Katie Holmes: Expert Phoney-Sniffer
Tommy Girl's Stepford creation is making her Broadway debut this fall in "All My Sons" and the show's producer, Eric Falkenstein, talked to Cindy Adams about her many skills.
He said, "Katie's not a celebrity type. She's done brilliant work in films like Pieces of April and The Ice Storm. When she signed on, she came here to a bare rehearsal room for a read- through. She didn't ask for anything. She was just sweet and deferential."
Not a celebrity type? Methinks Eric has had a sip of the barley water.
He went on to say that Katie is "a natural sweetheart who can sniff out phonies ... Katie basically has that exact moral fiber of her character in the play."
Tommy Girl's natural phoney scent is masked by the strong odors of dried sperm, poppers, Travolta's hair glue and Thierry Mugler's Alien Perfume. This is why Katie has yet to "sniff" out him out. Seriously, the only bitch that has been sniffing something is Eric Falkenstein.
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she's pretty much a non event. ordinarily pretty, with very ordinary acting abilities. tom's more of a study -
why does he choose women who are about 6 inches taller than him? he looks like a little dwarf when he's beside them. he's got such a huge ego, you'd think he'd get petite little things, to make him feel (and look) the big man.
i thought tom was supposed to be sterile. what's with the kid?....suri. poor kid!
anybody who consorts with posh beckham must be bent in the head department. she's got a permanent snob expression - she sure has deep issues.
these people are obviously not the intelligensia of the country, and not particularly gifted. how, in hell's name, did they make all that money? it's obscene!
OMG! She is so hot.Look her eyesight!um, I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ---
-"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
It's not really acting if she's playing herself now is it?
I don't care what that fool says, Katie Holmes is the worse actress. She can only play that same midwest sweetheart and that's it. When she tries to do anything else she looks like a fool.
Plus she has a bad personality. Ever seen her on talk shows? When she was on Graham Norton she looked like a prude. It was like she was shocked by everything on the show. And that was one of his less crude days. Wasn't she a Catholic school girl?
Katie is a "sniffer"! It's an odd habit and James Haven is glad someone else has finally spoken up! When you enter her home, she sniffs you!
James Haven went to a pool party at Sir Tommy's. Katie walks over and she starts sniffing James Haven in areas you don't want to know!
James Haven asked Angie: "Why is she always sniffin' people, it's annoying?!" and Angie replied: "Shut up, James Haven and eat your wiener. It's something she does, and as her guests, we must ignore it!"
Ignore it? Nothing doing. Moments later as James Haven was enjoying a fruity cocktail, over walks Katie...... sniffin'! As soon as she got around to James Haven, James Haven pinched Katie's nose and dragged her behind a tree.
James Haven told Katie that sniffing people was rude and she should be ashamed of herself! Katie broke down and told James Haven that she does it to relieve stress. She claims that living with Sir Tommy has led her to some perculiar habits that she is ashamed of and promises to stop. James Haven let her go, about an hour later he saw Katie sniffing Russell Crowe. Russell has been known to skip a shower or two so the laugh was on Katie when she fell to her knees after that whiff!
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"When she signed on, she came here to a bare rehearsal room for a read- through. She didn't ask for anything."
Of course she didn't "ask for anything". Tom had already bought the part for her. What was there to ask for?
Even if Tom hadn't bought the role for her, she's hardly in a position to "ask for anything". She's a bad actress who probably got most of her work while on her back. When you don't have talent, you don't ask for anything. She's pathetic.
Man, she seems to be getting taller or Tommy is getting shorter. Pretty soon he will be sticking his big ole nose in her belly button... Hmm... He will probably turn her around and stick it in her butt where he prefers... LOL!
Submitted by madam s. on June 4, 2008 - 9:52am.
The fact that the producer even hired Katie, who is a terrible actress, proves that he's been hitting the barley water hard. And/or suffering death threats from the Scientologists.
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I dunno, I liked Dawsons creek and shes alot better than say.....Lohan, who gets much more recognition than Katie as an actress even though shes...just...horrible.
