Wednesday, June 4th 2008

Out Of This World

If Beth Ditto was a planet she would be Saturn because I'm pretty sure Saturn doesn't have any eyebrows. It does have plenty of rolls rings though.

This bitch is so hot that she burned her own eyebrows off! I hope this shit doesn't become a trend because eyebrows are a beautiful thing!

Ditto kept her ham hocks and jumbo cherry turnover covered, so this is an upgrade. I almost didn't notice her without her triple ass hanging out. Bitch looks like Mama Cass on a very special episode of "The Jetsons." Hot.

Here's Beth and guest at the Glamour Awards last night in London. Her guest is a chick, right? I'm totally getting Rojo Caliente-y vibes from her.

Wireimage, Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


MollyJones's picture

Tough crowd... I gotta stand up for her a little bit, she's still cute eventhough she's heavy. And I like the fact that she's OK with herself.

.... but her outfit and hair are indefensible-- yowza :(

Lexi-J's picture

Seriously that would make a great halloween costume.

MargeAggedon's picture

Submitted by magnificent_G on June 4, 2008 - 10:13am.

I've got no problem with her size... it's that dress! Disco camouflage! Actually I think I love it. XD Woe to those nearby tripping on acid! They probably thought she was a hallucination! HA!!

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

This is painful to look at and giving me a migraine.

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magnificent_G's picture

Come on, she's fun and a good singer. I prefer to see her than most usual thin morons :)

Clarisse's picture

Breaking news D-Listers!!!

If you stare at this long enough, you will be able to see what you had for lunch yesterday!

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If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

Gah! No optical illusions this early in the morning!

Maybe her eyebrows just blended in with the mirrors too.

name_optional's picture

gross monster

chefcammi's picture

DebFrmHell- maybe after i get back in ill chola her up a bit?

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DebFrmHell's picture

Cammi, if you can chola up Nickie B, imagine what you, two little kids, and photoshop can do for Beth Ditto! MK would love you to rachet THAT up a couple of notches.

PS that Tom Cruise needed a Surgeons Generals Warning Sticker!

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Alltheprettyones's picture

I am just happy she is wearing clothes that cover her barrel belly.

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Miss Priss's picture

LOL

Well, I hope this becomes a trend in Hollywood. I will be laughing my ass off everyday at all the dumb whores that go eyebrow-less. Imagine Asshole Simpson without eyebrows? Or Rumer? Oh yeah.

I love my eyebrows

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Clarisse's picture

Whoa! Hey!

I hope the little one is on top!!

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Mabel Hodges's picture

Oh...wha???...where?......with that dress she blends in!

Where's Beth???!!.....uh....???

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MargeAggedon's picture

OMG!! Disco camouflage!!! I want some!! XD

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HEART ANGELINA's picture

Beth Ditto sings for the Band the Gossip. They aren't bad. I can't stand her ass though.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I liked her better with eyebrows.

DeeDee's picture

Beth looks pretty good. I don't care for her A-Bomb hairdo however.

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kbug's picture

who the hell is beth ditto?

madam s.'s picture

Losing the eyebrows isn't the most efficient way to lose weight.

Could someone be so kind as to tell me who she is????

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The love child of Divine and Matt Lucas.

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RamenNoodles's picture

mmmmm the orange eyeshadow really brings out the yellow in her beautiful teeth! And are sure thats her "guest" or did you mean her snack for later?

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I swear Beth makes me want to vomit every meal I have eaten since third grade. Her poor poor little high-heels. They are SCREAMING in pain.

mike's picture

She cleans up pretty well.

Newportjoey's picture

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Sensimina's picture

Her date has mind-boggling cankles.
Seriously, I'll never get why lesbians date chicks that look like dudes. I'd never trade in cock for a man with moobs and a rubber peen, which is basically what a bulldyke is.

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joe's picture

Who knew that faux stained glass print dresses against a background of little mirror circles could be so slimming?

chefcammi's picture

if J. LoClass simply gave up.

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ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Coulda sworn the last thumbnail was Delta Burke.

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