Rotten No More
Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols has ruined his gorgeous, busted, nasty teefs by having them fixed. Illegal! Punk rock is officially, officially dead!
Johnny told the Telegraph that he traveled to Los Angeles and spent $22,000 on his new pearly whites. He still has a gap where he lost one of his tooths to a cherry pit. That's some George Washington shit! Johnny didn't have a new tooth put in there because it would mean he would have to get his jaw realigned.
He said, "All those rotten teeth were seriously beginning to corrupt my system. I was permanently poisoning myself with gum infections." That's what drugs and booze are for! To kill infections. That's why my dealer doctor told me.
What the hell are we supposed to call him now? Johnny Rembrandt?!
P.S. - That's a picture of his old teefs. May they rest in peace....
Thanks Natalie
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NO Sheeps, I didn't! I'm sure it will be on the news...I'll keep it on...
Nitty, Gene is gross....
DebFromHell.....hi, and thanks for this morning....
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
YAY Sheeps, atta way to keep the spirits high around here!
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Submitted by Sheeps on June 3, 2008 - 10:58pm.
Tongue Guy? Is that what they're calling Nick Hogan in the Florida Penal System?
(yes, sheeps, I said Penal)
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My life is nothing but a convoluted drinking game.
Aww, thanks Sheeps. Required too much typing too. My fingers are sore from pulling out my kid's teefs! Chatsworth? Wow! That's close to home! So sad :(
Hey, PSL, did you hear about the killer-bee attack in Chatsworth (Stoney Pt)? One teenager in the hosp and one dog dead.
PSL, you just summed that up perfectly. Gene is just truly one level above Paris in the infuncted department if you as me.
Nitty, I liked your joke. It just required too much thinking for Dlisted.
Sheeps, tongueman is certainly SAFER than Gene Simmons.....he can't count how many hundreds of women he's fucked. I don't know how Shannon Tweed looks at him. An "Open Relationship" is one thing, that is just crazy to me.....
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Please forgive me for my distance, pain in evident in my existence; please forgive me for my distance, shame is manifest in my resistance to your love
-Fiona Apple "To Your Love"
The funny thing is most of you, if you had to choose, still would pick poor, bald, drunken Tongue Guy over Gene Simmons.
**nick prepares crude tattoo gun so he can etch another tear under his eye**
"I'm in jail and I didnt get picked to take DeeDee to her class reunion..waaaaaaa!"
*tear*
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Oooh! that just gave me an idea! I bet we can go to a south beach pawn shop and pick up nick's grill on the cheap!
One gold toof? I hope he brought a whole grille from the Flavor Flav line!!
yeeeeeeaaaaaah boooooooooooooy!!
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yeah, I said it! what?
HI PSL! Hope your night went well! Just the usual, except for Nitty is running around her house looking for her children and their fresh teeth because she wants $22k from the tooth fairy.
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Slutts, tongueman wins for sure! She can make her debut on her very own pink carpet.....
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I don't understand about the weather outside....or the harmony in a tune, or why somebody lied...."
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
i posted two- chola hogan and tommy boy!
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on June 3, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Hi everyone....how's it going here tonight?
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We're trying to decide who should take DeeDee to her class reunion: Johnny Rotten, the photo that ChefCammi posted, or the man with the world's largest tongue.
HAHAHA!
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Wow, evening hwores.
Uh, hope everyone is, good?
On T: Don't forget to FLOSS! This could happen to you.
?&!
"Don't get me twisted with average fan losers you have encountered. I am not one of them."
"I am more of a manipulative bitch than a cunt"
"LOVE ANGELINA aka HEART ANGELINA"
Hey, PSL. Just learned that I should never try and tell jokes. I got the *crickets*
hate to do this but this is a fav of mine but avi sized you wouldnt be able to see it's specialness.
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m273/chefcammi/Tom_Cruise.jpg
ETA:
WARNING- THE LINK ABOVE WILL LEAD YOU TO A VERY VERY SCARY PICTURE OF TOM CRUISE WITHOUT MAKEUP ON!!
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Chefcammi, looks like the thetans are making their final assault on poor Tommy Boy.
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Actually, I'm just the President of the Dungeons and Dragons club here in town.
Hi everyone....how's it going here tonight?
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I don't understand about the weather outside....or the harmony in a tune, or why somebody lied...."
-Fiona Apple "Red Red Red"
Juss, Teef or no teef I'm afraid of what he'd be carrying in the low below department so I'm fairly sure I wouldn't hit it.
