Wednesday, June 4th 2008
How Rude!
At first, I thought this was Jamie Lynn on the cover of People magazine. Still would've made sense. No, it's little Stephanie Tanner! She's dropped the meth pipe and picked up the baby bottle. Whoever wrote that cover line deserves a hand job and a can of Country Club malt liquor.
Source: Cover Awards
SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE MY SISTER. Holy shit, through our whole lives everyone used to stop my sister and say she looks like 'Stephanie Tanner' lol. 15 something years later she still does.
That is a REALLY CUTE baby and I wish Jodie lots of health and happiness.
"Stay Far From Timid, Only Make Moves When Your Hearts In It and Live The Phrase Skys The Limit" - C.W. Aka The Notorious B.I.G. (R.I.P.)
omg you guys, that's totes harlow...
she obvs traded nicole for a handful of vicodin and stamos' number
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butchy posturing just bugs me... like, if i saw jodie foster kick a baby bird on the sidewalk, i'd give her a curb smiley then chop off her hands and sell them to rojo caliente
Cute mom and adorable babe. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site "W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" last month. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site?
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That's ok
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 9:36pm.
Ha!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
That baby is almost as cute as James Haven!
Congrats, Stephanie!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
TV if I was I would never be here, or anywhere else, for that matter, but at home. My fat ass would be like a pig in shit swimming in that chocolate river!
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Are you dating Willy Wonka?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
I never watched this show and the baby is kind of not cute.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
*snort*...i'm laughing that this is tagged under "meth faces"...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
That baby is destined to join Sadie Sandler in the Ugly Baby Society.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
"Bitch! They are lying to your fraudulent ass!"
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 4, 2008 - 5:00pm.
ARrrgghhh. OK. Spill it wench. Give me example of what you eat in a day. I can live without carbs...ok..I DO love 'taters...but meat and cheese are my weakness.
In my younger days I weighed 105-112. Now at 140 and hating myself. I am no spring chicken but still. At 5'4" and little bones I look and feel horrid.
Gimme some inspiration.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
that's not the chick who used to play Amber on Bold And the Beautiful??
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yeah, I said it! what?
DawnieDawnDawn on June 4, 2008 - 6:25pm.
I got a Hershey's hot chocolate maker for XMas and made my coffee drinks in there too, I used it every single time and damn, good stuff.
I also would make the Hershey's Dark Hot Chocolate too.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I thought that was Dana Plato reincarnated for a second.
@Bradi:
OMFG! That is the SHIT! I used to put it in my coffee! GAH. *wipes drool from corners of mouf*
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
@DDD next time I am around a wide angle i will see if I can get them all together for a family photo to send to you. That way you will never be blue and wish for them back...LOL
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No comment!
Hershey's also makes a dark Chocolate syrup.
That's healthy, right?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 3:21pm.
GROUP HUG!!!!
Like we here at Dlisted like to say
"What are fake friends for?"
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
@Deb:
S'Alright. You can have them. I worked hard for about a year to gain them, but they are better off without me! Every happiness to my pounds and your ass!
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
I have learned so very much today, ladies, and I thank you. So I just need to pick up some fat free syrup (and whipped cream while I'm at it) and go find a dealer to get me some shrooms for my salad and I will be that much closer to my goal.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
@DDD, hey there, you know that 30 lbs you lost? I do not want you worrying your pretty, little head about them any longer. I found them. They are safely attached to my ass AND they brought some of their little cousins with them just for company.
We are all going for Ice Cream later.
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No comment!
The poor had to have a drug habit just to survive twenty-some seasons of that awful sitcom.
Mr. Bear was actually her mule, by the by.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 3:16pm.
especially when you have a bf who thinks chocolate syrup is an essential ingredient to sexy times.
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[covering my ears] "I can't hear you! I can't hear you."
I'm blushing.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
@Viva:
They make sugar-free chocolate syrup! *wink*
Trust.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Congrats Dawnie, that is quite an accomplishment. The shit is hard and if I had been a little more focused I would have hit my 30lbs goal a long time ago but it is soooooo hard, especially when you have a bf who thinks chocolate syrup is an essential ingredient to sexy times.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Interestingly, some people have thoughts in their heads which extend beyond the sculpting and perfection of their own mortal casings. Did you know there are actually people that dedicate themselves to solving some of the world's greatest problems and they have never been to a gym?
Losers, that's what they are. It is so much more edifying to have a six pack than to cure AIDS.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by KnobGoblin on June 4, 2008 - 6:03pm.
Can you say - dumbass? Get informed.
ouch! That was a real zinger.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 4, 2008 - 3:00pm.
Word! I just passed 30 lbs. and feel amazing! I run everyday and quit eating carbs. I haven't looked this good since college!
