Wednesday, June 4th 2008
How Rude!
At first, I thought this was Jamie Lynn on the cover of People magazine. Still would've made sense. No, it's little Stephanie Tanner! She's dropped the meth pipe and picked up the baby bottle. Whoever wrote that cover line deserves a hand job and a can of Country Club malt liquor.
Source: Cover Awards
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So off topic, I got these Dove candies, dark chocolate with almonds, and inside the foil wrappers are little messages, the one I just opened said "write a real letter not just an email".
Why dont' they get real and put like "check your tampon supply".
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
M.E.:
she posted on the Beth Ditto thread....for realz...lol
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
Speaking of people terrified of getting fat. Whatever happened to Kaiserin?
Stephanie Tanner's best moment ever:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wKzmhRYmCto
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Por favor, mantenganse allejado de las puertas.
*deleted for being an asshole*
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 2:12pm.
I am dieting and sometimes I think if I ever see another fucking salad I am gonna scream. You just solved my problems.
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Me, too. I just keep telling myself, "I do love salad I do love salad, baby carrots are better than nachos!!"
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
viva if you can just find some spores, growing that shit is super easy. Its way easier than growing pot and lower maintenance. Theres instructions all over the net on how to do it.
I'm a big fan of the DIY method =)
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Submitted by LookUpYourEx on June 4, 2008 - 2:23pm.
KnobGoblin on June 4, 2008 - 4:08pm.
I think drugs and the people who take them are pathetic.
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No more pathetic than people who are addicted to exercise and/or who fear getting fat.
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(in my best Kelso voice) OOOOH BURN!
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
*pops xanax* this thread is awesome. And dont knock excercise, sometimes its the best way to get over 36-hour long bender.
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Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 3:19pm.
thanks for the heads up Tonic. Now I just need to find a good connect in sketchy ass Vegas
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If you want some shrooms...go to a house off LVB and Carey...I could get more specific, but...you know! Im not a drugie, but I seem to always know how to find it!
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
bradi this is quite true, but they know my little ass isn't a high roller. Buying drugs was much easier in dc.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
KnobGoblin on June 4, 2008 - 4:08pm.
I think drugs and the people who take them are pathetic.
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No more pathetic than people who are addicted to exercise and/or who fear getting fat.
Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 5:19pm.
Someone who went to LV said Hotel concierge people and employees know all the hook ups, you know for the high rollers and what not.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 4, 2008 - 3:12pm.
Submitted by OneLiner on June 4, 2008 - 1:17pm.
what about the people who have been strong enough to never do drugs in the first place.....where's their cover?
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The term "drugs" is relative to whatever country youre living in. Weed...an illegal drug here, not so in Amsterdam. The birth control Yaz, legal here....not so in Iran! Oxicotin, legal if perscribed...not legal if taken any other way. If youre going to use the general term "drugs" then if youve ever taken an asprin...youd better start worrying. I say if it makes you feel good and it dosent have control over your life...do it.
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Bradiful, that was a great comment!
hahahahahhahahahahha
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
ok, one more.. BB YOU TELL EM BITCH!! ♥♥
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Having a kid with that huge loser of a dad doesn't mean she's out of the woods. Look at Xtina for someone who's having trouble with parenthood.
ooooh cthehoff you made me blush woman!
drugs r bad. mmmmmkay?
Im outta here sluts.. you guys rocked my world today♥♥
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thanks for the heads up Tonic. Now I just need to find a good connect in sketchy ass Vegas.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Yeah i dont think it takes strength to not try something, it most likely fear of your granmaw or lack of imagination.
im kidding some what
Oh and pssssssst every person in the entertainment industry smokes the reefer.
When bitches in hollycrapland say they are straight edge or sober, they mean they just smoke herbs.
Thats what Charlie Sheen told me any way.
Emilio confirmed via hand written letter and Denis Hopper rolled it up and we smoked it with Carol Burnett.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
KnobGoblin on June 4, 2008 - 4:08pm.
I think drugs and the people who take them are pathetic.
- Really? How validating for you and your judgmental comment.
Remember that next time you refill your prescriptions from your therapist and out enjoying some cocktails.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Viva la Lohan, if you do the salad thing make sure to DRENCH that shit in dressing, cuz they are super bitter.
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Submitted by KnobGoblin on June 4, 2008 - 2:08pm.
I think drugs and the people who take them are pathetic.
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and you have the right to have your opinion.
I guess we are all just a bunch of pathetic people here.
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
missy
xoxoxoxoxo
if you had a dick, the hoff would fuck the shit outta you!!!!
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Ahhh. I kinda miss my grad school days. I majored in pot and minored in painkillers. Mmm, Lortab.
Though one time I made brownies and didn't know what the hell I was doing. I didn't blend up the weed; just sprinkled it straight into the brownie mix. Dumbass. Anyway I ate two and was OK for an hour, and then began tripping like mad. I got super paranoid, thinking if I feel asleep I'd go into a coma. I almost called 911 on myself. Called a friend instead and he was like "you'll be ayite, just go to sleep" and I'm like "NO." Nine hours later I finally conked out. Woke up fine but was sooo sluggish the next day.
I don't do any of it anymore; I'm all married and stuff now and need steady emplerment.
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 4, 2008 - 4:13pm.
C YOU HOT SLUT YOU!
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"Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 4, 2008 - 3:09pm.
- O.M.G. I think i love you more than before.
They make me fall down laughing. We used to put some in our pot and smoke it up."
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I've tried smoking them but lately they don't do much for me. I'm thinking either I've built up a tolerance or the last batch of spores we generated were weak.
knobgoblin, we all have our vices. lol.
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Submitted by OneLiner on June 4, 2008 - 1:17pm.
what about the people who have been strong enough to never do drugs in the first place.....where's their cover?