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This whole thing makes no sense.
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This shit will bomb just like all these other fucking stupid broadway shows. I hope this bitch gets boooooooooooooooooooooooooooed off stage so she will just go away with THAT FUCKING LAME ASS OLD LADY HAIRCUT....CUNT YOU ARE LIKE 25!!!
Of course Katie was "sweet and deferential". She was probably well trained at those indoctrination seminars. I think her best acting is actually how to act deferential considering how much taller she is than "he who owns the tapes".
"...She's done brilliant work in films like Pieces of April and The Ice Storm."
What? Pfft. I'd hardly characterize either of those performances, one of which was merely a bit part, as brilliant. I probably would have tossed out Go or even Thankyou for Smoking before I mentioned The Ice Storm, for fuck's sake. Let's face it, she's cute, but an average actress who hasn't really done much.
"She didn't ask for anything. She was just sweet and deferential."
Ummmm, isn't that just what she's been trained to do? There's only one diva in the Cruise household. The one with lifts in his shoes.
When her Broadway debut follows her movie career into the toilet Katie, since her sense of smell is so highly refined, can get a job with the Homeland Security sniffing the armpits of airline travellers to check if they are terrorists.
She always looks like she's about to vomit
Mrs.Kravitz!
Funny Bones! Great call! I own that one! You can't go wrong with Lewis and Platt on the same screen!!!
Guess what i'm watching tonight!
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"a natural sweetheart who can sniff out phonies ..."
Ha! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha!
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The Gift was an okay movie, but honestly I was more more interested in Cate Blanchett as a frumpy seer than by the polished-looking Katie. She made a good corpse, though.
Since Katie appears buck naked in that movie, I wonder if Tommygirl will frantically try to buy up all the copies out there, or at stop its production on DVD.
Submitted by Clarisse on June 4, 2008 - 9:07am.
Mrs. K,
Pieces of April was all Oliver Platt for me
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Funny Bones (1995)
Rent it.
One of my all time top ten favorites
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
I liked her in the The Gift and Go...I know they are both really old but there you are.
It's odd really, I utterly detest TC I honestly think I would spit at him if I ever saw him just as a reflex reaction and I really hate spitting..however I just can't hate on Katie. I know she sold her soul/womb/child to the devil but there is something about her that makes me think that she is paying and knows that she'll be paying forever. Sad really, if only she'd had just a little more self respect!!
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I say, better to let her get her hands dirty in theater than having to see her on the big screen again any time soon. The longer time she's away, the better. They trashed her recently on celebrityprayerlist.com
Submitted by madam s. on June 4, 2008 - 11:52am.
The fact that the producer even hired Katie, who is a terrible actress, proves that he's been hitting the barley water hard. And/or suffering death threats from the Scientologists.
Maybe an offer he can't refuse?
I wonder how much money it took? Tommygirl is loaded.
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Yeah, PSILY was not so bad...but you can't go wrong w/Gerard Butler and Jeffrey Dean Morgan!!!
If it hadn't had Stank in it, i might have fainted out of delight!
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Submitted by Gry on June 4, 2008 - 11:58am.
Her movie career has been pretty unremarkable and she's usually upstaged by better actresses. I still think that awful show she was on was one of the most overwrought and embarrassing young adult dramas ever broadcast.
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Mrs. K,
Pieces of April was all Oliver Platt for me, but i may have to watch it again now!
*runs to netflix for The Station Agent*
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on June 4, 2008 - 9:05am.
The Station Agent.
Word.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
@Mrs.Kravtiz, Pieces Of April was the 2nd time I saw Patricia Clarkson in anything. The 1st thing was High Art. Up until then I never heard of her. She is brilliant at what she does.
She cannot sniff out Tom as a phony, cause he actually believes his own bullshit. Those are the most dangerous of people, just look at George Bush.
The movie with her and Benjamin Bratt was uber craptastic.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on June 4, 2008 - 8:48am.
