Wednesday, June 4th 2008

Latarian Milton's New Homeboy


Hood rat stuff! Dr. Phil recently featured Wendy and her 10-year-old son Noah. Ever since her young daughter passed away from cancer, Noah has been out of control. He has even called CPS and told them she was abusing him.

In the clip above, Noah slaps his mommy in the face. The woman must be on a 10-minute delay because it's like she doesn't realize that he slapped her in the face! I would've pulled some Matrix shit on his ass. Why didn't he save the slap for Dr. Phil?! Slapping your mom is not right. Slapping Dr. Phil is right. Please, teach your children this.

Noah and Latarian Milton should exchange business cards, so they can go and do "hood rat stuff" together.

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EastEndGirl's picture

Sheeps,
Tears of the Giraffe. I freaking love that series.

O/T...my mom used wooden spoons on our buts. My sis did once throw a plate of food at mom, and dad gave her the belt. Never happened again.

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Squash Posh's picture

You can tell when he's lying. The 'shifty-eyes' give it away every time.

PantyChrist's picture

Can you imagine the sheer unbridled douchery our society is in for when this generation of brat cloaca reaches so-called "maturity"? You think we've got it bad NOW with Brit-Brit and Nick Hogan and all those little twatwaddles? Oh, just wait. It's going to be like a zombie movie out there...only these little snots are going to have entitlement issues that make zombies look like freakin UNICEF. What am I talking about? I don't know anymore. Beat your children.

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Submitted by jussayin: "I would have slapped the tittie fat off this child so quick, folk would be begging me for my new slap diet!!"

That is too funny.

Squash Posh's picture

Serious question: Why is spanking bad now?

Today it is considered child abuse..I guess (I don't have children). But my mom spanked me and my brother. I didn't live my life in fear...nor did I hate my mom. The exact opposite in fact. I didn't feel abused either. So I don't get it. The only consquenence it had was me not getting in trouble and behaving like I was told.

PSL: My dream sequence is to be next in line after you when the kid in front of Clarisse did that and his dad said something about it!

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Submitted by Little miss on June 4, 2008 - 9:38am.
Bad parents deserve bad children.

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yeah but those bad children grow up to be assholes that you and I have to deal with every day!!

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 4, 2008 - 10:27am

Lemme guess... Wal-Mart? All the brats are there.
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Submitted by QueenCharisma on June 4, 2008 - 10:32am.
He better be lucky I'm not his mother because that's one little bastard that would be left on the side of the road. He's a sociopath through and through and she needs to have him put away ASAP - it's just going to get worse as he gets older.

He might not be, If this all just happened after his sister died from Cancer, this is an environmental factor, and therapy might save him. Latarien, I'm not so sure. Either way both kids need therapy to figure out if their behavior is due to circumstances around them, or if they are down right evil!

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Bad parents deserve bad children.

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That little boy needs a good spanking. Also, he needs some exercise. Kids that eat junk food and are sit around the house are more prone to this type of behavior. Get him outside or enroll him in an activity. That way, he can release all that energy somewhere else. I know he's probably traumatized about losing his sister, but that's no excuse to act like that.

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And THIS is why parents need to get control over their children when they are small, so they don't have this shit to deal with when the kids are older.

What an obnoxious whiny piece of shit! I'd kill this kid.
Clarisse, I would have given that stupid Dad such a piece of my mind.......what an asshole. Who gives a little kid, caffeinated sugary soda? I see little kids drinking Diet Coke, and I get so pissed.

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on June 4, 2008 - 7:32am.
She had recently told a young boy-barely thirteen

Nice, and so true.

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Clarisse: O man....hide your daughters...that's the new generation coming our way...scary

Stock Broker's picture

That kid needs a good old fashioned belt whipping.

Kids today are too damn spoiled. I say bring Corporal Punishment back.

If I would have slapped my mom like that, my dad would have shoved his foot so far up my ass that I would have tasted Allen Edmonds sole for a week.

omg...that child would have been unconscious and lying on the floor with the imprint of the back of my hand across his face when the paramedics arrived....