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those people dont want to do drugs. got nothin to do with strength.
if you took some lsd these things would become more apparent to you.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Do you want to know why I don't do drugs, honesly?. The pictures of what drugs can do to you scare me, specially if they fry your brains or mess with how you look. It would suck if I look like a bag lady at 30 as the result of meth, for example. I know not everyone ends up like that, but I've known people who look so busted now after doing coke. Sigh.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
I was coming down from shrooms when the original episode of "The Contest" was on Seinfeld......I almost peed my pants laughing.
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"I plan to win an Oscar. I’m very ambitious."
-Heidi Montag
yes
I had this one dude who would get ROCK HARD and stay up till the sun came up.. ahh, good times.
we broke up because he wanted to get serious and I just wanted to ride his pony, and he knew it and got pissed. hahahha
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"
Submitted by KnobGoblin on June 4, 2008 - 10:08pm.
I think drugs and the people who take them are pathetic.
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I used to think that way, and then I got to to know the Dlisted sluts!!
They make me wonder what I'm missing out on sometimes! ;0)
@M.E. - you're welcome!
~*~"Me and my husband rarely get a few mommy, daddy nights out" ~ Xtina to E! on May 31st
"I eat and eat and eat and I never get any thinner" ~ Homer Simpson~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 4, 2008 - 4:04pm.
Here's one for you crackheads. I had a really bullshit job when I was in college, so I used to take shrooms - like a half baggie worth - and sprinkle that shit all over my salad and bring it in to work. They didnt do much but it took the edge off and all the office bitches could never figure out why I was so damn cheerful all the time. =D
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Awesome!
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Submitted by OneLiner on June 4, 2008 - 1:17pm.
what about the people who have been strong enough to never do drugs in the first place.....where's their cover?
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Please, a magazine whose headline is "People Who Have Never Done Drugs" wouldn't sell more than 150 copies.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Submitted by tonicbitch on June 4, 2008 - 2:04pm.
Here's one for you crackheads. I had a really bullshit job when I was in college, so I used to take shrooms - like a half baggie worth - and sprinkle that shit all over my salad and bring it in to work. They didnt do much but it took the edge off and all the office bitches could never figure out why I was so damn cheerful all the time. =D
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BEST.IDEA.EVER. I am dieting and sometimes I think if I ever see another fucking salad I am gonna scream. You just solved my problems.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by KnobGoblin on June 4, 2008 - 4:08pm.
I think drugs and the people who take them are pathetic.
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thanks for the judgement doll-face
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a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Hoff - usually whiskey dick = too drunk to get it up. But there are some exceptions to the rule when whiskey dick = everlasting hard on.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 4:07pm.
and EYES WIDE SHUT was playing. That is when my hatred for Tom Cruise began.
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HAHAHHA!! perfect
he was annoying as hell in that movie
Im a gonna take acid this VERY WEEKEND!!! Cant wait :)
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tonicbitch on June 4, 2008 - 5:04pm.
Here's one for you crackheads. I had a really bullshit job when I was in college, so I used to take shrooms - like a half baggie worth - and sprinkle that shit all over my salad and bring it in to work. They didnt do much but it took the edge off and all the office bitches could never figure out why I was so damn cheerful all the time. =D
- O.M.G. I think i love you more than before.
They make me fall down laughing. We used to put some in our pot and smoke it up.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by christine the hoff on June 4, 2008 - 4:05pm.
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Oh yeah whiskey dick. "Longer lasting and 30% more raunchy"!
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
I think drugs and the people who take them are pathetic.
dawnie: oh em gee you just described the first time I did shrooms! at my college they left all the buildings open and just locked the actual classes, so we just wandered around our classes, put a hockey mask and funny clothes on the statue of George Mason (I went to GMU) and then went to the dollar theater on campus and EYES WIDE SHUT was playing. That is when my hatred for Tom Cruise began. I also watched the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre opening night, midnight showing, front row the first time I did acid. It was awesome. And I thought that not being able to come issue was just me with the E.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Thanks DAE! ♥♥♥
M.E. on June 4, 2008 - 5:04pm.
No candy flips here, just MX Missiles. Shroomies and X.
I was the most entertained giggly freak on the planet.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
@M.E.:
We used to call taking acid and ex together "Trolling" for tripping/rolling.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by M.E. on June 4, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Falcor - LMAO! Yes, attempting to go grocery shopping while stoned was a BAD idea. Kept thinking "everyone knows I'm stoned" while not being able to make it past the "free food" binds in the produce isle.
Lets just say I left empty handed.
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LMAO! Fo Sho, gotta keep a stash of goodies around if youre gonna smoke some of that gushy!
OnT:I used to know this guy and everytime I hung around him, hed try to get me to do acid. Thing is....his eyes were stuck to the left as a result of all the acid he did. Since I like having control over my eyes, I always told him no.
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Whiskey dick? Is that like a party foul?
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BONG A LONG A DING DONG BITCHES!
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!
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M.E.
"LMAO! Yes, attempting to go grocery shopping while stoned was a BAD idea. Kept thinking "everyone knows I'm stoned" while not being able to make it past the "free food" binds in the produce isle."
That's why I couldn't stop giggling. I thought everyone knew I was high and I somehow found it hilarious.
I don't know if that thing was "laced", but I think it was because the second time I smoked pot I just felt my throat dry and heart stompin' hard. That's it. I'm not interested in trying any more of them, tho. I have enough with my chain-smoking habit.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
oh God I hate when it's hard to come!
I just hate that shit.
the guy, on the other hand, bring on the whiskey dick, I got zero problem with whiskey dick!
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"you're rich! your pictures have brushstrokes and your statues have wieners!"