Rotten No More
Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols has ruined his gorgeous, busted, nasty teefs by having them fixed. Illegal! Punk rock is officially, officially dead!
Johnny told the Telegraph that he traveled to Los Angeles and spent $22,000 on his new pearly whites. He still has a gap where he lost one of his tooths to a cherry pit. That's some George Washington shit! Johnny didn't have a new tooth put in there because it would mean he would have to get his jaw realigned.
He said, "All those rotten teeth were seriously beginning to corrupt my system. I was permanently poisoning myself with gum infections." That's what drugs and booze are for! To kill infections. That's why my dealer doctor told me.
What the hell are we supposed to call him now? Johnny Rembrandt?!
P.S. - That's a picture of his old teefs. May they rest in peace....
Thanks Natalie
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Dx3, please man. Let's just have a good time and not do this again. Just take a step back, lady. Try and realize that it's hard for Slutty to see someone that she likes brought up here time and again. Especially when she's not here anymore. I think that's what Slutts is just trying to say. None of this needs to be rehashed again. I know you don't want it and I know Slutts definitely doesn't want it.
even with fixed teefs, i'm sure johnny is still rotten...
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my new ringtone...hotness...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsW58hO8Mok
@LCT:
If I had any idea I could help. I do not have a clue however. It is so fucking ridiculous. I am not in 8th grade, shocking though that may be.....
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Dx3, YOU have brought this up several times in the last 2 weeks on the board; why don't you let it die.
he's got rotten teeth and I'm rotting in jail.. boo hooooooo!
mommy. waa.
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Submitted by gucci on June 3, 2008 - 10:14pm.
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Is he not the smokinnest,hottest *but short* M.F EVA??????
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" He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do"
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 3, 2008 - 10:15pm.
Well I couldn't tell you. This shit has been dead for MONTHS, but luckily Slutts thought it was a great idea to bring it up again!
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What the fuck is it with people in here completely not able to keep their GD traps SHUT?!
Submitted by gucci on June 3, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Hello gucci! Love your avie!
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
@LCT:
Well I couldn't tell you. This shit has been dead for MONTHS, but luckily Slutts thought it was a great idea to bring it up again!
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
triscit:
*holding a toy gun to your head*
gimmy that picture of T.I!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
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Gee Slutts:
You have my email and you still chose to address me via Dlisted last night.
So
I will agree no one wants to see this shit on the boards, but of course, like your BFF you had to make shit public rather that using private email.
I said NOTHING to you or your troll buddy, YOU are the one who made it public again. Nice job. It was all done until you just HAD to type it up again last night and I wasn't even there. I had people email me to tell me what a bitch you are!
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by Team Valtrex on June 3, 2008 - 10:07pm.
Still open to the Proctologist option?
...yeah because I expect to see and smell shit in an asshole....but not in people's mouths and vajayjays....
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yeah, I said it! what?
Hahaha Triscuit that was LOL funny.
DDD, why are people picking on you??
Oh Triscuit baby, not you, doll!
However I just got word that some one else likes to talk shit about me and she is a total poseur.
I can't ignore my emails and copy and pastes....that is just RUDE!
I am very peace loving, but a bitch starts shit with me and gets FUCKED UP
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
okay another one...What kind of food does a gay horse eat?
*snapping and swaying hands in a circle*
hAAAAAY.
LOL.Haaaaay.
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" He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do"
Submitted by jussayin on June 3, 2008 - 10:06pm.
Still open to the Proctologist option?
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 3, 2008 - 10:01pm.
People and their judgments never cease to amaze me!
Maybe it is your naivety that saves you from realizing the heinousness of most people's characters. Or your lack of intelligence.
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Hmmm, I realized yours. If you want to exchange words, then we can take it to the forum or through emails. Otherwise, drop it; no one on the board wants to see this.
Nits, rules? rules? we don't need no stinkin' rules...
glad to see your memory has not failed. 8-)
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No comment!
there are 2 jobs I cannot do for all the money in the world and that is be a dentist and be a gynecologist...nameely because there should never ever be a moment when you open mouths or legs and find green rotted funk with shit falling out, but yet for some reason this seems to be a not rare occurence.
And why do people with rotted teeth and rotted vajayjay want to be the first ones to smile up in your face and/or get laid?
I rebuke this in the name of Jesus, and I throw the holy minted water and extra strength douche!
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yeah, I said it! what?
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 3, 2008 - 10:01pm.
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WTH are you talking about?
We were talking about the man w/ the nasty tongue.
?????
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" He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do"
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 3, 2008 - 9:02pm.
Triscuit, I plan on telling that joke tomorrow.
