Wednesday, June 4th 2008

Out Of This World

If Beth Ditto was a planet she would be Saturn because I'm pretty sure Saturn doesn't have any eyebrows. It does have plenty of rolls rings though.

This bitch is so hot that she burned her own eyebrows off! I hope this shit doesn't become a trend because eyebrows are a beautiful thing!

Ditto kept her ham hocks and jumbo cherry turnover covered, so this is an upgrade. I almost didn't notice her without her triple ass hanging out. Bitch looks like Mama Cass on a very special episode of "The Jetsons." Hot.

Here's Beth and guest at the Glamour Awards last night in London. Her guest is a chick, right? I'm totally getting Rojo Caliente-y vibes from her.

Wireimage, Wenn

Posted by: Michael K


Khensu Hetep's picture

What baffles me about this woman, is that she could actually be very pretty if she lost the weight. I don't mind the extra padding, but being her size, the fat distorts her face a little. Oh, and eyebrows. Other than that, I think she could be very very good looking.

So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?

She is so lovely.I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ----"AffluentBachelors.com" ----last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

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Submitted by MargeAggedon on June 4, 2008 - 3:27pm.

I've got no problem with her size... it's that dress! Disco camouflage! Actually I think I love it. XD Woe to those nearby tripping on acid! They probably thought she was a hallucination! HA!!

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Yeah, the dress is part of the fun :)

letinstar's picture

omg...i thought this was ricki lake being fat again...
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Submitted by Fred Flintstone on June 4, 2008 - 2:16pm.

Uh, you mean disGusting? Dipshit.

Beth, you're the best and to hell with anyone who thinks otherwise! You are what you are and you rock for getting out there and doing your thing for YOU!

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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K

gucci's picture

i think she looks cool. at lot better than rumor willis!

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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.

Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis

My friend Darla looks just like her and they're both gorgeous. I feel the same way about Beth Ditto I do Darla and that's that if she lost weight it would just look odd and she wouldn't look as pretty. Part of their beauty and appeal is their round face and curves.
*-Jenny-*

DebFrmHell's picture

@cammi, i knew you would do her proud!

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RamenNoodles's picture

CHEFCAMMI,

Your chola ditto is amazing!!

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I know I will be pilloried for saying this but she is one fat ugly discusting pig! She could have the pipes of a fucking angel but she is still a fat,ugly pig! I had nightmares when I was a kid of monsters that looked alot better than her.

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Submitted by AmyB on June 4, 2008 - 9:50am.
She came with Matthew Broderick!
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First time anyone female came with Matthew Broderick.

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Sweet_As_Sugar's picture

She has on clothes!!!! For that alone she deserves a B+
~SAS

Possum's picture

Can't get with the no-brows... but I can't hate on her.

InsertDopeWordsHere's picture

for some weird reason i like the look on her... but her smile is awful, proper dental care is in order...

She cleaned up very nicely, but what's with the teeth? Looks like she rinsed with Grey Poupon.

chefcammi's picture

Chola Ditto
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m273/chefcammi/ditto.jpg

I cant think of anything else to add. I'm tired.

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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!

Clarisse's picture

LoLo,
OH! I forgot! Hope the "monkey butt" is better today!

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Madame Dufarge's picture

nom nom

LoLo's picture

_CLARISE!
Im gonna die since you said fried rice!
Iwas sick as all hell yesterday from bad chinese!!! HA HA HA HA!

Bloke hOle is going in the dictionary with Van Arked!

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

Clarisse's picture

Lolo,
I just spit fried rice!!!
"shes just into blokes with poke holes, not blokes with polls, Bloke Hole if you will."
Pardon my french, but FUCK ME, That's funny!!!

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_Submitted by PansyP on June 4, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Beth looks totally fab, but why date a woman who looks almost exactly like a bloke if you dont fancy blokes? I dont get it.

shes just into blokes with poke holes, not blokes with polls, Bloke Hole if you will.

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Even Old Man Fonda is sick of this shit.

PansyP's picture

Beth looks totally fab, but why date a woman who looks almost exactly like a bloke if you dont fancy blokes? I dont get it.

BobsBB's picture

FYI: Beth's date is her partner, who to my understanding is FTM trans. I'm no fan of her music (sue me, I just don't get it) but I'm all for the girl letting it hang out if she's feelin' it. Still, the dress and hair are heinous and a lack of eyebrows doesn't really work on anyone except Whoopi...

Holy God in Heaven! Someone get that disco ball back on the ceiling stat! Just don't stand under it because if it falls again you will be crushed to death... mark my words.

