Wednesday, June 4th 2008

How Rude!

At first, I thought this was Jamie Lynn on the cover of People magazine. Still would've made sense. No, it's little Stephanie Tanner! She's dropped the meth pipe and picked up the baby bottle. Whoever wrote that cover line deserves a hand job and a can of Country Club malt liquor.

Source: Cover Awards

Posted by: Michael K


Ooops! Forgot to tell you thank you! Thank You!

-sera-

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Long story, but ...uh..ok. Let me shorten it down..lost a baby. Named her Sera. Short for Seraphim..cause shes our angel. :-)

-sera-

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Submitted by OneLiner on June 4, 2008 - 3:17pm.
So now getting off drugs makes you some kind of heroe? ITS A CHOICE when it comes to doing drugs!....

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*sigh*

in the throwes of addiction the addict does not have a choice to use. they are already addicted, and they must use to get through the day.

It IS a big accomplishment to get clean.
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Sera, is that your real name, or are you a die-hard fan of "Leaving Las Vegas"?

pretty name......

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OneLiner's picture

So now getting off drugs makes you some kind of heroe? ITS A CHOICE when it comes to doing drugs!....what about the people who have been strong enough to never do drugs in the first place.....where's their cover?

She looks really good. Hopefully, she stays clean and makes that baby her entire world.

-sera-

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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 4, 2008 - 1:03pm.
considering her "career" ended ten years ago, she really must have done the boot moves and pulled up her sock slots to get a People cover.
bet her black tax is current too.
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rotton_egg: True, hopefully she's pulled her life completely together, has a huge support system and makes that baby her #1 priority.

Hey, can someone explain to me why anyone would use meth? It makes you look like Fergie and Britney -- a face only a mother could love, rotten teeth, zitty skin...

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M.E.

Oh, ok. How long has it been since she quit meth?. Well, I still hope this baby is well taken care of. Babies don't deserve a shitty life.

Missy:

Hahahahaha!!!! "FROM HEROIN JUNKIE TO MOTHER OF BASTARD BROOD". Damn!. But you're right. Give credit where credit is due.

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zoomay, we all now the answer to that.

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M.E.'s picture

Didn't the "feathered" look go out like 20 years ago????

urgh! People should at least have the decency not to call a combover sexy.

zomay's picture

People mag sux. Who buys this shit?

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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 12:03pm.
pfft! I know tons of bitches that went from meth addict to mom. Big whoop
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*jumping up and down with tin foil hat and fuscia dress, waving arms madly*

Falcor's picture

Im happy for her, meth is a hellofa drug...you never fully recover from it, one slip up and your right back to a full blown addiction. She grew up to be really beautiful, she was quite ugly on full house and I hope she can stay sobber for her kiddies!

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parissucksliterally's picture

DeeDee, what happened to your slide avie? All healed and on to Gerry?

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considering her "career" ended ten years ago, she really must have done the boot moves and pulled up her sock slots to get a People cover.
bet her black tax is current too.
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"

pfft! I know tons of bitches that went from meth addict to mom. Big whoop.

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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch

"Clay Aiken: Why he's becoming a dad!"

Because men who get it in the butt from other men cannot get pregnant. So this is his only chance of reproducing.

And as for the baby, she's a cutie -- and only slightly heavier than MK Olsen.

justice's picture

MK, either you wrote that title.. or they are spying on your shit!

--thanks awfully--

DeeDee's picture

Finally, I needed to see another Full House brat in mom jeans. Thank you People. I wonder how much People paid her?

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hmmmm

*Smile Bitches*

parissucksliterally's picture

oh, jeez....
Jodie Sweetin gets a People cover? Like anyone cares about her?
I'll bet this issue sells 10 copies- because of her family members buying....

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KD's picture

Great, now Dr. Phil and Company are going to start prescribing Babies to drug addicts.

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Submitted by CarmenElectrical on June 4, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Now that's a magazine to save for the little one

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hahahahahaa!! fo sho!!!

ROTTEN: I KNOW! HOW RUDE!! Angie Jo's cover should have totally read "FROM HEROIN JUNKIE TO MOTHER OF BASTARD BROOD"

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LoLo's picture

wuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
full house cracks out some major douche bags man!

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

M.E.'s picture

Depending on how long she's been clean before conceiving, there should be no side effects of her drug use on her child.

loric's picture

If I learned one thing this week, it's that if People Magazine prints it, it must be true. I'm much more interested in finding out more about the George/Mannequin split.

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God be with you, dumbass.

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Well, it's the truth. But they should've done the same for Angelina Jolie. "From drug addict, brother-kissing, blood vial wearing, knife collector and overall douche to orphan collecting, blob breeder, globe trotter mom". The same can be said for many more.

Anyway, I hope this meth baby ends up well taken care of. But I wonder where her scabs and bruises are. Isn't meth a very nasty drug?.

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CarmenElectrical's picture

Now that's a magazine to save for the little one

weenielover's picture

such an accomplishment. not like women have been birth'n babies for thousands of years. who the fuck cares?

M.E.'s picture

Isn't twit Spears due soon too?

M.E.'s picture

Yes people! One can get off the meth a live completely normal, PRODUCTIVE lives!

SpoiledGlamGirl's picture

Now she needs to address her hairdo situation

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missy's picture

BEST COVER THIS WEEK!!!

what the fuck is up with that hand
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