Pieces Of April was a good film but that was because of Patricia Clarkson and the cast of crazies in the apt.
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PLEASE. Patricia Clarkson could sit on a toilet and fart and I'd think she was brill.
I lurve her.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Her movie career has been pretty unremarkable and she's usually upstaged by better actresses. I still think that awful show she was on was one of the most overwrought and embarrassing young adult dramas ever broadcast.
Oh God am I glad I found this site! You guys are so funny. I almost pissed myself laughing at some of your comments. (Well, the pissing part isn't so hot -- I don't want to turn into Fergie -- but the laughing part is....)
If she's not the celebrity type and can sniff out a phony (L, don't make me do it, LOL), why did she marry HIM ?!?
Surely this is a joke? Katie Holmes has all the moral fiber of a baked potato. This is a woman who had no qualms selling her soul (and renting out her womb) in exchange for fame and fortune. Also, she sucks as an actress.
I love how Pieces of April and The Ice Storm are constantly referenced when people try to compliment Kate Cooze on her acting "skills." The Ice Storm came out in 1997 (yes, over 10 years ago), and her role was relatively small, easy, and dull (Christina Ricci was much better). Pieces of April was good, but it's still old (2003). What has she done recently? Nothing. Her IMDB listing is pathetic. Mad Money, Batman Begins, First Daughter, Dawson's Creek, lol. Too bad Tom didn't Nicole Kidmanize her career like he promised. :(
The fact that the producer even hired Katie, who is a terrible actress, proves that he's been hitting the barley water hard. And/or suffering death threats from the Scientologists.
Clarisse - isn't he dreamy. He makes my chocha tingle with glee. And I was pleasantly suprised with P.S. I Love You.
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katie holmes used to remind me of this OTHER trashy girl i went high school with (alot of trash at my school obv.) and i used to friggen hate her ass so i would tell her she looked like katie holmes but since her robo-makeover katie is kinda fly and i used to tell trashy girl #2 she looked like her as an insult, and now im sure she thinks shes some hot piece of alien ass. jeez, i always fuck myself i have to start telling people they look like someone that could never be pretty so this doesnt happen again....harvey?
Pieces Of April was a good film but that was because of Patricia Clarkson and the cast of crazies in the apt. building who lent April their ovens to cook her turkey... ie Sean Hayes.
Holmes didn't really seem the rebellious art chick at odds with dying mother. She seemed more like Joey Potter with wild colored hair trying to come off as free spirited oddball. And boy did she fail.
Just as I have done with Revolta and Cooze, I plan to boycott any performance (film or live) with any $cienos in lead roles. I may be one person and it may not make much of a difference in the grand scheme of things, but I feel better. That and the theater clean-up crew doesn't have to mop up my vomit. Everybody wins!
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She rarely smiles anymore, probably has very little to smile about. Most Stepford Wives have their faces frozen for the duration of their enslavement.
Your face!
I'll admit I liked her in "peices of april" and "the gift", but I wouldn't go so far as to call her a brilliant actress.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
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You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
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Ok, I havne't seen, the Ice Storm or Pieces of April, but I'd never say that Katies acting skills are stellar.
"Katie's not a celebrity type. She's done brilliant work in films like Pieces of April and The Ice Storm."
Now see, those two sentences have absolutely nothing in common. News flash: you can be a "celebrity type" and still do brilliant work.
"When she signed on, she came here to a bare rehearsal room for a read- through. She didn't ask for anything."
Of course not, silly! When she sees a bare room and papers, she's immediately thinks, "Audit! Must not ask for anything, or I'll be penalized with another week on the basement. Tom hates it when I interrupt his 'dress-up time' with John!"
Tell me, did she sign the script in blood?
"She was just sweet and deferential."
See above.
Mrs.Kravitz on June 4, 2008 - 11:36am.
When I think about you I sniff myself.
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Man, I want to go watch the ice storm again... I love the atmosphere of that film. Its comforting and unsettling all at once.
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