Wednesday, June 4th 2008
How Many Security Dudes Does It Take To Get A Drunk Skank Home?
I've already commented on Lily Allen's decapitated Bambi dress, but here's her drunk ass being carried out of the Glamour Awards last night. She covered her face with her new award which could also double as a Voss water bottle. This is exactly why I hardly feel sorry for these celeb whores! They have an easy life.
We've all been in that position, but the difference is that we have to get home by ourselves. I would've impaled my drunk ass on that face.
Lily has already blogged about her drunkenness. She wrote, "Kids , drink responsibly or you'll end up looking like this , not pretty !" She's talking about the dress and the Brit Brit hair.
Here's Lily from last night and also some pics of her trying to sober up this morning.
Wenn
That's pretty fucking bad.
I like the bitch in 5th pic with the cigarette in her mouth backwards. Look before you light! Wait, is that Wino?
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"GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME A SAMMIE YOU DICK DRIP!" ~LoLo
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Paging Jamie Spears....
Lily is definitely a big love-to-hate figure for me. I love to hate her so much, I'm starting to actually love her.
I actually thought the dead bambi dress was kind of cool, but if she were going to wear a pink wig, it should've been a lighter shade of pink, because the dark pink was too much like Britney. Oh wait, that's not a wig! It looks like she actually dyed her blonde hair pink. Rut-roh.
And the moral of the story is never take Lily Allen to any awards show of any kind.
Well that's the youth of today.
Looks like everyone was jacked up- check out the 5th picture and see the lady getting ready to smoke BUT SMOKING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE CIGERATTE. :)
Submitted by missy on June 4, 2008 - 11:40am.
Submitted by dustbunny on June 4, 2008 - 10:36am.
Oh! how embarrassing. For me it was always more embarrassing to accidently get crocked while dressed to the nines.
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YES! I was at an AWARDS show at the Apollo and got WASTED to the point that I fell in the aisle, thereby splitting my back-slit pencil skirt UP TO MY ASS. Of course I was wearing a thong, and my lil white ass was hanging out for the whole theater to see. And the houselights were on. Awesome.
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Being completely shit faced is so much easier when your in jeans/tshirt/sneakers! If I think hard on it, I have a few stories to tell. Nothing says class like trying to pee in the parking lot next to the car while in a skirt and heels. lol!
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Who knew piano legs could hold up a drink on their own?
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She is just a hottie.. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is datiing an old billionaire on that site now?
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Those guys are totally feeling her up while passing her 'round like a sack o taters.!!!!
"Submitted by Jan on June 4, 2008 - 11:45am.
What is up with the random hand on the boob (in the car picture)? LOL!!"
That's payment for having to carry her heavy ass around.
Wow, where the hell did this mess come from? Jeez...I read about this at celebrityprayerlist.com and they were not kidding...
Chris Eccleston... on June 4, 2008 - 12:13pm.
I like the Jager.
OMG! I was a bartendar and even I wouldn't drink most of that shit.
Over exposure therapy, if you survive it, works I guess.
At least you'll never forget that BDay!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
It was a bunch of cocktail shots. I only did about 4 shots of tequila. I can't do Jaeger though. I can't recover if I take a shot of that shit.
I remember I did one of everything at one bar.
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TimTams Rule!
Chris Eccleston... on June 4, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Good gravy, forgive me but I'm surprised you didn't wind in the hospital.
Shots of what exactly?
I know I can't touch, smell tequila straight anymore, Magaritas still work though.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
The most shitfaced I ever got was doing 35 shots on my 27 birthday. I passed out at a bar and woke up in a pool of my own vomit. My "friends" left me there after I puked. Nice, huh? Some really nice leprechaun helped me down the stairs. Maybe he was an Irish teacher. I got outside and lost my cute sandals I had bought a few months earlier in Thailand. I haven't done a shot or gone back to that bar since.
I had a hangover for two days. I wanted to fucking die.
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TimTams Rule!
psl - dude, it was BAD!!! That was one of SEVERAL mortifying things I did that night.
I havent gotten that drunk since :(
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
The fireman's lift is definitely superior to the cradle hold. Easier to hold your dress down and if you puke it goes down his back, as opposed to all over the front of you. All though hauling over her that fence could be a problem with the fireman's hold..you'd have to kind of toss her like they do in those log-throwing competitions; hmmm *googling log-tossing*
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J'aime ton dos quand tu dors sur le ventre
J'aime ton ventre quand tu dors sur le dos
J'apprécie aussi ceci côté-ci
Mais remontre-moi cela côté-là
What is up with the random hand on the boob (in the car picture)? LOL!!
Sap-a-licious*
i wanna party with this mess. shes just like this trashy chick i was friends with in High school. lookin a hot mess and getting too drunk to stand and basically making a fool of herself. Me loves it!
except the bitch from HS is just sad and lame now and lilly allen is sad and lame and rich and famous
FUCK every bitch i called a friend...michael K and suri are the only friends i need
i quit this bitch
OMG missy! EEEEK!
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
Submitted by dustbunny on June 4, 2008 - 10:36am.
Oh! how embarrassing. For me it was always more embarrassing to accidently get crocked while dressed to the nines.
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YES! I was at an AWARDS show at the Apollo and got WASTED to the point that I fell in the aisle, thereby splitting my back-slit pencil skirt UP TO MY ASS. Of course I was wearing a thong, and my lil white ass was hanging out for the whole theater to see. And the houselights were on. Awesome.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by MJF on June 4, 2008 - 8:39am.
Is it wrong that what I find most offensive about all those pictures is those hideous turquoise shoes?
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NO! Those shoes are sad, sick and wrong.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Is it wrong that what I find most offensive about all those pictures is those hideous turquoise shoes?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
There is all sorts of irony going on in that picture...Lily Allen, wearing a decapitated bambi dress, with pink hair, holding an award by "GLAMOUR", being escorted off the premises.
love it.
