Wednesday, June 4th 2008
Morning Wood
Chace Crawford's cock bottle sucking skills are not impressive - Mollygood
Agent Scully is knocked up - I'm Not Obsessed
Fishsticks Paltrow may "force" her scrawny ass to have another baby - Celebitchy
Even AC Slater couldn't save Broadway's "A Chorus Line" - SOW
Baby pandas!!! - Popbytes
Steve-O has been sober for 85 days. Yeah, me too - ICYDK
Richard Hatch takes his tax case to the Supreme Court. Hopefully, he'll keep his clothes on - Towleroad
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When I first glanced at that pic I thought it was Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. Ha!
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Congrats Gillian!!!! :DDDDD
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site """""W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
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Hey PSL. Yes you're right. Either way if he wants to keep a girl or a guy, he needs to practice his "downstairs" skills.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Yep, that boy has CSL (CockSuckingLips)
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
From now on, every time I see Chace (or, for that matter, a bottle of Budweiser) I'll have this image in my mind.
That bottle has no idea where Chace's mouth has been.
congrats to gillian. wow, david duchovny didn't age as well as his co-star.
Hi DeeDee!
Hey, just because a guy is gay, doesn't mean he's good in the sack!
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
Is it possible for Gwynnie to be MORE pretentious?
How does she fit that swelled head through her front door?
The baby Pandas on Popbytes are sooo cute. Urge to cuddle them!
We should send this picture to Tommygirl. Ten to one he gets gooey-eyed and slips a hand down his pants.
Based on this pic, there is no way Chance is gay. Maybe he is newly bicurious and hasn't had enough salchicha sucking experience.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
"Fishsticks Paltrow may "force" her scrawny ass to have another baby"
- "force"? MK's been reading some comments.
Chace Crawford totally swallows.
Agent Scully didn't have to force a thing, see.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Does anyone really care about Fishticks-besides herself? She is so full of herself-she truly disgusts me.
Mario Lopez reminds me of Andrew Cunanan (sp)-the man that killed Versace.
Chace. What can I already say that hasn't been said?
Baby pandas-awww!
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God be with you, dumbass.
Hey, at least it isn't the pic of Chace shoving the beer bottle up his ass....that one went to the Enquirer.
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
Fishsticks rivals Wonky in obnoxiousness. She bothers the hell out of me.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 4, 2008 - 10:55am.
I think a lot of women who compete in Beauty Pageants aren't all that pretty....but Chace is pretty, so I'll assume his sis is too...
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His sister was consistently "First Runner Up" in the Crawford family beauty pageant.
Chace even won the swimsuit competition.
The event pictured above is from the talent competition.
Where's the pic where Chace spun the bottle around and deep throated the other end?
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Seriously, what "straight" man deep throats a beer bottle for a photograph???
Um...yeah...that's what i thought!
I think a lot of women who compete in Beauty Pageants aren't all that pretty....but Chace is pretty, so I'll assume his sis is too...
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
Submitted by Sheeps on June 4, 2008 - 10:50am.
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on June 4, 2008 - 7:45am.
He is Texan, huh? I saw on Wiki that his sis is Miss Missouri USA. Must be good fambly genes.
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Girls who can't compete in Texas beauty contests have to go a "square state" where they have better chances of winning.
Gurrrls, apparently, either go to WeHo or the Upper East Side.
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on June 4, 2008 - 7:45am.
He is Texan, huh? I saw on Wiki that his sis is Miss Missouri USA. Must be good fambly genes.
Deep throating a beer?!?
doofus!
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yeah, I said it! what?
Submitted by Sheeps on June 4, 2008 - 10:39am.
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on June 4, 2008 - 7:37am.
hahaha. So he's in training?
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Actually, he looks quite skilled.
He forgot the lip gloss... and as a native Texan, he should be doing that to a bottle of Shiner Bock, but we'll forgive him.
What is so interesting about this cardboard-faced pretty boy? Absolutely nothing... and yeah, he should learn how to suck down a beer properly...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
The beer bottle is certainly an upgrade from JC Chasez.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Real gays drink Corona.
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on June 4, 2008 - 7:37am.
hahaha. So he's in training?
Submitted by Sheeps on June 4, 2008 - 10:29am.
To stereotype, don't real gheys drink Stella or Amstel (when they even drink beer at all)?
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Good point, but he had to start somewhere.
He couldn't do that to his Cosmo glass.
But, give him time.
Meanwhile, shouldn't he be practicing "safe bottle?"
Chace is ready for gay porn.
Aww the baby pandas! I want one. LOL
What straight man lets somone take a pic of him sucking on a beer bottle neck like that? And don't blame it on the booze! He likes weiners
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Submitted by baby520 on June 4, 2008 - 10:27am.
She looks so pretty and large sexy.
Well we got a stupid ass baby spamming now eh?
Get that ciggie out your mouth you dumb ass baby!
Illmake your dumb baby ass eat your large sexy diaper dookie bitch!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
God! Where else besides D-listed can you get pics of an obese bi-sexual AND baby pandas???
Bless you MK!!!!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Chace is soooo ghey.....
Gwyneth, I liked your Vogue interview, now you should shut up.
A Chorus Line is so friggin 70's, no wonder no one cared about seeing it again..it was on Broadway for about 20 years, gone for 5, and then back again....
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
To stereotype, don't real gheys drink Stella or Amstel (when they even drink beer at all)?
She looks so pretty and large sexy. ♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥~♥ She is my favor. I saw her new sexy privacy pho0tos in site ‘’W e a l t h y L o v I n g . c o m ’’. So wonder. She is always dating young billionaire on that site.
I thought that pic was of Demi and Asston!!
haw haw haw!
ALSO i now wish to live my life playing with BAYBEE PANDERS!
dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww cute fuckers!
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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.
Chase looks more like one of those electronic singing Billy Bass fish toys than any kind of viable homoerotic wank fantasy candidate. It's too bad The Sopranos isn't on anymore, he could do a cameo during a Coney Island dream sequence.
Those baby panda pics are too cute!
OK, Chace... when you're finished with that...