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Well, it was easy and took no thought, so of COURSE!
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
@Debs, that reminds me of Blazing Saddles! Kinda' like badges! We don't need no steenkink batches!
I think I could beat him in a Peter Piper tongue twister contest.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Triscuit, I plan on telling that joke tomorrow.
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 3, 2008 - 8:57pm.
Submitted by Triscuit on June 3, 2008 - 9:48pm.
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Isn't it odd how quickly you can go from being impressed to disgusted
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People and their judgments never cease to amaze me!
Maybe it is your naivety that saves you from realizing the heinousness of most people's characters. Or your lack of intelligence. *shrugs*
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Hahah Triscuit, yes, it was delightful although I can't get that GD song out of my head now.
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 3, 2008 - 9:58pm.
You should be happy knowing that you don't have to wake up to it every morning.
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No fucking kidding.... although, with that thing, who needs a dildo? Or a real live penis even? Ugh, what am I saying. No. *pukes*
Submitted by Mr. President on June 3, 2008 - 9:57pm.
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Strangely enough, I wouldn't be surprised to find out that he is a virgin.
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 3, 2008 - 9:57pm.
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EW. Nast tongue.
Did anyone think my joke was funny?
I do.
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" He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do"
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 3, 2008 - 9:57pm.
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You should be happy knowing that you don't have to wake up to it every morning.
Hahaha oh James Haven. Thank you.
Submitted by Mr. President on June 3, 2008 - 6:50pm.
Will we be hearing about Dreamboat Doherty going to the dentist next?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Slutty, I thought that dude was blowing a bubble gum wad there for a second. He shouldn't limit himself to just two girls on a date. A tongue like that could handle at least four or five.
He must have quite the extensive list of phone numbers in his black book.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Deb, are there rules to that competition?!
Submitted by Triscuit on June 3, 2008 - 9:48pm.
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Isn't it odd how quickly you can go from being impressed to disgusted.
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 3, 2008 - 9:54pm.
Did it not cheer you up?
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I guess it did... I'm so busy trying to figure out what the fuck that was to be sad anymore.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 3, 2008 - 9:40pm.
Someone tell a funny joke. Carrottop needs some serious cheering up.
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A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed.
In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs.
She went downstairs and looked all around, still not finding her husband. Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning.
She went down to the basement to find her husband, crouched in the corner facing the wall, sobbing.
“What’s wrong with you?” she asked him. “Remember when your father caught us fooling around when you were 16?” he replied.
“And remember, he said, I had two choices: I could either marry you, or spend the next 20 years in prison.”
Baffled, she said, “yes, I remember. So?”
“Well…I would have gotten out today!”
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Angelina Jolie and I love each other. IF that's unusual these days, that's sad.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on June 3, 2008 - 9:53pm.
Nits, vision of one of those bouncy, yellow balls with a handle... and Slutts going for the gold!
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Hey, I am practicing just in case it becomes an Olympic sport!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 3, 2008 - 9:51pm.
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Did it not cheer you up?
Nits, vision of one of those bouncy, yellow balls with a handle... and Slutts going for the gold!
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No comment!
Submitted by Sluttsville on June 3, 2008 - 9:44pm.
Here ya go, he was DeeDee's and Nitty's date tonight.
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What the heeeeelllllllllllll.....................?
DeeDee! Deb! So happy to see you sluts! Slutts theory is JR's tongue was too big for his mouth. (Don't tell her that I told you she spent too much time bouncing up and down on it)
Tired of hearing about Amy 24/7. Personally, I think it's great we are finally giving the lower-profile toothless, drug-addled British musicians the recognition they deserve.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
I've seen Muppets with more teeth.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on June 3, 2008 - 9:44pm.
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♥asshole♥meant with love...that was fucking nasty.I actually gasped and covered my mouth!
And I am a SLUT!♥
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" He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do"
I''m disappointed Johnny decided to go the chicklet route.
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Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system. ~P.J. O'Rourke
Ok two condoms walk into a bar and they realise it was a gay bar but decide to stay and get shit faced.
Boooo! I Boo myself than you very much.
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Hey sexy wanna come over and play Guitar Hero?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 3, 2008 - 9:40pm.
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Here ya go, he was DeeDee's and Nitty's date tonight.
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=330577...
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 3, 2008 - 9:40pm.
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Okay my ten year old told me this one...Who killed Alicia Keys?
answer*singing* No one No one Nooo oneee....
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" He totally has drug dealer face and drug dealer pits. Drug dealers start sweating profusely around government buildings. They do"
His dentist's are going to work on his teeth until they finally feel up to the task of working on Amy Winehouse.
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.