***...watch your back, it's your wife!***

shianne517's picture

how the hell did she do that? she's magical.

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Sara M.

AmyB's picture

She came with Matthew Broderick!

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Is she channeling Totie Fields?

The dimply knees give me heartburn but this bitch can sing.

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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.

paris herpes's picture

Kaiserin you need to get that finger from outta your throat and get over yourself! The reason Beth Ditto is the way she is is because of people like YOU!

Your face!

paris herpes's picture

That dress is too early for me this morning. Who's her date?

Your face!

Clarisse's picture

Breakdown,
I love the fact that she's happy being who she is, and my ass is alittle too THERE to pick on a bitch's weight, but that dress is messing with my vertigo!!

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Submitted by MollyJones on June 4, 2008 - 6:30am.
Tough crowd... I gotta stand up for her a little bit, she's still cute eventhough she's heavy. And I like the fact that she's OK with herself.

.... but her outfit and hair are indefensible-- yowza :(

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Good for you!! Everyone in here has someone that they have to stand up for. Like i did for Lily Allen. lol.

peaches's picture

I don't know all that much about her, but when I saw her posing naked on some imported British music magazine giving the Finger, I totally was like"this bitch is AWESOME"! and I've seen pictures of her with those sheer mesh outfits like cher wore in the 80's, She really doesn't give a fuck that people think she's fat! She totally love to shove it in their face! I love people like that! except when they're Wonkey McValtrex!

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Little miss's picture

Rojo Caliente must learn from Beth how to be chubby but look goooood! Ditto is very entertaining and charismatic. I'm not a fan of her music, but I find her awesome. If she would loose weight, she wouldn't be Beth Ditto anymore.

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TheBreakdown's picture

Beth is fun, fat, fierce, and fabulous.

Don't hate!

We are not all meant to be a size negative 2!

www.myspace.com/triston

kdracofan's picture

This is the best I've seen her look ever. with or without eyebrows...

kaiserin's picture

Oh yeah, and I LOVE LOVE LOVE those shoes! Fuckin awesome :)

kaiserin's picture

I actually like Beth Ditto, but I just don't understand why she doesn't try to lose weight. She could be cute if she wasn't so grossly obese. Apparently that is common...I have seen a lot of fat chicks that could be cute, if they just put the fork DOWN and worked out once in a while. I think Beth is talented and interesting and likable, but she cannot be healthy, because that kind of fat is just not healthy in any way, shape or form.

I'm not trying to say that she has to be stick-thin or anything, because that is often unhealthy, especially when there is an eating disorder causing the thinness, but I would imagine that to be that fat, you'd have to have another type of eating disorder, like compulsive eating or something. I just don't understand why Beth doesn't want to look better and be healthier, because fat is just NOT attractive. How can she look in the mirror and not think "Hey, I need to lose a few pounds!"? It just doesn't make sense to me.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

well, it is a step in the right direction at least. compared to her past ensembles.
talented or not, cover that shit up.

doodlewhore's picture

Tracy Turnblad never looked better.

http://doodlewhore.com/
http://www.handsomedevilpress.com

http://www.intimatemingle.com

what a joke! someone just PSed her pictures to hot ones and then uploaded to the famous dating site~~(((((~ I n t i m a t e m i n g l e . c o m ~))))~, a site for interracial romance, interracial relationship... so she is said to seek an extramarital relationship with a black player there! lol

Madam Pince's picture

Doesn't she date a tranny?

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Submitted by NitWitty on June 4, 2008 - 9:37am.

Thanks. Yes, one would think one would get more ingrown hairs shaving that shit off. Oh, well!
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She looks like a giant transvestite alien. She needs a personal trainer to get her fat ass moving.

La_Femme_Latina's picture

Looks like Lisa Frank threw up all over her ass.

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BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

Wow...I just...wow....I need to adjust my eyes for a sec....

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Parker's picture

This post enthralls me so that I have to say one more thing... Predator, anyone? She blends right in like that hot slut.
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NitWitty's picture

@Parker. Whoopi said on the view a while back that she's shaves them off because they cause her ingrown hairs and bumps. Don't know how shaving would cause less bumps but just a bit of trivia first thing in the morning.

Parker's picture

BYW, she WISHES she looked like or could sing like Mama Cass. Not gonna happen.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.

It's a transman she's with.

Parker's picture

I've been wondering since 1980-something why Whoopi has no eyebrows. I don't think I'll ponder too long on Beth.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.