Rotten No More
Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols has ruined his gorgeous, busted, nasty teefs by having them fixed. Illegal! Punk rock is officially, officially dead!
Johnny told the Telegraph that he traveled to Los Angeles and spent $22,000 on his new pearly whites. He still has a gap where he lost one of his tooths to a cherry pit. That's some George Washington shit! Johnny didn't have a new tooth put in there because it would mean he would have to get his jaw realigned.
He said, "All those rotten teeth were seriously beginning to corrupt my system. I was permanently poisoning myself with gum infections." That's what drugs and booze are for! To kill infections. That's why my dealer doctor told me.
What the hell are we supposed to call him now? Johnny Rembrandt?!
P.S. - That's a picture of his old teefs. May they rest in peace....
Thanks Natalie
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on June 3, 2008 - 5:18pm.
Nice tribute to American Pie by Don McLean.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 3, 2008 - 5:15pm.
DING DING SING DING SING
FIRST PRIZE!!!!!!
Can't get nuthin past you, bitch!
And Ritchie Valens.
But something touched me deep inside,
The day the music died.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Punk's dead? Thank God for that!
~*~"It's time to make history. It's time to rock the vote." Christina Aguilera in the new Rock The Vote ad that airs in 2 weeks time~*~
Rock The Vote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5y0bdOqL3AI
Mrs.Kravitz on June 3, 2008 - 8:07pm.
Is that the Buddy Holly tragedy?
The Big Bopper as well?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
I'm pretty sure punk died on February 3, 1959, on a cold winter's night when a small private plane took off from Clear Lake, Iowa bound for Fargo, N.D. and never made its destination.
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on June 3, 2008 - 5:02pm.
He's the Phoebe Price of metal.
He should give Amy Whino the name and number of his dentist.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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KnoWhutImean?
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yeah, I said it! what?
Sheeps on June 3, 2008 - 7:59pm.
Punk died for me when Pat Boone recorded "In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy."
- bwahahahaahaha, I saw that shit on Least Metal Moments on VH1, so not metal.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Punk's been dead for decades, thanks to Iggy Pop (who is mega hot for 60 and has the body of a 30 year old to boot!) it's still kickin' but barely. And the punk poseurs that are out know pale in comparison to the unbridled anger and relentless noise that it was in the late 70s.
Your face!
Submitted by Thornhill on June 3, 2008 - 7:57pm.
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I know, right? I'm a regular Andre Leon Talley, sans turban.
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being alive past your 27th birthday is not considered punk. I hope he gets a La Toya nose and a nicely sculpted cleft chin while he's at it. Why not?
Punk died for me when Pat Boone recorded "In a Metal Mood: No More Mr. Nice Guy."
@Iggy..I just passed on the knowledge garnered from M.E. @sox..Good to see you too, I see you have a new outfit, very fetching and sartorially elegant, you are a true fashionista..
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http://www.myspace.com/akathornhill
Punk Rock started dying when poseurs like Asshole Simpson and Avril Lavine started self-proclaming themselves as punk rockers...ugh
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@BB. Sup. This is Johnny's second teefs fix. He never cleans them just gets them fixed up every ten years or so...
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http://www.myspace.com/akathornhill
Thornhill, you bastard. And I mean that in the nicest way. Where have you been? I've been ♥'ing up the place ever since you told me how.
On Topic: Never mind the bollocks.
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Submitted by Thornhill on June 3, 2008 - 7:48pm.
@Sox,Sheeps and Dx3. Sup.
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Thory - I miss you bunches! I'm glad to see you.
ON T: Looks better.
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OLE! Thornhill ya' slut.
OnT: Johnny Teef?
I got nuthin'.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
@Sox,Sheeps and Dx3. Sup.
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I live with 15 dead cats, a purple dog that wears spats..
http://www.myspace.com/akathornhill
If only he'd used a Sonicare...
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I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
You hang in there, sunshine; you're friggin' special.
Submitted by Thornhill on June 3, 2008 - 7:40pm.
He's still a handsome bugger...
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*opening lid to hamper* Thorny!! *sock monkey hug & smooch* Hi!
ON T: Wow! Big difference! Love him.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
@Thorny:
Hey love! I miss your Johnny avi! I forgot about that!
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by islandgirl on June 3, 2008 - 7:30pm.
Let's hope that he passed that dentist's name to Shane MacGowan.
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I chortle-snorted. :p
I still love the old curmudgeon, sparkletooth and all.
He's still a handsome bugger...
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I live with 15 dead cats, a purple dog that wears spats..
http://www.myspace.com/akathornhill
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gott, nein!
Not good teefs on John Lydon. It can't be. He is dead to me. *spits on ground*
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Johnny Rembrandt.. so funny
Holy fuck. He's what, in his 50's, right? And his teeth are already THAT bad?
I guess punks don't brush their teeth.
"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."
Let's hope that he passed that dentist's name to Shane MacGowan.
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Animal! I don't want a baby who looks like that. I always get sick when someone refers to The Ramones as the Godfathers of Punk. This guy started it. It started here.
well we still have shane mcgowan. and his teeth are way WAAAAYYYY worse.
Meh, the pistols were nothing more than the Monkees of punk anyways.
I saw him a few times with PIL. He was the best--very funny and entertaining.
Ok, at first I thought he kicked the bucket, so PHEW and relief sets in.
second, "What the hell are we supposed to call him now? Johnny Rembrandt?!"
Johnny Veneer?
Johnny Cerac?
Johnny Fresh?
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Man, crazy British celebrities just arn't the same unless they got a mouth full of snaggely rotting teath with receding gumlines. I mean, what would happen if Wino got her toofers all snazied up? It'd just be unnatural!
Werd.
sooo...I thought that was Jim Varney!
"bang my buttocks, Vern; it's hot, fast and cheap. Hot, fast, cheap; kinda like your first wife, Vern, you know, the pretty one!?"
I've lived in towns where all the folks' teefuses looked like that....TOWNS!!
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yeah, I said it! what?
wont he have to change his name now?
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march on over to your mothers house and kick that bitch in the birthin' hole for not baking your cake filled head longer. Youre still all soft in the middle of your skull, just like an infant. -LoLo