Brit Brit Is Always To Blame
This is a sad, sad story. Pour yourself a cup of Cream of Rice and grab a hankie. 85-year-old Ed McMahon's Beverly Hills home is about to go into foreclosure. Pepaw in distress!
Ed is $644,000 behind on payments on $4.8 million in mortgage loans. A default notice was filed on February 28th reports the Associated Press.
Ed's spokesbitch said he hasn't been able to get work since breaking his neck 18 months ago. He said that they are currently in negotiations with the mortgage company, but it's not clear whether or not Ed and his wifey get to stay in their home.
The home has been on the market for two years at $6.25 million. The 6-bedroom home is located in the gated community of The Summit. This is where Brit Brit's greasy ass lives and Ed's realtor said this has created problems. He said, "When we were trying to sell the house one time, there were about 100 paparazzi there." Tell the Cheeto One to move her ass out of there! Matthew McConaughey lives in a fine trailer park in Malibu. Brit Brit would fit right in there.
Has Ed entered the American Family Publishers sweepstakes? He may have already won $10 million!
Seriously, how can we help Ed? Pepaw Bake-A-Thon? Pepaw sex tape? We must save Ed's house!
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No way he is broke, and if he is, then he lived above his means. Fuck that.
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Maybe Heidi Fleiss has a part time opening, Fluff and Fold and LOVE IT ED!
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BB King is in his 80's and works constantly - because he loves his job. I've seen him 4 times in the past couple of years. He has a billion kids and ex-wives/baby mamas but somehow he can still afford to have a decent lifestyle.
This old pepaw definitely blew his cashwad on something unsavory. It's not an accident that he got to this point.
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Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.
Oh, break my fuckin' heart! Don't tell me this guy couldn't
have put a few mill aside for a rainy day! I'm a broken-down old ex-drug addict, and even I've managed to open a savings account. Go do what the rest of us do, Eddie: rent a crappy apartment.
Serious? What did he do with all his money? You know he got a good paycheck with Johnny Carson and all the other stuff he's done.
It's too bad, but I can't feel that sorry for him.
How about a reverse mortgage?
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
My grandfather spent a lot of money on hookers, horny old guy and before viagra. He died penniless but with a smile on his face.
Hiyoooooooo!
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wow. i guess you bitches only have a heart when you choose. it's funny, yesterday it was, poor bo diddley had to work till he died. poor bo.
today, fuck ed. he should not have had so many wives. he should have saved his money.
you cold hearted hypocrites.
yeah, yeah, yeah, cry me a river, Ed.
4.8 million home, and no job for years.
Time to regroup, and look into an assisted living community, bud.
Sorry, but I have no sympathy. I've never cared for this obnoxious overrated cuss.
Poor Ed! To be honest, it doesn't sound as if his money was invested well, or else he didn't make as much money as he should have all those decades or he didn't spend it wisely. He shouldn't have had to be expected to work at his age anyway, so him being injured shouldn't have affected him financially at this point.
You would think some of his celebrity friends would step up and help him out. If I could help you out Ed, I would. You don't deserve to have this kind of stress at your age.
I might add that people would be surprised to find out how many elderly people find themselves in financial trouble. I help care for my 93 year old neighbor, who is outliving his money, which is almost gone. I buy him things now that his family has come out and told me that his finances are drying up. Insurance co-pays, cost of oil and other expenses. It does happen and I find it very sad.
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I agree with the other posters. The guy used to make a hefty sum. At least a sum much larger than I'll ever make. Why does he have a mortgage?
Should have spent less on frosted blonde broads, there Ed.
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Aww,I feel bad.He probably should have been more responsible with his money,but he looks like my grandpa so I can't help but feel sorry for him.
I guess it's time for the retirement home, pepaw.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
Aww,I feel bad.He probably should have been more responsible with his money,but he looks like my grandpa so I can't help but feel sorry for him.
If Ed was not a celeb, he would've been on the street way before now.
Subprime mortgages, they're happening to everyone:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/01/funny-pictures-yeah-i-had-a-sub...
Not really, but I like that picture.
Oh how sad!!! Ed McMahon should not HAVE to work!?!?!?! Ed in foreclosure???
He's 85 fucking years old! Leave him alone!
ALright, MK, i got $20.00 in the pot.
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He should sue x17.
I'm sure comingback could loan him a few bucks.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Scuse me for not having a lot of sympathy for Mr. Ed, but the dude has been in show bizness for decades. Ever heard of saving money instead of throwing it away on trophy wives?
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I feel sorry for the guy but have to ask: how the hell does he still have a mortgage, and particularly one that's still that high?
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
He is busy with his online dating thing, His profile was seen at dating site "W e a l t h y l o v I n g . c o m" yesterday. A rumor goes that he is dating a young single woman on that site.
Poor guy.
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Hahahahhahaha @ The Cheeto One. Just when I thought no more cheeto jokes, MK pulls a fast one on me.
Anyway. Awww. Poor pepaw! Hot slut Suckathon!! I'm in. I love cute little old men.
PS: I wouldn't want to live near Shitney either.
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Awww that makes me sad =(
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