Rotten No More
Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols has ruined his gorgeous, busted, nasty teefs by having them fixed. Illegal! Punk rock is officially, officially dead!
Johnny told the Telegraph that he traveled to Los Angeles and spent $22,000 on his new pearly whites. He still has a gap where he lost one of his tooths to a cherry pit. That's some George Washington shit! Johnny didn't have a new tooth put in there because it would mean he would have to get his jaw realigned.
He said, "All those rotten teeth were seriously beginning to corrupt my system. I was permanently poisoning myself with gum infections." That's what drugs and booze are for! To kill infections. That's why my dealer doctor told me.
What the hell are we supposed to call him now? Johnny Rembrandt?!
P.S. - That's a picture of his old teefs. May they rest in peace....
Thanks Natalie
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 3, 2008 - 6:40pm.
Someone tell a funny joke. Carrottop needs some serious cheering up.
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JR could be the next Blaaaaake in Amy Whiner's life.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Someone tell a funny joke. Carrottop needs some serious cheering up.
DD: Shhh. Slutts can't W-R-I-T-E.
*smoochies for Slutts, sheeps, and Nit*
No sliding for me today, sheeps. To tired.
Slutts, I want a complete written confession in my inbox tomorrow.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Johnny would use a tree branch as a teefpick.
Triscuit my love how you been?
OK all the cool people are here after 5 now or what?
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
Hi, Dee. Welcome home! Have you had a refreshing slide since you got back?
ONT: Planning to brush for a change.
DeeDee is back from vacay....*looks over at Sheeps and Nitty* DeeDee, I didn't do it and I'm not ever going to do it again.
Not a fan of his. But just saw his profile on millionaire&celeb dating site ***"W e a l t h y R o m a n c e. co m"****** last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
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HELLO MaMi!
Haven't seen you in a while!♥♥smooootches♥♥
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" He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do"
look. wino's and pete's bastard child.
Submitted by James Haven on June 3, 2008 - 6:25pm.
Hi, JH. I get bored or distracted easily.
Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on June 3, 2008 - 9:28pm.
BCAW! good to see you, doll! *Smooches*
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 3, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Nitty....my gurl. Wasn't he a match for DeeDee on eHarmony?
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No he wasn't! He may have a big tongue, but that bitch is cuntfused and couldn't find my sinkhole.
Hi my favorite hoors! I missed you guys.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Hey Christine and James long time no see bitches!
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"I don't understand why do I stress a man, when there's so many better things at hand"-Amy Winehouse
Nitty!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on June 3, 2008 - 9:15pm.
CTH! Good to see you! *Smooches*
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Sheeps on June 3, 2008 - 9:16pm.
Sheeps! my good man! How are you? You change your avie more then Brad changes his underwear.
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Actually Nitty, I thought you would be too busy with the man with the world's biggest tongue to come in here and kill this thread.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 3, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Anytime, Mr. President ;)
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Slutty, if Johnny and Amy reproduce, I'm stocking up on Colombian Treasury Bills.
Hey James Haven, left the other night without taking you up on that threesome idea with Johnny Depp. Is the offer still on the table?
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Nitty....my gurl. Wasn't he a match for DeeDee on eHarmony?
Aw, thanks Sheeps. You're only saying that cuz you like the way I cornrow your wool. Careful, Slutty has me using the naughty word in place of anything with the prefix "con" tonight..could get interesting.
brb..I know, I'm not worthy. No rest for the wicked. Apparently, I'm satan's spawn.
I'm with ya Slutty, it ain't red until the cop pulls ya over LMAO.
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yeah, I said it! what?
Hi Nitty! I was going to make a mean thread-killer joke but you're actually the opposite of that.
If Johnny and Amy would reproduce, orthodontists across the globe would be creaming their pants.
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 3, 2008 - 8:06pm.
CTF>Are you recovered from your accident or do you still feel like......how Johnny looks?
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Thanks baby!
I am fine
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You're right, Momus. Forgot about Brit. Johnny would certainly be an upgrade from Adnan and K-Fuck. She wouldn't have to worry about pregnancy, since I can't imagine how Johnny's sperm could possibly have survived those decades of drugs and God knows what else.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Submitted by jussayin on June 3, 2008 - 9:08pm.
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I would probably be in the group that would be speeding up.
Evening you hot sluts! The thread killer has arrived! Well, according to DeeDee anyway. And I see she's cuntspicuously absent tonight. No doubt she'll show up later with a note from her dentist. Whaaa? That's sorta on topic!
Submitted by Mr. President on June 3, 2008 - 9:07pm.
I think the only person who could find those teeth even remotely attractive is that Berlin Wall fetish chick. You know she wants to stick her tongue in that gap
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Sheeps, do you have anything that you would like to stick in that gap? EOE baby!
Submitted by Sheeps on June 3, 2008 - 8:59pm.
hahaha. That's not all she's had to resort to.
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Whoresville was a sheep shearer, until Brigitte Bardot shut the place down.
James Haven and Johnny are thisclose. Many don't believe it, because he is much older then James Haven, but Johnny actually comes to James Haven for advice.
When Johnny wanted to do a Sex Pistol's reunion, he asked James Haven if he would take Sid's place. James Haven was delighted at the request since he is a huge fan of Sid's (may he rest in peace0, and you bitches better be at the Pistol's reunion tour!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 3, 2008 - 6:07pm.
Actually, BritBrit would probably love to have him. He would be an improvement over her other conquests.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on June 3, 2008 - 9:05pm.
I.G.>He never had to worry about flossing with his old teef.
...LOL!
it's bad when you smile and cars start slowing down, or speeding up!
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yeah, I said it! what?
I think the only person who could find those teeth even remotely attractive is that Berlin Wall fetish chick. You know she wants to stick her tongue in that gap.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
CTF>Are you recovered from your accident or do you still feel like......how Johnny looks?
I.G.>He never had to worry about flossing with his old teef.
I've seen way too many fucked up smiles like that in my day...but then, I grew up in surrounded by hillybilly heroin towns.
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my comuter was down.
on topic, who cares,
off topic I missed you fuckers.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on June 3, 2008 - 5:57pm.
Mr. President that isn't me, however that is my distant cousin, Whoresville. Times are tough and she had to resort to spammin'.
hahaha. That's not all she's had to resort to.
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 3, 2008 - 8:54pm.
It's a crying shame, he could eat a steak dinner through that gap.
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And corn through a picket fence.
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Sláinte duine a ól.
Mr. President that isn't me, however that is my distant cousin, Whoresville. Times are tough and she had to resort to spammin'.
It's a crying shame, he could eat a steak dinner through that gap.
Submitted by jussayin on June 3, 2008 - 5:50pm.
his breath might smell better, but you couldn't pay me enough to personally test that theory
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Amen to that!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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his breath might smell better, but you couldn't pay me enough to personally test that theory
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yeah, I said it! what?
Well damn. Now his breath might actually smell good.
Holy shit MK, you scared me. I read the headline and I thought Johnny kicked the bucket! Phew!!
Hope he got some natural looking chompers...not the Hillary Duff horsey ones.
Submitted by baby520 on June 3, 2008 - 8:20pm.
Has Sluttsville found a new career as a spammer? LOL
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
First Miley Cyrus gets her teeth fixed, now this. Pretty soon everybody in Show Biz will have perfectly pearly white teeth. Boring.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.