Brad Pitt Bought A Bunch Of Ugly Shit
Brad Pitt shuttled off to Switzlerand yesterday for the Art Basel fair. Brad wasn't browsing, he was buying. Brad paid $293,000 for the marble table above. I can't wait until Pax spills Kool-Aid on that shit. He also bought that fugly lamp as well as 2 chairs priced at $25,000 each. $25k?! I could've made that shit for him using Ikea plastic chairs and asphalt! I would've only charged him $3,000 and an ass slap.
HuffPo reports that he also bought an aluminum rug for $175 per square foot and he's interested in buying a $300,000 gold lacquer-coated Fiberglas sofa. I think the sofa is for Maddox's room. It sounds like something he would lounge on.
Quick! We need to set up an "art garage sale" and invite Brad Pitt. We'll tell him our Ikea, Target and West Elm crap was made by the most talented underground artists in the world. He'll believe us because he'll buy any shit!
Source: UsWeekly
That sure is a bunch of ugly expenisve shit. What ever happend to helping the people out in New Orleans? Oh yeah! Buying very expensive shit that is not safe for kids is more important. Fool.
Here's the thought:
To the numbskullptor who will no doubt find his wending way to this page in happiness that his creation was loved and purchased by a rich artiste - Dude! hand sculpting a solid block of marble to LOOK like it was machined hollow or poured marble form is actually NOT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT! (except as a simple labor task - like shelling a million peas.) It might be modern, it might be different, but it is not aesthetic. Understand?
Sculpt in the proud tradition of rare humans who make beauty appear like a vision before the eyes of the unbelieving! Your hollow creation is mundane, ordinary and a tax on the eyes.
Take the money, study your heroes and begin all over again. READY SET GO!
angelina used to be soo cute as a 16 year old and then her head and face just kept growing and growing. Then it told two friends and so on and so on.
Dumb, uneducated country bumpkin he is.
i work at the artfair, and i saw him! haaaaaaaaaaa!
and yes, that shit is ugly. kinda breaks my enthusiasm.
Submitted by No Words on June 4, 2008 - 8:39pm.
Actors and actresses make too fucking much money. Why in hell don't we pay teachers and nurses better? We should judge a person's pay on their worth to society.
I know, With famous singers and songwriters, they definatlyt have more worth to society, music inspires people and truly lifts the spirit. Mariah can make all the money in the world and spend it how ever the fuck she wants in my book, her music has always been uplifting for me back while I was in HS. I don't mind her, Celine Madonna, Shania, etc getting alot of money, I feel musicians are just so much more benificial to society as a whole than these retarded movie stars! Give Brangelina's money to comediens like my beloved Kathy griffin. She makes me laugh! she's contributing! In fact, to be fair, comedic actors and actresses are the only ones who really deserve to make a lot of money for their work, because they make us laugh when we are sad. I only respect dramatic film actors who are ACTORS (Russell Crowe, Meryle Streep) not movie stars. All they are there for is to do the work for US and tell US a good story. They do their jobs for us, not to please themselves, that is the big difference between a great film actor and a movie star! on a final note, that chair looks like it was made out of my rabbits' turds and spray painted black!
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There' is NO way I'd spend that amount of money on such UGLY-ASS shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!! You're living in a beautiful chateau in France, buy some classy, really old furnature like in Versailles you stupid fuckin' douche!!!!!!!!! MK, that's a brilliant scheme you have about the art garage sale, can we lock him in the basement and take turns having sexy times with him??? Me first!!!!
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I'm a go stick my coffee table in the microwave.
It will look just like that thing in the first picture, and I'll have saved $292,950.
What a dim witted douche he is!
If form follows function where does fugly fit in?
This shit is beyond ugly. You'd think with brad being into architecture he would know something about style. What a waste of money! Why do people purchase things that are soooo unnecessary?
That shit is fuckin ugly and Brad is really fuckin lame. I am SO SICK of hearing about EVERYTHING this disgusting couple does. Too much information, who gives a shit if they like over priced, fugly furniture?!?
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
That shit is to look at, not use....although I am having trouble even looking at it!
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Two of the chairs, the lamp with two unfortunate children on it, the marble double changing table........obviously she put the dullard in charge of furnishing the twins' nursery.
All she told him was "Don't go to Petit Tresor - they tell everything to the tabloids that we don't read."
Ah, just another reason for me to hate Brangelina even more. And I didn't think that was possible.
I hate Brad Pitt. Always have. Always will.
Obviously, crappy is the new black.
Bless his heart. That shit is fugly.
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This shit is so gay, and not in a good way.
I kind of like the macabre cottage cheese textured chair.
...and the fact that all of these pieces could be used as weapons. Brad and Angie won't need guns in the house with all of that painful looking shit around.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
He has horrible taste!
It reminds me of that episode of Ab Fab when Edina goes into the store and says I want to buy some art and they ask her what kind and she says ART! And she comes home with these ugly, sh*tty pieces that she spent a fortune on.
He needs to take a few art history classes and learn what real art is. The lines in the table are nice but it's just akward looking. And he has children! The last two pieces remind me of Beetlejuice.
That stuff is like what a schisty art dealer would sell some uneducated sap who walked into a gallery.
I really hope he's not the decorator of that new hotel. This really brings into question his whole architect experience.
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Submitted by KatieS on June 4, 2008 - 9:25pm.