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WOW 30 pounds?!?! That's fantastic. You are awesome
[damn bitch is always trying to one up me]
Good for you doll, you inspire me
[thinks she's better than me]
I'll bet you look HWAT
[next thing ya know she'll be running marathons...pffft]
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
File This Story Under: Who Gives A Flying Monkey's Ass.
The lazy are always jealous when they see someone with dedication and determination.
The relaxed are never jealous when they see someone with obsessive/compulsive disorder.
Back to the gym for you. It looks like you've put on a couple of ounces. And no dinner either.
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OMG! I'll get right on that!
Can you say - dumbass? Get informed.
The lazy are always jealous when they see someone with dedication and determination.
The relaxed are never jealous when they see someone with obsessive/compulsive disorder.
Back to the gym for you. It looks like you've put on a couple of ounces. And no dinner either.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Mrs. K - I know, it's awful, huh? Keep strong, love. I got 13lbs and counting gone just eating right and riding my bike. It is totally worth it.
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Word! I just passed 30 lbs. and feel amazing! I run everyday and quit eating carbs. I haven't looked this good since college!
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
My most favorite way to be is rigid, judgemental, and pretentious. I wake up in the morning and chant those three words until I am good and douchey and then unleash my venom upon the world. No thanks are necessary.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
No more pathetic than people who are addicted to exercise and/or who fear getting fat.
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LOL - have youy ever seen a bodybuilder in the offseason? Guess not. The lazy are always jealous when they see someone with dedication and determination.
Now go smoke some more grass.
P-A-T-H-E-T-I-C
Submitted by KnobGoblin on June 4, 2008 - 5:38pm.
I think drugs and the people who take them are pathetic.
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Thanks for your judgmental words. Make sure you keep those words in mind when you take an aspirin, tylenol or cold medication. Those are also drugs.
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God be with you, dumbass.
God, then AND now, the Olsens have always looked like little trolls.
Submitted by LookUpYourEx on June 4, 2008 - 2:23pm.
No more pathetic than people who are addicted to exercise and/or who fear getting fat.
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Damn, my mom had that fear of fatness thing. She would point at a really fat person and say to me (this was when I was about 10) "If I ever get that fat, shoot me."
I used to look at her like "Whatchutalkin' about Willis? Where the hell am I going to get a gun?"
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Congrats Mrs. K! It is tough but today, day two of "my cycle" and I got asked if I had lost weight. I wanted to do a David Lee Roth high kick of joy because I feel about as big as a house.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Her baby is adorable!
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
Leave her alone. i care about Britney. It seems Britney is seeking true love online now. I saw her milllionaire dating site ------"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m**** last week. Good luck to her search..?′ˉ`?-><-?′ˉ`?..?′ˉ`?-><-?′ˉ`?..?′ˉ`?->.?′ˉ`?-><-?′
That's ok
Good one, LookUp...
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Mrs. K - I know, it's awful, huh? Keep strong, love. I got 13lbs and counting gone just eating right and riding my bike. It is totally worth it.
Congrats, doll.
I just started three weeks ago, I am doing it slowly. 5 pounds so far. I feel good, I feel tough, I feel strong, I feel ready.
Yup, I'll be down to a size 18 in no time!
Then I go bikini shopping!
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Salads are my favorite food, for reals *ducks tomatoes* It's the only thing I ever order when I go to restaurants, save the late night drunk hunger cravings.
Although I do have a weakness for chocolate and ice cream. I looooooooovve hot fudge sundaes with lots and lots of whipped cream.
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A worthy cause: http://dogsindanger.com/ or http://hua.org/
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 4, 2008 - 2:31pm.
Why dont' they get real and put like "check your tampon supply".
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Amen to THAT, sistah!
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
I love how they have "Clay Aiken: why he's becoming a Dad!" like just because he is a big closet gay he's not allowed or something. Too good.
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on June 4, 2008 - 3:29pm.
thank you falcor for proving once again who you really are. Kisses.
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Oooh. Taco flavored kiss-es!
I was just tryin to give you the hook up, sweetie.
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Some dance to remember. Some dance to forget.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 4, 2008 - 1:30pm.
M.E.:
she posted on the Beth Ditto thread....for realz...lol
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Why doesn't that surprise me.
Mrs. K - I know, it's awful, huh? Keep strong, love. I got 13lbs and counting gone just eating right and riding my bike. It is totally worth it.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
I miss kaiserin's elaborate rants.
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-"Fuck you all!! Fuckety Fuck Fuckers! You are not wOrthy opponents! I AM NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH!" - LOVE ANGELINA.
All the cooks think I'm crazy at my work, but when I order the nacho's, I get them without chips, EZ on the cheese, lots of meat and the sour and guac on the side.