Oh! how embarrassing. For me it was always more embarrassing to accidently get crocked while dressed to the nines.
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Secondly, why are they trying to hand her over the fence. Just go out the front door for crying out loud. If you are going to be this drunk, own up to it.
I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
What a barnyard animal. I haven't been able to get wood since I saw her topless pictures which included her hairy/cellulite beer-belly.
Is she famous for anything besides drunken fox-paws?
I don't even remember 22, I think I did a lot of pills at that age. Anyway, she's WASTED and even worse she's wearing that retarded ass dress. At least I was wearing something cool whenever I got that wasted...I mean, I hope I was. She gained all that weight back too...what a surprise...
Your face!
Ok, she's 22....Lord knows I was shitfaced plenty when I was 22
I don't think that being young is any excuse. None of the 22 year olds I know spend their vacation time topless, knowing cameras were around, while wearing a transparent dress shows the goods, then as a finale, wears a tasteless dress, and gets so shitfaced she is carried out. That is just in 2 weeks time.
If she were my daughter I would pull her hair out then kick her ass up one side and down the other.
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I'm tired of this asinine bullshit.
Submitted by NovaNightly on June 4, 2008 - 8:20am.
we all have our gulity pleasures...I actually like a Fall Out Boy song! I'm humiliated, but I like it!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
So, wasn't she like this before she got preggers, and now that she lost the baby she's back at it?
Why are we surprised?
Submitted by Manimal5 on June 4, 2008 - 8:17am.
And check out the girl lighting the cig backwards.
hahahahaha. I'm guessing she was with Lily all night. Why don't they open the friggin gate instead?
haha look at the chick in the 5th pic.. her cigarette... haha
okay its not THAT funny but im bored :(
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 4, 2008 - 8:19am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on June 4, 2008 - 8:18am.
I actually LIKE her music....thank you. Pffft ;P
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good thing this site is anonymous....eh?
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I know...i dont want to be lynched!! lol
Well thank gwad she wasn't wearing anything to make her stand out.
Honey the only sobering up remedy, not going out side except for coffee and greezy, nasty food.
Memories of drunken adventures......
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Submitted by NovaNightly on June 4, 2008 - 8:18am.
I actually LIKE her music....thank you. Pffft ;P
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good thing to be anonymous....eh?
hehehehhe
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
She only got a deal cos her father was famous in the uk for Lord knows what. She's a proper chav, so this behaviour is expected.
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I hold up a peace sign, but I carry a gun (Common)
I actually LIKE her music....thank you. Pffft ;P
Still...she's a drunken lush. Reminds me of Xtina.
Those guys in the 5th pic. Were they trying to help or trying to grab her ass?
And check out the girl lighting the cig backwards.
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I bought a bottle of Voss a week ago. Meh. Seven dollars for a bottle of carbonated water. Cool bottle though. You would spend the same amount or more on a flower vase the same size, so I call it a win. :)
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TimTams Rule!
ubmitted by parissucksliterally on June 4, 2008 - 11:07am.
Submitted by gyeah on June 4, 2008 - 8:02am.
Bitch lost the plot. She's like "if i hide my face i'll be invisible". And she's shaping like Rosie O'donell, thick and lesbotronic.
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In college, I was carried home once while wearing a skirt and thigh-highs.....trying to cover my ass, and my face, AND hold on to the guy carrying me was quite a challenge....
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Ahh....college. One time my friends took me home in a grocery cart. Of course, I fell out, but good times! At least we were all walking and not driving! Not that I've not done that before... or after. I'm a pretty good girl, though. Talk your manfriend into driving! lol
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Submitted by loric on June 4, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 4, 2008 - 11:40am.
Submitted by loric on June 4, 2008 - 4:03pm.
She is famous for what reason again?!? Being a drunk blabbermouth?
Seriously, I only know of this twatface because of this site.
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You mean you've not the the, pleasure of hering her "sing"?
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No, and I think I'll keep hearing her "singing" voice a mystery. If she sings as good as she looks, then I don't want to risk losing my hearing.
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Good call. This bitch is so bad, she makes Unfitney sound like a angel!
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Submitted by forever.now on June 4, 2008 - 4:10pm.
have people really never heard any of her songs? I have seen the videos on tv.
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The people who have escaped not hearing that disgusting pig sing are the lucky ones.
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on June 4, 2008 - 11:40am.
Submitted by loric on June 4, 2008 - 4:03pm.
She is famous for what reason again?!? Being a drunk blabbermouth?
Seriously, I only know of this twatface because of this site.
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You mean you've not the the, pleasure of hering her "sing"?
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No, and I think I'll keep hearing her "singing" voice a mystery. If she sings as good as she looks, then I don't want to risk losing my hearing.
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God be with you, dumbass.
I know the song "Smile"....that was enough for me.
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
have people really never heard any of her songs? I have seen the videos on tv.
I love that she's got screaming pink hair and a decapitated Bambi dress and she's HIDING HER FACE. "Maybe if I conceal my bloated punim, the paparazzi won't know it's me!" WTF??? For the love of all that's holy, run through the streets in your panties! Have your pic taken at Wendy's with some homeless dude touching your boobie. Did we learn NOTHING from Courtney Love???
what is this bitch famous for?
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Submitted by loric on June 4, 2008 - 4:03pm.
She is famous for what reason again?!? Being a drunk blabbermouth?
Seriously, I only know of this twatface because of this site.
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You mean you've not the the, pleasure of hering her "sing"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZyTOROlo9E
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
You KNOW those bigs guys just want to drop her skank ass on her head.
Those guys deserve hazard pay.