Wednesday, June 4th 2008
Would You Hit It?
It's Jason Mraz and HELL YES I'd hit that. We can rub our twig bodies together in hopes of starting a fire. A Rojo Caliente fire! She would pop out of one of our asses and shout, "It's Rojo Caliente time!" I wish.
Jason posted this picture of himself on his MySpace along with boring shit about jet lag and his vegan diet. Shut up and strip!
VIA Towleroad
Thanks David
OMGG!! i wanna eat him!!
Nah, I wouldn't.
I like beefy men like Daniel Craig, he needs a good rogering with my 12 inch strap-on. It's my Licence To Thrill, Mr Bond.
Oh,I saw his more photos on millionaire&celeb dating site ---"AffluentBachelors.com ----" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
Buy his new album We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things..he is amazing..the new album is amazing.. He is a lyrical genius in my opinion, hugely underrated. ..and no...I am not getting paid for this lol.!
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
He looks like the bastard love child of Casey Affleck and Hugh Grant. Bet Michael K wouldn't mind that sandwich (as long as Hugh wasn't doing one of his stammering roles...)
I'm 5'3" so he is perfect kissin' height...
I absolutely love Jason. I've bought all of his albums, and his music's amazing. He's one of the few people that I'll actually buy, rather than download. (Robin Thicke's the other one)
I just bought is last album and it came with behind the scenes footage of his travels around Europe. I just loved his accent and the sound of his voice. Such a down to earth, humble guy.
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Cindy McCain...the Crypt Keeper meets Nazi Barbie
he's got a lean swimmers body which has it's place in society, but he needs some more meat on those bones...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
His nipples are oddly disproportionate. He needs to meet Heather Mills.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
I'll pass. I like his song "I'm Yours", but I heard that he can be a huge douche, and I'm not down with that.
I'd let him be a geek in my pink! Fuck he's a sexy cunt! hubba hubba!
Agree he's sexy; all 5 foot 9 of him.
didn't know who this guy was either. his myspace didn't offer much in way of a bio, but i favorited that youtube healthy eating vid he had up. upon further googling the only thing that sticks out, is that he may possibly be a trust fund baby or either extremely ambitious as he has opened for the rolling stones (legends!). the rest of the acts he's said to have opened for, were pretty commercial & didn't tell me much. would i hit it? dunno, prob not, if he's an arrogant douchebag. however, i like vegetarians, vegans, eh, not as much.
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I went to my happy place when I saw this pic yesterday. I would let him put it ANYWHERE... anytime, any place.
He can work on his upper body as I ride the rest of him til he passes out.
Does a Chicken have a pecker? OF COURSE I'D HIT IT!!!!
www.myspace.com/raul_rules
Who the hell is that guy??
I have to say I liked "Remedy."
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
As long as he didn't threaten to send me home with complimentary copies of his so-called "music" (or peep a note of that bland, weenie-shrinking pap during the festivities), hell YES I'd hit that! And I would call him by his last name the whole time because that's a hell of a name to scream out in the heat of passion. I'd feel like cousin Jerri from "Facts of Life", totally. "oh MRAZ....MRRRAAZZZZ...MUUUHHHRRAAZZZZZZ!!!" Let's face facts: I'ze moist.
MK, sweetie, I think there would be a mile-long queue to rub bodies - twig or not - with Jason. What a fucking HOTTIE! Wow!
Gimmegimmegimme....
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
ERASER HEAD!!!!!!
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
A few extra pounds would be nice.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
This is how folks from Mechanicsville, Virginia answer the door. Trust me. These are my people.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
"Bitch! They are lying to your fraudulent ass!"
Submitted by forever.now on June 4, 2008 - 1:43pm.
take these delicious fresh brownies
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thanks doll ♥
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
to mrs. kravitz...
omg about your guest... take these delicious fresh brownies. your need is greater than mine.
Hhhmmmm.....nope.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 4, 2008 - 1:14pm.
Aunt Flo does make you especially acerbic and funny as HELL, though, so I can't hate on her too much!
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Oh, I get it. My pain is your pleasure.
Nice, real nice
*grumble grumble grumble*
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
No one has mentioned his wall-eyed-ness.
