
By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 4, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Does anyone have any idea how to register for the forum? I keep trying to, but I run into errors, or little signs saying my username is already taken.
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It's a sign from God.
Don't do it.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 5, 2008 - 12:56am.
Don´t bother with it, I have the feeling the best and the worst of dlisted happens in the comments.
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 4, 2008 - 2:56pm.
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You need to create a whole different account for the forum. Try the username you already have and a different password. If still no luck email the mod and ask her to activate your account.
Submitted by thlayly5 on June 4, 2008 - 5:56pm.
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I have never gone thru the looking glass. Sorry.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
For fuck's sake, can't these people just live modestly?
There will be many busted heads in their household.
*-Jenny-*
Little Miss? Did I loose you on WWF? Do you think it mean World Wrestling Federation? Or perhaps World Wildlife Foundation?
Perhaps you should learn something about us before you come in here and make blanket statements with no backup.
You are a one-legged man in the ass kicking contest of life.
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No comment!
Does anyone have any idea how to register for the forum? I keep trying to, but I run into errors, or little signs saying my username is already taken. Can anyone break this process down into little steps for me?
"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!"-
Submitted by mishma on June 4, 2008 - 2:51pm.
War is evil except for the war with my cat herding neighbour re: HILLARY LOST muahahahaha!
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Bwahahaahahahahaaaaa!!
War is evil except for the war with my cat herding neighbour re: HILLARY LOST muahahahaha!
DAE... oops, my bad. Is it frightening? I usually skip over her/his posts because:
1: I couldn't be arsed.
2: I really couldn't be arsed.
:)
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Count me in, MK! I could use the $$$. And I am sure that if I try really, really hard, I can make something that would fit right in with the rest of his fug, overpriced furniture collection.
mishma - just ask Jizz war be the debil!
Submitted by Little miss on June 4, 2008 - 3:41pm.
It was fun. But I think I pulled an ass muscle.
It was for foster kids, so it was worth it.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
WAR IS EVIL M.E., I ONLY GIVE MY FAST FOOD DREGS TO DRUNKS AND CRAZY PEOPLE, SOMETIMES CRAZY DRUNK PEOPLE
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 5, 2008 - 12:37am.
Submitted by Little miss on June 4, 2008 - 3:35pm.
It's funny - all my acquaintances, who brag about rich buying this or that and not spending this money for charity, have NEVER gave one cent for a good cause.
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YEAH, well, I went bowling in my fuckin' pajamas on Sunday for a good cause!
Even broke 100.
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Hey, Mrs.Kravitz, that's awesome! (though I didn't ment you in my post) It's great when people do good things and have a blast at the same time!
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Fake dating site ads lead to your identity- and money theft.
By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 4, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Jenfraud, you're a bit mental, aren't you?
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Ssshhhh! She might here you! Do you want to wake up in the middle of the night with Jenfraud hoving over you with a mad gleam in her eyes and a machete in her hand? voices lowered around the nutcase please....
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Submitted by mishma on June 4, 2008 - 11:36pm.
ANGIE LETS BRAD EXIST AND TOUCH HER VAGINA, WHAT MORE DO YOU HUNGRY HIPPOS WANT?
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Lmao!
~*~"Me and my husband rarely get a few mommy, daddy nights out" ~ Xtina to E! on May 31st
"I eat and eat and eat and I never get any thinner" ~ Homer Simpson~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
BRAD COMMISSIONED ME TO SPRAY PAINT A SMILEY FACE ON THAT LAMPSHADE, JELLY?
Submitted by mishma on June 4, 2008 - 2:37pm.
I GAVE A HOMELESS MAN THE REST OF MY KFC VALUE MEAL AFTER I ATE THE BISQUIT, THE THIGH AND THE CORN, I GIVE UNTIL IT HURTS YOU JELIS HAGS
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Were it the 22 year old "Iraq Vet" who's been on the corner of 41st for the last 3 weeks????
Fiberglass sofa???
*starts itching all over*
I GAVE A HOMELESS MAN THE REST OF MY KFC VALUE MEAL AFTER I ATE THE BISQUIT, THE THIGH AND THE CORN, I GIVE UNTIL IT HURTS YOU JELIS HAGS
Submitted by Little miss on June 4, 2008 - 3:35pm.
It's funny - all my acquaintances, who brag about rich buying this or that and not spending this money for charity, have NEVER gave one cent for a good cause.
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YEAH, well, I went bowling in my fuckin' pajamas on Sunday for a good cause!
Even broke 100.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Sooo Little Miss, what do you think about lists? Like WWF's?
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No comment!
ANGIE LETS BRAD EXIST AND TOUCH HER VAGINA, WHAT MORE DO YOU HUNGRY HIPPOS WANT?