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EastEndGirl's picture

"She had recently told a young boy-barely thirteen, she thought-to pick up an empty can that he had tossed on the ground in the mall the other day. He had looked at her in amazement, and had then laughed and told her that she could pick it up if she liked as he had no intention of doing so............
When she was young, a woman would have picked up a boy like that and spanked him on the spot...........
She was a modern lady, of course, and did not approve of spanking, but sometimes one had to wonder. Would that boy have dropped the can in the first place if he knew that somebody might spank him? Probably not.

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Clarisse - no WAY!!! that is fucked! Holy crap I woulda had some shit to say to that asshole.

You see it all the time in public. I used to take the train to work and this young mother was there every day with her 4 or 5 year old daughter. All the monther did was chain smoke and yell at the kid, and all the kid did was cry, collapse, and run away!! It would make me SO fucking MAD!!! You expect a child to respond to some trashy chain smoking scream-fest?? IDIOTS!
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He better be lucky I'm not his mother because that's one little bastard that would be left on the side of the road. He's a sociopath through and through and she needs to have him put away ASAP - it's just going to get worse as he gets older.

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That little shit! I would have made him very sorry he did that. I have to admit, the mother is at fault for his behavior to a certain extent; but I do believe that some children are just pure evil sent to earth to make us appreciate dogs.

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Submitted by Clarisse on June 4, 2008 - 7:27am.
I was in the store last night and this kid, maybe 5 or 6 was screaming

Funny! The kid is doomed, huh?

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Perezs Fired Stylist on June 4, 2008 - 10:18am.
kdracofan - I love your avatar! You have great taste, not to mention a great message. :)
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How are you?

OT = This kid is a true nightmare. The mom, having lost another child in such a dramatic manner, has lost her power with this one....scary.

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oh HELL naw!! my nephew lost both his parents and I raise him now and he don't get to act out like that! Grief is no excuse for disrespect! You need to let even young kids know that at some point we all lose people we love!

I would have slapped the tittie fat off this child so quick, folk would be begging me for my new slap diet!! At the very least he needs his snacks taken away. That is a spoiled brat. I would have tore his ass up and then put CPS on speed dial for him and packed his fat ass a bag!

The sad thing is his moms is scared of him, and he knows it!

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Manimal5's picture

I have two brothers and three sisters. We were too busy beating the crap out of one another to even think of hitting Mom.

He might have some issues about the loss of his sister. Maybe blaming Mom somehow. The hitting has to be stoppped right away, though.

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Long post...
Speaking of brats…
I was in the store last night and this kid, maybe 5 or 6 was screaming the whole time (he wanted candy. daddy said no. he already had Dr. Pepper and two toys…but kid screamed louder)…so at the check out, they're right in front of me (greeeat!) and the kid has toys, candy and a case of Dr. Pepper that daddy sets on the counter. I see the kid grab the candy and starts to open it, daddy says no, not yet…another screaming tirade ensues, in which this kid knocks the case of soda onto the floor, where several cans proceed to EXPLODE! So, dripping in soda and I yell "Jesus Christ!" and daddy looks at ME and says "What the fuck is your problem? He's a kid, kids have accidents!" Now, I don't tell people how to raise their kids, but after a 12 hour work day soaked in Dr. Pepper, I told him thru clenched teeth that if he had any control over little Damien, this could have been avoided! and Daddy stepped up to me! After walking away and cleaning myself off, I walk out to the parking lot, where daddy is again arguing with Junior to stop playing on the bench and come to the car. I even heard him try the 1…….2…..3…..

Good times!

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Submitted by PantyChrist on June 4, 2008 - 9:22am.

yeah, my mom fractured her wrist once from shaking me by the arm after I pissed her off by mimicking her and not stopping when she said to.

Parents like this are so ineffective its sick. No wonder there are so many fucked up people in this world.
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Dayum!!!! He needs to see a counselor or something. Losing someone can be hard...if that don't work I would put his little ass in military school stat. This kid scares the shit out of me. He has "I am gonna kill this bitch in the middle of the night" written all over him.