Cammi, I checked out ur full size version. It's a craptastic masterpiece if I do say so myself! bwhahaha
Submitted by chefcammi on June 3, 2008 - 10:45pm.
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Dang, put a warning on it!
I hope that he purchased at least one gold tooth.
sadly, Nit...I don't even think you would have needed pliers. A good brisk wind and some cherry pits and you would have been knee deep in rotted toofus...
I can't even lie....I have personally seen people with worse yuckmouth IRL!! Like you know that green grout shit you get around your bathtub....well, some people have that on their gumline.
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yeah, I said it! what?
Jussayin, if the fairy visted then she dropped 22 grand under his pillow..Hell, I'll go get some plyers and get busy if so.
Dawnie, I think that you are very tired. I have not written anything to or about you tonight except to wish a good night with a plan to see you on dListed tomorrow. If that offended you, then I am sorry.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Hey,I didn't say I was good at telling jokes..someone just asked for one! LMAO, Deb. I know having met you that that is a completely true and probably watered down version of the true events!
oh I doubt the Teefus Fairy is visitin' ole Johnny
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yeah, I said it! what?
@ NitWitty
..can you believe I had a 3yo and an 18mo climbing on me the entire time?
"NOT NOW BOYS, MOMMY'S MAKING A CHOLA!"
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
I wonder how much Johnny will be fetching from ebay for those teef.
Submitted by chefcammi
On closer inspection, we did that to my old BF when he was passed out. Turkey thought he could run with the big dawgs. He stifled a small scream when he got up for the 3 S's the next morning...LOLOLOL! He made Christine A look like a fresh faced beauty!
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@ NitWitty
"cricket cricket, cricket cricket"
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
@ Chef, I think your talents are being wasted in the kitchen. That is the funniest photoshopping I've seen done in ages!
@Momus:
Well that is hilarious!
Not.
Look, I am ALWAYS trying to be fair. And for someone to stir up some shit from MONTHS ago is lame.
Fuck you all.
I am out. This is ridiculous.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Thanks Nitty, but don't sweat it. I'm not here to fight, I just don't understand why it's still be discussed.
edited BTW, I read the transcript because I was on the board that night.
Alright, two strings walk into a bar...Bartender says: We don't server strings in here.. Strings have an idea and walk outside..They tie themselves around one another and unravel their ends. Walk back in..Bartender says: Told you we don't serve strings. Strings says we're afraid knot.
to get a closer look @ all of his beautifull chola-ness, click here http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m273/chefcammi/nick.jpg hahahahahaaaaaa!
dated in the 80's, huh?
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Okay, Dawnie. I think she heard that. That's a two way street though, okay? We're all cool now, I hope.
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 3, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Night, night. See you tomorrow.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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James Haven:
thanks! i hope angelina won't mind me using it. I think maddox is the cutest thing ever. i also think he's going to famous when he's older; he's got personality!
Triscit:
yes it certainly is. T.I is just too cute for words. its too bad he's married with six kids though!
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Honestly, this girl needs to dig a hole and stick her head in it.
She has no intelligence, no class, no beauty, no charm NOTHING doing for her.
Submitted by Lucy Goosey on Rumor Willis
Chef C. LOL Funny. methinks, melikes. Methinked we dated once in the '80s!
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@ChefCammi..ROFLMAO! That Avi is priceless!
@Nitty:
Then Slutts needs to STFU. I never mentioned names, and only tried to support another user who was trolled. AND, she still never read the whole transcript of the shit that lovely person posted. IF she has issues she can address them in private. But she didn't. She called me out on Dlisted. Lame.
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
debfrmhell
dont you like my chola nick?
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on June 3, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Someone tell a funny joke. Carrottop needs some serious cheering up.
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I know I'm late buuut...
Man ran into a bar
ouch
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Gummy and gross in the mouth area since 2008!
Goodnight kids.
Lots to do tomorrow!
Have an awesome night! *smooch*
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I had a hemorrhoid and... well, it's still a hemorrhoid. -Island Girl
Submitted by DawnieDawnDawn on June 3, 2008 - 10:18pm.
If I had any idea I could help. I do not have a clue however. It is so fucking ridiculous. I am not in 8th grade, shocking though that may be.....
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No kidding. I feel like I'm in high school when I come here now. I graduated for a reason. To get the fuck out. And yet here we are. Hmph.
Submitted by chefcammi
Boy George with Angelina Jolie lips and a pinch of pirate for an Avie?
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