@Mrs. K:
I can hear the mah johngg tiles clacking now! I'll bring the Maneschevitz.
Aunt Flo does make you especially acerbic and funny as HELL, though, so I can't hate on her too much!
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 4, 2008 - 1:06pm.
Hey Mrs. K, you PMSing bitch on wheels!
What's up?
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What's up is that I do not have PMS!!!!! I am entertaining Auntie Flo for the second time in two weeks!!!!!!!
I told her I was converting the guest room into a sewing/mah jongg room but she insisted on coming back anyway.
THAT BITCH!!!!!!!
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 4, 2008 - 12:30pm.
Sorry Mrs. K, I meant the adorable dog...but I don't remember how to spell his name. I typed it kinda phonetically... 8-)
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hahahahahah, his name is Minch.
And Mensch is yiddish for honorable, decent person, like "My daughter's boyfriend is such a mensch. We love him!"
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Hey Mrs. K, you PMSing bitch on wheels!
What's up?
ONT: No. Too douchey.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Naaaahh ... u bitches can have him. In the biblical sense of the word have. He looks full of himself. I mean, if he were really considerate and thoughtful he woulda answered the door bare ass.
YUCK! Scott Peterson - that murdering fucking asshole!
LOL I know Mrs. K. I think of all my angsty teenage bullshit (that I experienced into my 20s) and cringe when I compare it to real life troubles.
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And let that bitch know I already suck cock for a living, but the pay sucks, so I have to do this website to make ends meet! - MK to Bradiful Bitch
Did he open his hotel room like that?
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I am a DJ and I've got believers.
I love his sexy vegan body. I just hate that they despise carnivores. But damn this is a sexy pic... lucky bitch whoever took it.
As for all the Patrick Bateman comments, yes, he did eat some of the brains of one of the girls that he killed. But that was the only instance of cannibalism in the book.
Sorry Mrs. K, I meant the adorable dog...but I don't remember how to spell his name. I typed it kinda phonetically... 8-)
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No comment!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 4, 2008 - 3:19pm.
Submitted by LoLo on June 4, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Mrs. K..... all i can say is that pms make your comments EXTRA HILARIOUS!
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It ain't PMS. It's "Auntie Flo came to visit twice this month and I that was even after I told her repeatedly to never come back" syndrome.
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OH for realz? This reminds me of one of my favorite pregnancy scares!
I was so scared i must have sent that whore flo a telepathic mesage to visit me twice.
Damn woman, id be blue too.
BIG HUGS!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Submitted by zomay on June 4, 2008 - 12:24pm.
Better question would be does Pudge have a single, younger, hot, brother that needs to go shopping for non-dork shoes? Call me if yes.
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LOL ♥
He does have two younger brothers. Both are married and not hot.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Better question would be does Pudge have a single, younger, hot, brother that needs to go shopping for non-dork shoes? Call me if yes.
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Submitted by zomay on June 4, 2008 - 12:21pm.
Does Pudge own a boat? Thats a really good start.
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I see where you are going with this....what would Scott Peterson do?
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
Seth Meyers!!!!!! THANK YOU! I've been trying to place this guy all day!!!!
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It's like Disneyland
Does Pudge own a boat? Thats a really good start.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 4, 2008 - 12:17pm.
@Mrs K, step away from the Mensch...
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You mean the Manischewitz? Eh, it's all gone.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
seth meyers is actually kind of buff in real life. i was pleasantly suprised. let's just say that he was hotter in person. at asscat2000. ucb, bitches!
He went out for his weekly gallon of Wild Turkey and just never came back...that's the word on the street.
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It's like Disneyland
Submitted by LoLo on June 4, 2008 - 12:17pm.
Mrs. K..... all i can say is that pms make your comments EXTRA HILARIOUS!
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It ain't PMS. It's "Auntie Flo came to visit twice this month and I that was even after I told her repeatedly to never come back" syndrome.
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“Why do some girls dress like boys?” I replied loudly, “Because of my huge balls.”
@Mrs K, step away from the Mensch...
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No comment!
ewwwww i bet this is what seth myers looks like in my bikini bottoms.
Mrs. K..... all i can say is that pms make your comments EXTRA HILARIOUS!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.