Hate on Anniston all you want, she was RIGHT ON when she said that she could not wait to buy comfortable furniture when they got divorced!
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I absolutely agree! I was gonna say the same thing myself but figured no one wanted to hear about Jen on a Brad thread. I'm sure that is the one regret she doesn't have .... being able to sit on a soft couch! I'm sure during one of their heated arguments she probably said " and take your fucked up furniture with you !!"
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So much for Aniston being a high maintenance bitch and Brad being the cool twink in the relationship. Now we know who had the stick up his ass.
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Brad is my favorite actor. He is seeking someone online now. I saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m""""" last week. What kind of relationship is he looking for on that site?
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Submitted by KatieS on June 4, 2008 - 9:25pm.
Hate on Anniston all you want, she was RIGHT ON when she said that she could not wait to buy comfortable furniture when they got divorced!
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I absolutely agree! I was gonna say the same thing myself but figured no one wanted to hear about Jen on a Brad thread. I'm sure that is the one regret she doesn't have .... being able to sit on a soft couch! I'm sure during one of their heated arguments she probably said " and take your fucked up furniture with you !!"
Submitted by First Swamp Cas... on June 4, 2008 - 10:11pm.
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islandgirl, you crack me up. In a good way. night.
Expensive crap.
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The only thing that is remotely cool is that marble table. That I would have loved to seen up close, but I can even fathom what the hell it would cost to ship. Stupid me! It's Brangelina! Now Shiloh can knock out her teeth and get 300 stitches by running into that table.
The other stuff? Like my momma said, "Some people's taste is all in their mouth".
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@TV, then you will positively love my home makeover by Ocean Movers...LOL
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Brad has crappy taste! Angie threw out a lamp he bought, in the shape of a moose and a telephone shaped like a crab. Someone told him it was all the rage in London. He falls for everything!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Hey this is Alana Currie's big chance - her dead animal stuffed armchairs look positively yummy and inviting next to the petroleum products pictured. She needs to move on this.
Hate on Anniston all you want, she was RIGHT ON when she said that she could not wait to buy comfortable furniture when they got divorced!
Let's face it, Brad's just an ordinary man - you NEVER put the husband in charge of decor. Please.
Interesting art pieces. I know Brad is quite in interested in art and if this story is true anyone will tell you that art is a great investment. It truly is.
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I don't want to be a miserable person who smiles. I really want to be happy when I smile.
I've finally found a market for my recliners upholstered with thumbtacks and pillows stuffed with glass shards.
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Okay, that lamp sucks. Horrible depiction of the Tenth Circle of Hell...which I think is probably Brad's life now.
Submitted by Bones on June 4, 2008 - 7:03pm.
That man's taste is all in his mouth. This furniture is as disturbing as it is ugly. Who wants to sit in a chair that looks like it came from hell? Just say no to brimstone.
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Now that's funny!
omg... you know what this stuff looks like? those russian (or polish?) art projects that became playground objects! someone got some of pieces before they were subjected to the elements. not that 20 russian winters and 2000 kiddies could harm that awful black piece with the 3 figures...
to whoever said the pieces reflect how brad's feeling.. I think they do, too. he will probably be sorry he bought these things after he realizes how they look (artistically). I really think he was just trying to get some cool stuff.
As I have gotten older, the costs of toys seems to have risen...LOL!
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That man's taste is all in his mouth. This furniture is as disturbing as it is ugly. Who wants to sit in a chair that looks like it came from hell? Just say no to brimstone.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 4, 2008 - 8:58pm.
@IG, for 25k, we are talking dinner, a peck on the cheek, and a hardy fucking every night for a year... 8-)
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Actually, I'd do it for the price of a mani/pedi. But that's just me. :)
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@IG, for 25k, we are talking dinner, a peck on the cheek, and a hardy fucking every night for a year... 8-)
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I am afraid to admit that the marble table is growing on me. And I love antiques, not contempory furniture...
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I can't stop looking at that heinous furniture. So, if you sit in the chair, do you get an ass exfoliation? For 25 grand, I would at least expect dinner.
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Bottom two pics: Furniture from the ruins of Pompeii? What the fuck is this shit!?! It would hurt to sit on that fucking chair.
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tomorrow we might have a thread about large, expensive items flying out the windows of maison brangelina. it will be called, "angelina asks 'how did this crap get in my house?'" (brad will feign ignorance. he'll be safe. angelina says she doesn't read tabloids.)
or she may love every bit of it and owning it might make them both very happy. there is really no telling.
Entertainment people don't get paid for the acting - they get paid based on the money their acting brings in from all of the people who pay THEIR money to go see the crap they act in.
Unfortunately, those of us who do valuable jobs such as teachers, nurses, etc. don't generate that kind of return for our bosses.
Even during the Depression, movies made money. We apparently are always willing to spend our money on entertainment.
holy SHIT! the lamp looks JUST LIKE that fucked up peice of furniture in beetlejuice that turns into a chair....anyone???
haha, I just love the title of this "Brad Pitt Bought A Bunch Of Ugly Shit"
but really, who the fuck besides him would pay that much for that shit?
That lamp is creepy. It looks like the adult is crushing the skull and twisting the arm of those two "children". If I were a Paddox, I'd be freaked out when I looked at that thing. Daddy's pent up anger is manifesting all over the house - in this menacing furniture!