Wednesday, June 4th 2008
Pane In The Ass
An innocent mooning in the Netherlands ended with a 21-year-old Dutch dude being sent to the hospital. Police said that the dude and a friend were skipping down the street with their pants pulled down. I'm assuming they were wasted. One of the dudes pressed his ass against the window of a restaurant. The window broke leaving his ass cut up and bloody. The police man said there were "deep wounds to his derriere." Derriere!
Bloody with deep wounds? That's my ass after a busy Saturday night.
Thanks Shy
i definately want this guy in my front yard! bottoms up!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
hahah! sounds like the window was trying to tear this idiot a new asshole....
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
Sounds like the people who come into the ER having "accidentally fallen" on a long object in their rectum. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
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The world is full of little people like you
They have to read a book to learn what to do
Makes me proud to be dutch.
I think the restaurant should file a warranty claim with the glass masters. That's one shitty window they've installed.
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Jayde Nicole - Sexy Canadian Babe, Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008
Sap-a-licious*
MK...hope your hole heals ok. on monday when the bruising sets in, does it look like sharon stones water baloon puss? just asking
HAHAHA! Sick... just sick. But, hilarious (no pun intended).
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
Funny pic. I will post this pic on the forum of millionairedating site ***W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m" hopefully more ppl there enjoy it.
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"An innocent mooning"? hahahaha. That's what I say. You used to be able to moon with impunity; now it's a sex crime.
MK, you are the goofiest, funniest bastard alive.
I adore you.
"I've got hampers of ironing to do and my diet pill is wearin' off."
Oh my fucking god that so happened to this fat ass bullying prick that I went to Jr High with. He was staying at some dude's house and he sees these girls through the window of the house next door and he mooned them. His ass broke the window and they had to call an ambulance! What's more hilarious is his last name was Mondragon and I'm guessing that people in that crappy little town still call him "moondragon"
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
How do you skip with your pants down without tripping over your fool self and curbing your own teeth out?
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
OK, so he pressed his ass against the window and the window broke? Apprently, they don't have tempered glass in the Netherlands.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Madam S.,
Re: Cheeks on glass = Duly noted!
B.B.,
Re: Cassettes = BRILLIANT!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
I'm not sure what to make of this non celeb related story! hehe
*Smile Bitches*
ohhh-kay
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 4, 2008 - 8:58am.
I've had mushroom tea, but not in Asterdam.
We did eat cheese while we were there, however.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
The poor people in the restaurant who's meals were ruined for having to watch an ass get severed.
That. Is. Hilarious. Betcha he'll be standing for a good while now...lol
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Mrs.Kravitz on June 4, 2008 - 11:55am.
Pudge and I were in Amsterdam and got wrecked out of our minds.
- Did you try mushroom tea while you were there?
My ex best friend's sister married a dude from there, he used to take apart cassette tapes and put little bricks of the ganja in there and send them to us.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
People are morons.
Pudge and I were in Amsterdam and got wrecked out of our minds.
We eventually found our way back to the hotel, which was right around the corner from the "coffee shop." We watched an episode of Columbo, which as I recall was the weirdest TV show I had ever seen in my entire TV watching career. [The murder victim was living with his ex-wife, his current wife AND his current girlfriend. Bastard.]
Then we had mind blowing sex.
True story.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Good thing he didn't have Cisco Adler balls or his derriere wouldn't have been the only thing cut up...
On the radio they said the restaurant owner agreed not to press charges as the boys promised to pay to replace the window, and he thought it was funny as hell.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
duh!
A bitch CAN skip down the street with his pants down (at least until the police arrive), but a bitch is better served keeping his ass off of giant panes of glass. Some people just don't know when to stop.
Amen to that PSL!
P.S. that whole ordeal just sounds like another Saturday night on the iron range in northern MN.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I just do NOT understand people....this is why I prefer DOGS.
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
When the moon hits your pie...
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
What, a bitch can't skip down the street with their pants pulled down?? Fuck that!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
and thanks, MK, for that visual of ur butt after a busy saturday night. lunch is ruined :(
That's what he gets for mooning people while they eat. I would be grossed out and lose my appetite.