Wednesday, June 4th 2008
Jizz Roll'd
It's too early for this fuckery, but some illegal shit is going down. Ashley Jizzdale has murdered some of our beloved 80s classics with her cunty voice. Devil music! Below is Ashley's cover of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up." You know that shit was put together with a Fisher Price keyboard and a PC junior. This skeezer must be stopped before she commits the ultimate sin and covers Stacey Q.
Click here to torture yourself with her covers of Cathy Dennis' "Too Many Walls," Pat Benatar's "Shadows of the Night" and Whitney Houston's "I Wanna Dance With Somebody."
Thanks Peaches
Doesn't anybody write their own songs anymore?
They're rapping Patrick Swayze for Christ's sake!!
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Oh God no, she even covered BELINDA CARLISLE!!! Now THAT is blasphemy!!!
Never gonna give you up was my jam.
"Is that your wife, or is your dog walking backwards?" - Martin
I officially hate her... yeah, like, officially.
She's one of those people that confuse me. I don't see any positive qualities about her and really have no clue why she's famous or noteworthy. She can't act or sing and she's not remotely cute. What's the deal?
simply awful
Submitted by Mel-Tang on June 4, 2008 - 1:02pm.
That song was a piece of shit to begin with.
Rick Assley sucked donkey balls.
...OH NO YOU DINNINT!!!
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yeah, I said it! what?
Just stay away from Taylor Dayne.
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"W e a l t h yR o m a n c e.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is datiing young billionaire on that site. Is she singlle now?
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That song was a piece of shit to begin with.
Rick Assley sucked donkey balls.
I think Ashley is cute and has a decent voice. Most of her music is only played on Radio Disney, so I don't see the problem.
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Ok, so when is Zac going to cover OMD and Erasure?
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
that was utter crap.
UGH I hate that Cathy Dennis song, it's so uber teenage angst. Whoever sings a cover should be shot!
Your face!
I have a new rule that I think most Dlisted Patrons could live by: Whenever one of these screechy voiced little twats like this one, Blohan, The Simpletons (Jessucka and Asshole) try to cover anything or better yet sing, that's my cue to not push the button. I think in the long run I will be thanking myself.
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Geez, Banana shut your friggin' gob, okay?
That is hilarious. Total Fisher Price Keyboard. It sounds like someone is playing Atari "Pong" in the background.
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Manley Jizzdale, I fucking hate you even more, now. You make that Last Christmas performance look classic and elegant compared to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38cm58C3-VY&feature=related
All rate this a 1, because her mad fans seem to have given it a 5!
That is the worst shit I have ever heard. Step the fuck off of my Rick Astley, Needlenose.
Indeed MK.Great word..."cunty".
She looks like an 80's throwback chik.
Give her some big hair she looks like she could channel Stacey Q.:"I need you...I NEEEED you!"
MK, I'm just impressed beyond belief with your usage of the word "cunty".
TOTALLY appropriate.
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Noooooo...not Cathy Dennis!
I hate Disney and their money grubbing baby whore making machine.
Why do Disney stars always cover songs and make them into club music. Write your own damn songs.
Not that I expect this no-talent to cover any of the stuff I listened to in the 80s (stop to think if I can even REMEMBER the '80s, much less what I listened to), but if she does, I'm gonna put a face-melting curse on her.
who is this person?
Ewww. Just ew.
That is all.
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I thought this was Brittany Murphy. My bad.
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why is this dumb penis nosed bitch thinking she's all that? Please dont kill Rick Astley for me!!
That's not music! That's wild moose calls!!!!
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SHE COVERED RICK ASTLEY????? BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
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Can't wait for the Jonas Brothers to cover 'Stairway to Heaven'.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Ahem ... you can't do Rick Astley songs unless you have the vocal chops to sound like a sweaty soul singer. Miz Tiz ain't anywhere in the neighborhood. Mickey Mouse Club is more her style.
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"If I punched every bitch who called me fat, it would be dead bitches all up and down the highway."
Can Disney afford to hire some songwriters for Jizzdale? Oh, they spend the budget on her nosejob. Cheapasses.
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mike on June 4, 2008 - 9:35am.
Isn't she a bit young to have bags under her eyes, or are those a result of the rhinoplasty?
- It's the swell of fuckeryplasty.
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Noooooo this is blasphemy!! She needs to stick to that High School Musical shit where she belongs.
Isn't she a bit young to have bags under her eyes, or are those a result of the rhinoplasty?
What gives the this no talent skank the right to murder a Whitney Houston song? BITCH YOU GOTTA HAVE A VOICE & TALENT BEFORE YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT SINGING A WHITNEY SONG!
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What the fuck? THIS DISNEY SHIT HAS TO STOP.
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It's hard to butcher anything Pat Benatar did; she did it so well herself the first time around.
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My six year old daughter watches the HS Musical shit and when this one comes on, I want to put my foot through the plasma tv
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Submitted by mike on June 4, 2008 - 9:30am.
What's this one famous for, other than a bad nose job?
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What's this one famous for, other than a bad nose job?
Pat Benatar's "Shadows of the Night"
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!
This little little cumdrop needs to step off.
I hate these dumb asstarded tween twats thinking they have the right to do this kinda shit.
Shitney remade "I Love Rock n Roll" and
IT BLEW CHUNKS, UGH HWORES ALL OF THEM HWORES!
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"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Jizz rolled!! Nail meet head! LOL!!
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Surfing the apocalypse.
You can't remake Rick Astley! Get the fuck outta here!
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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.
Holy shit, it's like 'Minipops' all over again.
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I'm sort of shy, and I'm not much of a talker, but if you poke me I'll probably rustle up a sentence or two.
You sure that isn't Zac singing?
Bitch back up off my 80's music.
Stick to your shitty bubble gum disney shit.
My ears! I`ts do damn early for this... No... there is NO time for this. *looks for cotton balls*
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
oh no she dinnint!!
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yeah, I said it! what?