It's funny - all my acquaintances, who brag about rich buying this or that and not spending this money for charity, have NEVER gave one cent for a good cause.
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Fake dating site ads lead to your identity- and money theft.
By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
BRAD AND ANGIE CAN DO ANYTHING THEY WANT THEY ARE GOD, JEEBUS AND MAMA CELESTE COMBINED. YOU BITCHES NEED TO SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTHS WHILE THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE ARE TALKING
YEAH!!! Jenfraud is here. I was wondering where you been, girl!
"... but at least she LETS him have his fun, and LETS him live with things he loves.."
She "lets" him. That's pretty damn generous of her, no? WOW she is amazing. Pudge usually asks my permission for pretty much everything, but then again I am so insecure, it makes me feel more womanly.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Jenfraud, you're a bit mental, aren't you?
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Submitted by Jenfraud on June 4, 2008 - 5:28pm.
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Gwyneth? Is that you?
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 5, 2008 - 12:20am.
Sure, they can spend what little money they keep for themselves on whatever they want, I'm just sayin'...this crap is U-G-L-Y.
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The crap is effing ugly indeed, but again: they already spending HUGE moneys on charity, they do have a right to say out loud: "Me likey some ugly crap for $300.000!!!" and buy it.
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Fake dating site ads lead to your identity- and money theft.
By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
I must say these things aren't my taste either, but doesn't he have the freedom to buy what he pleases? It's so funny, him leaving a no-good failure of a woman, hurt so many of you insecure women that he doesn't deserve to have his taste. Not sure these are Angelina's taste either, but at least she lets him have his fun, and let him live with things he loves. Aniston never cherished anything about Brad, except for his A-list status which she lost with the divorce. Well done Brad, good riddance. Have fun!!
Submitted by jenni on June 4, 2008 - 5:24pm.
I think the black chair is for Shiloh - chosen by mummy dearest - so when all the other kids are being taught "their" cultures, Shi can think about how privileged she is.
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Shiloh is devoid of culture, being a privileged blob and all. She should sit in that chair and think about her lack of suffering. Whore.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
LMAO @ DAE and Bradiful!
I told you it would feel good though!
Have a good night people!
Let this post be a lesson for you all from Brad.
Just cause your high as hell at a garage sale doesnt mean you have to buy all the crap the granny is trying to push on ya now!
Less is more whores!
ALSO whoever said that stuff about Project MAke It Wrong and Ask The Little Man To Fund Your Bull Shit Green Condos in New Orleans..... WORD!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by lenses on June 4, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Brad Pitt is an ugly shit
http://www.contactlensesonline.us
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Go pimp your garbage somewhere else, please.
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I think the black chair is for Shiloh - chosen by mummy dearest - so when all the other kids are being taught "their" cultures, Shi can think about how privileged she is.
Brad Pitt is an ugly shit
http://www.contactlensesonline.us
Rocket on June 4, 2008 - 6:19pm.
I heard Jennifer Aniston said after the divorce, "now I can buy a comfortable sofa". I now understand.
- Yea, she went and bought a couch from Jennifer Convertibles!
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Sure, they can spend what little money they keep for themselves on whatever they want, I'm just sayin'...this crap is U-G-L-Y.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
I heard Jennifer Aniston said after the divorce, "now I can buy a comfortable sofa". I now understand.
I bet that crap was made by enslaved third world artists that get paid 10-cent per piece.
Brad Pitt is a DUMB ASS.
Yea, that feels real good saying it.
and yet he wants everyone to donate money to his house building project in New Orleans. Um...that crapload of money you just spent on that worthless and extremely UGLY junk could have built quite a few homes...you jerk.
Damn these celebrities....always wanting us to give our hard earned money to charities and such while they go off and buy 20 pairs of a 2,000 dollar shoe in every color. PAH!!! Eff off!
@Dx3. Yes I have seen the pics, you have a lovely home. OT Brad is sad, Angloonie needs to keep a tighter hold on the checkboook or his balls, whatever will stop him spending needlessly.
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 4, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Love you
MUAH!
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
that lamp! it looks like the lava monster attacking the innocent villagers!
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Brad Pitt Is a Damn Dumb Ass.
*exhale*
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Submitted by LoLo on June 4, 2008 - 11:07pm.
Now i done told yall, Brad Pitt is a fucking DUMB ASS.
Say it with me
Brad Pitt Is a Damn Dumb Ass.
Feels good dont it?
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OK LoLo
*Clears throat*
Brad Pitt is a damn...
Brat Pitt is a damn...
Brat Pitt Looks Good Naked!!
Sorry LoLo, I couldn't do it, I know it's true, but...
~*~"Me and my husband rarely get a few mommy, daddy nights out" ~ Xtina to E! on May 31st
"I eat and eat and eat and I never get any thinner" ~ Homer Simpson~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI