Brad Pitt Bought A Bunch Of Ugly Shit
Brad Pitt shuttled off to Switzlerand yesterday for the Art Basel fair. Brad wasn't browsing, he was buying. Brad paid $293,000 for the marble table above. I can't wait until Pax spills Kool-Aid on that shit. He also bought that fugly lamp as well as 2 chairs priced at $25,000 each. $25k?! I could've made that shit for him using Ikea plastic chairs and asphalt! I would've only charged him $3,000 and an ass slap.
HuffPo reports that he also bought an aluminum rug for $175 per square foot and he's interested in buying a $300,000 gold lacquer-coated Fiberglas sofa. I think the sofa is for Maddox's room. It sounds like something he would lounge on.
Quick! We need to set up an "art garage sale" and invite Brad Pitt. We'll tell him our Ikea, Target and West Elm crap was made by the most talented underground artists in the world. He'll believe us because he'll buy any shit!
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Submitted by No Words on June 4, 2008 - 8:39pm.
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What you said. The teachers that educated my kid (and did a damn fine job) for next to nothing are the real heroes. And my sister-in-law is a CCU nurse, how stressful is that? She does it because she loves it, it sure isn't for the paycheck.
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"Submitted by Little miss on June 4, 2008 - 5:56pm."
Ooooh oooooh! You said the "M" word, your "mission" is to stir up trouble. Did you steal Dx3's shit stirring stick by chance? And do I win the prize?
On Topic: I dont give a fuck how much money you make, spending 6 figures on a FUCKING PIECE OF FURNITURE makes you a world class asshat.
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There go the rest of Shiloh's teeth.
Actors and actresses make too fucking much money. Why in hell don't we pay teachers and nurses better? We should judge a person's pay on their worth to society.
And this is a prime example of conspicious consumption.
Too much money, too little sense.
Dead serious - someone please explain to me why the fuck this douche thinks nothing of dropping $200k on a table for 2 ? What is with the extravagant taste especially with 6 kids under the age of 7? I know they have tons and money and shit but can't they be practical for even a second? The kids will destroy anything in their wake. I thought Jolie was miss frugal when it comes to spending. Apparently NOT. Brad must think just because Jolie is carrying twins, she's not on her game. He probably stole his balls back while she wasn't looking. Guarantee that this heinous furniture will find its way back to the store the moment she delivers these kids. She probably doesn't have the stregnth to fight him on it right now. All I can say is that he has some shitty ass taste!! This furniture just screams "cold". I knew the big paycheck from People magazine would pay for them to decorate the house!! SO MUCH FOR CHARITY!
WATF???!?!?!? Money is wasted on the wrong people! *gagging*
This thread is just to damn long, but I say: FUG, FUG, and FUGLIER! I don't care how much that shit costs, it's FUG! All of it. If I saw it outside of a dumpster, I'd help that fugly shit to it's ultimate destiny, a land fill...FUG!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Dramaqueen, it's 2:30 in the a.m. here
and I have been on the special sauce since Lord Nelson was a cadet. OK, not quite, but long enough to raid the remnants in the fridge and eat what I suspect may be a bad weiner.
ON TOPIC (before anyone bitches)... Brad Pitt, furniture, bad taste.
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DDD: My slacks got moist the minute I saw your lovely self! (Was that a two-fer, w/ slacks & moist? OR am I confusing you w/ your soul mate?)
IG: Live it up, girlie! ('Course I have no clue what time it is there -- pretty girls should not have to do math! How long you been on the sauce this eve?)
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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Submitted by islandgirl on June 5, 2008 - 12:10am.
DAE.... mum's the word. My lips are sealed, and my hands are duct taped behind my back. As a matter of fact, I'm typing this with my nose. Seriously!! ;)
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Your nose is very talented! No spelling mistakes! ;0)
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And another thing! (I really hate ugly expensive furniture - very little else makes me rant)
That stupid marble thing is probably hollowed out on the left in order to hold a television set. Okay, it would have to be the dinosaur 20th century kind and not the flash pull down ones that these two certainly have, but I can hear some delusional Italian queen rasping "It'll be so Louis XIV meets the atomic age, caro!" and talking him into it. Everyone knows Brad is a sucker for the mid sixties era.
Dramaqueen!! Hey back... I have been on the piss ever since 6pm our time, it's our second to last night in Norway and there's a few of the hub's work function/goodbye parties to get through. I should be shot and pissed on.
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Do you think there comes a time when a person gets sick of buying shit? What's the terminal velocity on that? I mean, right on, the inverted piano or whatever that is is cool, but that other stuff? Does the conversation go this way?:
Some Dude: Hey, cool lamp. Is that a Giacometti?
Brad: Yea. 25K
Some Dude: Sweet. Does it turn on?
Brad: Sometimes. Pax has to kick it to make it work.
Some Dude: Cool. I'd sit on that chair, but I'd rather wait to shred my ass until this evening.
In case you didn't know, MK is "Some dude." He's a great actor.
Sic Luceat Lux
Dawnie, now I can go to my borrowed bed a happy woman! ♥♥
And by da by (Newfie speak), dis sleeping pill I took is da cat's ass, right?
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Brad is a wanna-be architect but he doesnt have the required education so he became an actor. Now he pretends to be an expert in the field of architecture, among other things. I've read that his kids are completely out of control so its just a matter of time before they destroy all those masterpieces he bought.
DramaQ:
Hey you hot HWORE!
*smoooooooch*
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Teacher thinks that I sound funny
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IG: I raise my Merlot in a toast to you. This is just a drive-by -- it's Mommy & Son night since Daddy is working late. Just wanted to say hey.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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@IG:
Precious, never! I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that I am not a shit-stirrer.
And although I have a hot ass, it does not sport a maple leaf. You are my hero.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
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DDD, I hope you don't think I was referring to you?? And I tried to say "shit stirring stick is in the shop" three times fast. I had to wipe off the monitor!
Off topic: How much wine would one have to drink before said person is declared brain dead? And said person has another one to get through tomorrow night. And please don't tell said person to JUST SAY NO!
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@IG
The Isle of Man from U.N.C.L.E. Leshchestire CAT?
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 4, 2008 - 7:57pm.
THIS IS A SCHTICK UP!
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Hahahhaaa... but Jeshus, did you have to schout? I have an elderly uncle who talksh like that. Hish name ish Uncle Lesh.
PS Check your mail...
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I would've only charged him $1000 for a pair of those chairs and maybe a cocktail hour and a kiss on the hand. (I'm not actually very cheap I guess) I like Brad and Angie but I've always had a problem with people buying expensive stupid chairs. What inflated egoist has the brass to put this price tag on a chair? Bill Cosby talked about buying a $35,000 chair when he was at the height of his fame on David Letterman and that was $35,000 in 1980s dollars! Stupid, stupid, stupid. There just is no hiney prop in creation that should cost more than maybe $1500 - and that would be a giant open claw hand carved by a vanishing breed of human out of reclaimed ebony, with a pave (that's pah-vey) of crushed rubies painted over the nails. That is worth $1500. Not a penny more.
Submitted by First Swamp Cas... on June 4, 2008 - 6:52pm.
Spare the shit, spoil the stick.
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*nods at the sage wisdom*
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THIS IS A SCHTICK UP!
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Mrs.Kravitz - I'm sorry to be a fake friend, I'll try to be a better one! (Allthough we all know, that the most stupid mistake one can make in such a forum is to make "friends" here.)
"No one needs to make the kind of money they do, and they should be giving a lot of it away."
--Exactly to be able to give a LOT of it away, they need to make a LOT of moneys. The more money they make -> the more they give out -> the more people they will help
To be able to make good moneys they need good rest and good life. One of the ways to have a good rest and good life is to spend some money on overpriced fugly crap!! Yup. The world is that simple. )))))
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Spare the shit, spoil the stick.
Submitted by Little miss on June 4, 2008 - 4:38pm.
I see. You have a "mission," but you won't tell me what it is?
Pfffffft, some fake friend you turned out to be.
I will tell you this, however; I am not impressed by the amount of money Brad and Angie donate. No one needs to make the kind of money they do, and they should be giving a lot of it away. Giving away 50% of their money gives them more than enough to live comfortably, in fact, they live quite luxuriously, as evidenced by the above story.
As far as equally as rich people who don't give back? They can kiss my ass and will rot in hell.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
The only thing that's stirred around here is fake missions and the fake mission creators.
HQ called, JJ needs some more ice for the Skeletina BDay fiesta, OLE!
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"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
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Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 4, 2008 - 4:46pm.
I hate when my shit stirring stick is in the shop.
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That is such a coincidence. My shit stirring schtick is in the shop!
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
@IG Did you get my email?
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No comment!
I hate when my shit stirring stick is in the shop. But I do so love alliteration.
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
but she likes the way you sing
And once again, a shit disturber rears it's ugly head.
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He's so erudite isn't he. He grew up going to Red Lobster with his family and now he flies to purchase high end art. Hoo raaaah! If he needed furniture, well. ok. Not saying he should be expected to get all Ikea but that furniture is not exactly kid friendly.
Okay, for starters, the lifestyle that playacting can afford one is obscene. For seconders, that is the crappiest crap crap I have ever seen. How anyone involved in this transaction can pull it off with a straight face is astounding. I'd have a bag over my head if anyone ever saw this garbage in my house, and had ANY idea how much scratch I gave up to get it.
"Mouse"? Did someone call me? OOOOOOPPPPPPS! The jig is up! Busted. *rolls eyes*
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We sit side by side in every class;
Teacher thinks that I sound funny
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 5, 2008 - 1:34am.
Submitted by Little miss on June 4, 2008 - 4:32pm.
god dam it, do you think I'll be ignored? what is your mission?
inquiring minds want to know
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Mrs. Kravitz! No "mouse" activities here please! No one needs to know that much information ;-)
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Fake dating site ads lead to your identity- and money theft.
By watching movies with Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, J. Travolta, Will Smith (yes!) - you support Scientology.
Submitted by islandgirl on June 4, 2008 - 7:19pm.
Submitted by First Swamp Cas... on June 4, 2008 - 7:16pm.
That is some ugly furniture.
Sad thing is I know some wealthy people who've bought even uglier stuff and asked the question, "What do you think?". Um, er, hem/haw..it really matches your flooring.
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I have a really good friend who married into megabucks and went off the head decorating their new house. It was kind of hard to say I liked the moose antler chandelier and keep a straight face.
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Very hard to keep a straight face unless it was a log cabin style house. I've seen the moose chandy's with marble flooring. "Wow, I would never have thought of putting those two together." Snicker, snicker.
Submitted by Little miss on June 4, 2008 - 4:32pm.
god dam it, do you think I'll be ignored? what is your mission?
inquiring minds want to know.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 5, 2008 - 1:19am.
@Little Miss, frankly I don't care what your mission is and don't give me the winks. If it involves suckering one of my fake friends, I will fry your ass like a corn puff. Keep that in mind. Mission -pfffft shmission!
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well, I'd like to see how would you do that. You know the phrase: "Barking dogs don't bite"?
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..."Perhaps you should learn something about us"
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Do you really concider yourself that important to think that other people must learn smthng about you? Meh.
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Submitted by islandgirl on June 4, 2008 - 4:19pm.
I have a really good friend who married into megabucks and went off the head decorating their new house. It was kind of hard to say I liked the moose antler chandelier and keep a straight face.
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Reminds me of the miniature plastic Deer Head Wall Mount Plaque we have in our living room...about 3" by 4", got it for about 10 cents at a yard sale.
I've got taste up my tuchus, bitches.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
What is it that Jen Aniston said after the divorce from Brad? Something like, "finally I can buy a comfortable couch".
Hey Brad baby - you're too stupid to be a 'archetect' or know good design. The people who sold you this shit are laughing at you like the stupid dumbass you are. Sheesh, you're not even pretty to look at anymore. Boo, you fail.
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"You are most beautiful because you have a new album, or a new movie, or a new baby to promote" Michael Buckley on People Magazine's Most Beautiful
Submitted by First Swamp Cas... on June 4, 2008 - 7:16pm.
That is some ugly furniture.
Sad thing is I know some wealthy people who've bought even uglier stuff and asked the question, "What do you think?". Um, er, hem/haw..it really matches your flooring.
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I have a really good friend who married into megabucks and went off the head decorating their new house. It was kind of hard to say I liked the moose antler chandelier and keep a straight face.
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@Little Miss, frankly I don't care what your mission is and don't give me the winks. If it involves suckering one of my fake friends, I will fry your ass like a corn puff. Keep that in mind. Mission -pfffft shmission!
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Submitted by First Swamp Cas... on June 4, 2008 - 4:16pm.
That is some ugly furniture.
Sad thing is I know some wealthy people who've bought even uglier stuff and asked the question, "What do you think?". Um, er, hem/haw..it really matches your flooring.
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Oy, it's like when people want to show off their baby and all you can say is "He's breathtaking!"
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Submitted by Jenfraud on June 4, 2008 - 4:13pm.
I thought you guys need some voice of sanity from time to time.
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Splendid idea. You can be Nurse Ratched.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
That is some ugly furniture.
Sad thing is I know some wealthy people who've bought even uglier stuff and asked the question, "What do you think?". Um, er, hem/haw..it really matches your flooring.
uuuhhhmmm, last I heard Zaha Hadid was an architect, and Kenny Schachter was a london based art dealer....neither one deals in furniture as far as I know.....where do they come up with this shit?????
You've ruined Patsy's Hookie Mookie!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz
You're welcome, been busy. I thought you guys need some voice of sanity from time to time. Sorry I can't babysit you 24/7 LOL! You need a warden.
DAE.... mum's the word. My lips are sealed, and my hands are duct taped behind my back. As a matter of fact, I'm typing this with my nose. Seriously!! ;)
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