Wednesday, June 4th 2008
How Many Security Dudes Does It Take To Get A Drunk Skank Home?
I've already commented on Lily Allen's decapitated Bambi dress, but here's her drunk ass being carried out of the Glamour Awards last night. She covered her face with her new award which could also double as a Voss water bottle. This is exactly why I hardly feel sorry for these celeb whores! They have an easy life.
We've all been in that position, but the difference is that we have to get home by ourselves. I would've impaled my drunk ass on that face.
Lily has already blogged about her drunkenness. She wrote, "Kids , drink responsibly or you'll end up looking like this , not pretty !" She's talking about the dress and the Brit Brit hair.
Here's Lily from last night and also some pics of her trying to sober up this morning.
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How does anything pertaining to this bucket qualify as 'glamorous'? The world these days ...
-- A kick in the rear is a step forward.
I don't exactly follow anything this girl does, but I thought she made a big ordeal about quitting drinking? I guess she's off the wagon.
Submitted by gyeah on June 4, 2008 - 8:02am.
Bitch lost the plot. She's like "if i hide my face i'll be invisible". And she's shaping like Rosie O'donell, thick and lesbotronic.
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In college, I was carried home once while wearing a skirt and thigh-highs.....trying to cover my ass, and my face, AND hold on to the guy carrying me was quite a challenge....
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
Talentless lush.
I once got so shitfaced drunk twenty blocks from my apartment in Chicago that I puked on the street, passed out next to a trash can and got picked up by a taxi driver that wasn't even on the clock. Not pretty indeed; at least Lily Allen has the luxury of being carried out!
They serve jello shots and Jager at Glamour awards?
Well none of this looks very glamorous to me.
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
She is famous for what reason again?!? Being a drunk blabbermouth?
Seriously, I only know of this twatface because of this site.
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God be with you, dumbass.
Bitch lost the plot. She's like "if i hide my face i'll be invisible". And she's shaping like Rosie O'donell, thick and lesbotronic.
No cooch shots? That's a let down. Paparazzi ain't what they used to be :D
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Jayde Nicole - Sexy Canadian Babe, Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008
Sure, we've all been there and done that but we weren't publicly accepting a GLAMOUR award at the time.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
All i can say is atleast she owned up to being waaaay too drunk. Still...i think the girl has some major problems. It just isnt normal to wear decapitated bambi dresses....unless you're Brit Brit. Now THAT would be awesome....
Lily PLEASE give that dress to Shitney!!! She'll promise not to get too many cheeto stains on it!! K thanks!
Bambi's little soul came back and bitch slapped her with copious amounts of booze...or rather Jagermeister (let's pretend that myth is true). Ha.
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Don't take life too seriously, you'll NEVER get out of it alive.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on June 4, 2008 - 10:54am.
I wish they'd dropped her on her fucking ass right on top of the points of that fence.
What a dumb broad she is.
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Oh, all Suicide Girls' style? Cool. :)
Lily is a mess, that's for sure.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
You know, in the last Lily Allen item, I said she should answer her true calling and become an embittered hausfrau. I'm changing my mind. I think she should move to America's midwest and become a full-time smalltown fag hag. Looking at the pics of her doing the walk of shame in that flannel shirt and her My Little Phony pink hairdo, it just screams "we did shots at the Wagonwheel and then Michael hooked up with someone and left me there without a ride home". Even though my mind has changed about Lily's true vocation, I *still* think she is a PIG!!!!
Why do we even care about this skank?
She should be shot, then stabbed for that hair alone!
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Enough of this skank!!! She looks like Perez Hilton, which is not surprising since he is primarily responsible for her being famous here in the States.
Question: How many people in North America can actually name one of her songs?
At least Wino has some talent.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
I wish they'd dropped her on her fucking ass right on top of the points of that fence.
What a dumb broad she is.
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I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
whatev's. been there. done that.
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"This is so bad it's gone past good and back to bad again."
Ok, she's 22....Lord knows I was shitfaced plenty when I was 22....but I didn't have paps following me.
Though I am not really sure why they follow Lily....
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
damn. Bitch got shitfaced
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Oh Karma, how do i love thee, let me count the ways!!!
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