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'Submitted by loric on June 4, 2008 - 3:11pm.
I would give this child a reason to call CPS. Seriously, I feel for the Mother, but she needs to beat that child's ass. I'm sure losing his sister was traumatic, but that is no excuse to be a little asshat.
I love my daughter with all of my heart, but I cannot stand other children. This little jerk is one of the reasons why.'

I'm totally feeling you, same here. I love my son and my daughter with all my heart and would do anything for them but I actively dislike playing or spending time with other people's kids, I can't stand them. Sleepover night is a TORTURE! I can't be bothered with little brats who are not my own.

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Actually, I want to slap the mom myself... you know her lack of parenting skills is what created this monster.

Little miss's picture

This is just outrageous. It's the fault of the mother to let her child treat her like crap. She is stupid enough to find excuses for his behaviour. Kid must be sent to bootcamp straight away.

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If I ever would have tried to do this to MY mother, they'd have to scrape my remains off the wall with a squeegee and bury me in a Miracle Whip jar. And even then I'm sure my mother would have gone all berzerker-mode on the Miracle Whip jar and they'd have to clean THAT mess up and store it in an indestructable lead box. My mama didn't take no mess. If I even breathed on her hostile I'd get the K-Mark Spank. Of course, that was back in the old timey days. Nowadays, parents have to use permissive discipline on their children or else everyone will call them child abusers. I used to think this was a travesty, but I find brats highly amusing so at this point in my old ass age, so I don't really care. Tantruming children are the new performance artists. Bring on the Latarians! Give them arts grants!

elegantlady: Word.

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This little asshole hasn't been taught the proper way to sit either. Manners? A lost art?

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At the risk of sounding like my mother, kids today have too much control and parents feel powerless to do anything.

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Parents like this make me sick.She needs to knock the hell outta his fat ass.

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Hell-2-the-Naw!!!!

Where the f*ck is my belt 'cause I'm about to beat some ass?! Where are they from because I have a ticket to buy?!

Hell no!

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Awww man Angie Jo should adopt this kid!
Let Zahara at this ass clown in husky pants man!
He would be calling his mommy and begging her for forgiveness!
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OMG ! I would have lost my Sh*T. He has never had his A## beat. I would be his Mama, but it would end with him going down a flight of stairs and a cabinet door being slammed over and over on his head. Oh.. Wait that was what my mom did to me...

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"hood rat stuff" LOL*

This is some Nancy Spungen mess! Remember Nancy from "Sid and Nancy" fame? When Nancy was a kid she was really bad then she grew up to become a stripper and heroin addict who followed the Sex Pistols around.

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_I_Don't_Want_to_Live_This_Life)

Good luck Noah and Latarian. I'm sure they will know the inside of a jail cell most of their adult lives.

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Oh FUCK no! I would've beat that tubby little bitch's ass so hard. I know he's going through some stuff right now, but she needs to nip that shit in the bud. My Aunt always let her two kids smack and punch her.. and in front of people, too! And then she'd be like "What did I tell you about that?" or she'd threaten to beat them, but she would never follow through. And today, they're just horrible douchebags that me and my other relatives can't even stand to be around.
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What a fargin' bastage! yeah, I slapped my momma......ONCE!

missy's picture

the mother is obviously not doing what she needs to do with her son. taking him on tv is not going to help. theyre both fucked.
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What a brat. Should we call Super Nanny or what?
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I would give this child a reason to call CPS. Seriously, I feel for the Mother, but she needs to beat that child's ass. I'm sure losing his sister was traumatic, but that is no excuse to be a little asshat.
I love my daughter with all of my heart, but I cannot stand other children. This little jerk is one of the reasons why.

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I slapped my mom once in high school during a shouting match. She slapped me back so hard I couldn't taste for a week.

WTG, Mom.

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Sweet Jesus. I'da dropped that kid like third period French!

I'm sure losing his sister was traumatic and that kid is having all sorts of issues, but who in their right fucking mind would have Dr. Phil try and intervene?

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Noah is pure delight.
There is a whole generation of turds like him. Mom needs to man up and kick his ass-old school style.